Remolay at 22:53, 25 March 2011

2011-03-25T22:53:58Z

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==Transcript==

''{open on a peaceful field, pan left to reveal Remolay and Remadin standing outside a burning village}''

'''REMADIN:''' ''{Yelling}'' Seriously! This is the second one this month!

'''REMOLAY:''' What are you complaining about? At least you had nothing to do with this one.

'''ELIPSES:''' ''{Voiceover}'' In order to understand that we must take you back through time.

'''TRI:''' ''{Voiceover}'' You know, right after Remolay tried to kill the voices in my head with a sword.

''{cut to the path outside of the forest, Tri and Elipses run toward Remolay and Remadin, who are walking away}''

'''ELIPSES:''' Wait!

''{Remadin stops, Remolay keeps moving. Remadin throws up a barrier that Remolay crashes into}''

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{recovering}'' You have 2 minutes to explain what the hell it is you want.

'''TRI:''' We think there might be... Wait, What?

'''REMADIN:''' That's how long it take for the effects to wear off.

'''ELIPSES:''' ''{confused}'' You guys make no sense.

'''TRI:''' As I was saying, we think there might be something for you in that village over there. Maybe a quest of some sort, People in distress.

''{nothing happens}''

'''REMADIN:''' Um... What village.

'''TRI:''' Oh, sorry. That one.

''{Tri points to the left. Camera zooms out to reveal a small village.}''

'''REMOLAY:''' Yeah... No way.

'''REMADIN:''' ''{overlapping}'' Alright.

'''REMOLAY:''' Dammit Remadin!

''(Remadin runs towards the village. Remolay follows soon after. They stop in front of a obese old man around 700 years old.}"'

'''WALLACE:''' Greetings to you travelocitors, I am known as "The Greeter" Wallace Mart.

'''REMOLAY:''' I am Remolay Daellf ,"The One Who Never Wanted To Know Your Name", and this thing with me is my brother Remadin, "The Unimportant".

'''REMADIN:''' ''{angry}'' Why I oughta! ''{calms down}'' No, Remadin, remember the exercises.

'''REMOLAY:''' No, no, Hit me. You might be interesting for a change.

'''WALLACE:''' Oy! Weirdos! Are you prepared to listen to the story of our troublefications or should I just leave you to your bickererations.

'''REMOLAY:''' I'll take option three.

{Remolay pulls out one sword. Wallace begins to back up. Remadin puts up another barrier and Remolay falls over}''

'''REMOLAY:''' I hate this thing...

'''REMADIN:''' Tell us of your troublefications.

'''WALLACE:''' It all bestarted 507 year ago...

''{screen starts to do a wavy fade to a flashback of the founding of The Village}''

'''REMOLAY:''' I'm already bored.

'''REMADIN:''' Hush, you.

'''WALLACE:''' This village was founded on a land that was simplifically a field. There was some good farmeration land around, so we settled.

'''REMOLAY:''' Why, Why do you speak like that?

''{Page turn fade to a single ogre smashing a roof in}''

'''WALLACE:''' About a year later, a terrible beast came from a cave directly north from here. It has been terrificating our village people ever since, although somehow they are managifying at stayin' alive.

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{eager}'' Do you want us to kill the beast? Please tell me you want us to kill the beast.

'''WALLACE:''' Yes.

''{Cut to the village scene}''

'''REMOLAY:''' Okay, I'm out of here then!

''{Remolay runs north}''

'''REMADIN:''' ''{chasing Remolay}'' Wait! He's not telling the... Oh what difference does it make. He needs this one anyway.

''{Cut to inside of a cave, Remolay walks through with a torch humming the Indiana Jones theme. Remadin walks behind with a confused look on his face.}''

'''REMADIN:''' What the hell are you singing?

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{stops}'' I haven't a clue! Who cares? ''{starts humming again}''

'''OGRE:''' ''{Offscreen}'' I kinda care

''{pan out to reveal a giant beast with blond hair}''

'''REMOLAY:''' I've been waiting to find you all day, ugly.

''{Remolay pulls out both swords and jumps at the ogre. The swords stab him in the hand. Ogre slams Remolay to the ground}''

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{in major pain}'' Son of a...

'''OGRE:''' I take it Wallace sent you.

'''REMADIN:''' Hit the nail, and Remolay for that matter, on the head there.

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{in pain}'' That sucked...

'''OGRE:''' ''{angry}'' That lying MOTHERF...

'''REMADIN:''' You're language, watch it."

'''OGRE:''' Wow, buzzkill much?

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{slightly less pain}'' You have no idea.

'''OGRE:''' Wallace has been telling lies about me for years. He drove my kind off of that land five hundred and seven years ago. Only I remain.

'''REMADIN:''' He's telling the truth. I knew of Wallace's untruthful lying the whole time.

'''REMOLAY:''' Can I kill THEM now? Wait... You knew about this, and didn't tell me!?

''{cut to just Remolay and Remadin arguing}''

'''REMADIN:''' I didn't think it would make a difference.

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{angrily}'' It wouldn't have, until I found out he could kill me with the hilts of my swords!

''{Remolay calms down}''

'''REMOLAY:''' ''{to Ogre}'' That reminds me, can I have my swords back?

''{Remolay is hit on the head with his swords}''

'''REMOLAY:''' Thanks, Remolay out!

''{Remolay charges out of the cave, Remadin runs after as fast as possible}''

'''REMADIN:''' ''{yelling}'' Don't do it!

''{cut to Remolay and Remadin standing outside a burning village}''

'''REMADIN:''' ''{Yelling}'' Seriously! This is the second one this month!

'''REMOLAY:''' What are you complaining about? At least you had nothing to do with this one.

'''ELIPSES:''' ''{Voiceover}'' In order to understand that we must take you back through time.

'''TRI:''' ''{Voiceover}'' We did this part already/

'''ELIPSES:''' ''{Voiceover}'' Oh. Dammit.

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