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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Episode 10: We Hate the Sun'''<br /> <br /> A heat wave strikes Decentville as the trio struggles to keep cool.<br /> <br /> '''CAST:''' Jerry, SkullB, Casey, Tom, Weatherman<br /> <br /> '''PLACES:''' SkullB's Apartment<br /> <br /> '''PAGE TITLE:''' We're Back! Again!<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open: SkullB's Apartment. Jerry and Skullbuggy are on the couch, watching TV.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Wow, how long has it been since our last episode?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' About a month. We are ''lazy''.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Well, let's just tell them we were on hiatus and we don't secretly hate every one of our view--<br /> <br /> ''{SkullB gets hit on the head with a bowling ball and falls unconscious.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' It's good to be back.<br /> <br /> ''{Cue theme song.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: SkullB's Apartment. Everyone is on the couch, sweltering.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Oh, my GOD it is hot outside!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Don't... remind me.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I'm a machine and I can feel the heat!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' I'm trying to save my energy... don't make me punch you.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' What gets me is that you guys can afford an awesome flat-screen TV and you don't have air conditioning.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Shut up and watch TV.<br /> <br /> ''{A weather report pops up on TV.}''<br /> <br /> '''WEATHERMAN:''' There's a huge heat wave hitting New Hampshire today and let me tell you--it's not gonna go away! Man! Expect temperatures in the high 90s and 100s, and be sure to put your AC on!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry shuts off the TV.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Ugh, great. We'll be boiling in our own stew soon.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Didn't need to know that!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' So how are we gonna cool off?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I don't know about you, but my cooling systems keep me at a breezy 69 degrees!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' WHAT.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Man, I am living it up!<br /> <br /> ''{A sputtering noise comes from inside Skullbuggy.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' And there goes the cooling system.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Hah!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' So how are we going to beat the heat already?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I vote we strip down to our underwear.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Less clothes means less heat!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I'm not trying anything weird or anything.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' I don't even think Skully wears clothes.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' So who's with me?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Later. Everyone is in their undergarments--and SkullB hasn't changed.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' See? I told you!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' You just wanted to sneak a peek, didn't you?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' No no no I mean no.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' It's still horribly hot in here. What other brilliant suggestions do you have?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I vote we open up the freezer and let the cold air rush in!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Do you have any idea how much that would cost our electric bill?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I don't know or care.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Later. SkullB is somehow in the freezer.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Man, it's so COOL in here!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' We don't care! ''{to himself}'' God he's lucky he can fit in there.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Alright, this STILL doesn't solve our problem.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' I vote that somebody fans us off. It worked for the Egyptians!<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' I also vote that Jerry does it.<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Agreed.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''{opens freezer door}'' Agreed.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Ah, hell.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Later. Jerry is fanning Casey and Tom off with a palm frond(?).}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Did I really need to wear the servant's uniform as well?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' We're just trying to get you in the spirit of things!<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Screw it. I'm going to the community pool or something.<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry leaves.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Well who's going to fan us off now?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''{from inside freezer}'' It's not gonna be me! You know, because I don't have hands.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Later. Casey is lying on top of SkullB.}''<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Ahhh, this is cold.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Come on! When's my turn?<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' When I'm done! Ahhhh!<br /> <br /> ''{Jerry walks in.}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Hey, Jerry! I thought you were at the community pool.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Turns out everyone else in town is there.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Hah, sucks to be you.<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' May I ask why Casey, in her underwear, is lying on top of Skully?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' It's a long story, it'd probably take the rest of the episode--<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Just feel him! He's so cold!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Yeah, it's a good thing my metal absorbs temperature, eh?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Hey, you know what?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' How 'bout we just BUY an air conditioner?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Because that would end the episode prematurely.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' I'm going to buy an air conditioner. See you two babbies later.<br /> <br /> ''{Tom leaves.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' So can I lay on Skullbuggy now?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: Later. The apartment has an air conditioner now. Everyone is back in full clothing.}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Well, it turns out that everything could have been solved with money!<br /> <br /> '''CASEY:''' Isn't that how it always is?<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' Yeah. It is.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause}''<br /> <br /> '''JERRY:''' My GOD this episode was incredibly awkward.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Great to be back, America!<br /> <br /> ''{Cue credits.}''</div>

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