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<p>Second</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>The Drow brothers move into their new apartment.<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ''{black screen with the words &quot;It's time&quot;. Remolay and Remadin walk on screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' Uh, time for what?<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' Time to find out what it's time for or I break this wall.<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' But that would be the fourth one this week.<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' Well someone better tell us what it's time for then.<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' It's time for the Remolay Remadin Variety hour with you hosts Remolay and Remadin!<br /> <br /> ''{Remolay unsheathes his swords and jumps offscreen, an agonizing scream is heard}''<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' Well... Now what.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a montage of a bunch of really fast scenes, City Escape for Sonic Adventure 2 plays sped up. The words &quot;Now What?&quot; appear on screen. Cut to apartment hallway, Remadin carrying a couch upstairs.}''<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' Okay brother, just a couple of more steps and we're done.<br /> <br /> ''{Remadin continues to move couch upstairs. Remolay is revealed to be laying on the couch}''<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' This would be a lot easier if you were, you know, actually helping! Why don't you do something?<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' ''{Apathetically}'' Eh, can't be bothered.<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' That does it!<br /> <br /> ''{Remadin drops the couch. It falls to the bottom of the stairs}''<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' If you want to lay on that couch, you take it up those stairs yourself!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to an empty hallway with the caption &quot;48 hours later&quot;. Remolay comes in with the couch and knocks an an apartment door.}''<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' Who is it?<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' It's me you nimskull.<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' Don't you mean &quot;numb&quot;...<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' I know what I said!<br /> <br /> ''{Remadin opens the door}''<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' What took you so long? I got everything else up here in much less time than that.<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' I took a couple of naps here and there, and I stopped off at McDonalds on the way.<br /> <br /> ''{Remolay produces a bag labeled &quot;Fast Fud&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' I don't want to know where you were keeping that.<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' Damn right you don't.<br /> <br /> ''{Remolay tosses the bag to Remadin, who catches it.}''<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' Eiughh!<br /> <br /> ''{Remolay pulls the couch into the apartment, the screen fades to black}''<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' Did we just dedicate an entire episode to pulling a couch up stairs?<br /> <br /> '''REMADIN:''' Not only that, our entire first episode was dedicated to it<br /> <br /> '''REMOLAY:''' We are so going to get cancelled.</div>

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