Remolay at 00:54, 29 November 2013

2013-11-29T00:54:19Z

Remolay: This is a bad start, but a start.

2013-11-26T19:14:04Z

This is a bad start, but a start.

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But will we ever see Remadin lawyering.
==Transcript==
''{Open on Remadin storming out of his room as Remolay sits on the couch watching TV}''

'''REMADIN:''' As if always I'm the only one supporting us, brother. You need to get a job or I'm kicking you out.

'''REMOLAY:''' Are we seriously starting this so forced?

'''REMADIN:''' Yep.

'''REMOLAY:''' Well in that case, no.

''{cut to Remolay being thrown out of the apartment building}''

'''REMOLAY:''' Jazzy Jeff style augh! ''{Gets up and brushes self off}'' Now what?

''{The most annoying song in the world plays at 5x speed while images of random plain t-shirts are shown. The words "Now what" appear on screen. Cut to Remolay having an interview at Fast Fud with Tri}''

'''TRI:''' And why do you want this job?

'''REMOLAY:''' My brother will not let me back in the house until I have one.

'''TRI:''' Right... And do you have any special skills?

'''REMOLAY:''' Does assassination count?

'''TRI:''' Alright then. Normally I'd be forced to ask you a few more questions, but I don't want to talk to you anymore so... I'm calling the cops.

''{fade to Remolay walking out of a court house with Remadin with the words "After a lengthy court battle" on screen.}''

'''REMADIN:''' As of right now you actually owe me money, so I'm going to help you get a job. Tip one. The assassinations you did or the village do not count as job experience.

''{Remolay and Remadin walk by a cop}''

'''REMOLAY:''' Don't mention how I've killed people, got it.

''{cut to Remolay and Remadin walking out of the courthouse again with the words "After another lengthy court battle" on screen}''

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		+	'''REMADIN:''' Tip number two, only talk about that stuff in the privacy of our own home.
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		+	''{Remolay and Remadin walk by the same cop}''
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		+	'''REMOLAY:''' Don't mention in public how-
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		+	''{Remadin puts a hand over Remolay's mouth}''
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		+	'''REMADIN:''' We are not going through that gag again. Tip 2: Do not say how you need a job. I don't know why you're not supposed to do that, just don't.
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		+	'''REMOLAY:''' ''{Muffled}'' That's stupid.
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		+	'''REMADIN:''' Agreed. Tip 3: You're actually not a bad cook, yo. Really. Talk about how you can actually cook damn well in these fast food jobs. Tip 4: I don't care anymore. Get a job.
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		+	''{Cut to Remolay in an interview with Tri for "Better fud"}''
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		+	'''TRI:''' Alright Mr. Da'aylf, it says here that you are known or your cooking skills.
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		+	'''REMOLAY:''' Yeah, uh... Wait on a minute... aren't you the same guy from fast fud?
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		+	'''TRI:''' If I give you the job will you never mention this to anyone?
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		+	'''REMOLAY:''' Deal.
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		+	'''TRI:''' Glad to have you aboard, Remolay.
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		+	''{Remolay and Tri shake hands, cut to Remolay and Remadin at their apartment.}''
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		+	'''REMADIN:''' You know, I should have guessed you'd somehow get a job with literally no effort.
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		+	'''REMOLAY:''' Really? I didn't see it coming.
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		+	'''REMADIN:''' Screw it, you're home and you have a job well done. End of episode.
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		+	''{cut to black, the words "End of episode are on screen}''

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Remolay at 00:54, 29 November 2013

Remolay: This is a bad start, but a start.