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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus<br /> <br /> Places: Middleton High,<br /> <br /> Started 15:40, 5 November 2009 (UTC) (the episode takes place last Friday, October 30th, though)<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the hallways of Middleton High, Zarel runs up to Aruseus excitedly}''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Aruseus! ARUSEUS! <br /> <br /> ''{Zarel trips and falls, breaking in half. He quickly reattaches his pelvis to his torso and gets up}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Why so excited, Zarel? Wait...let me take a guess.<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' They chose me! I'm the coffeehouse MC! I beat Patson!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Wow! Willam Patson, top in our grade, straight-A student, and he lost to '''''you!'''''<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Yep! Now I just have to find a co-host before tonight! I think I have an idea or two.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh?<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Well, I'm definitely going to pick one of our group. I already told the news to everyone but Derek. June didn't want to do it because she doesn't think she'd make a good co-host, Austin flat-out didn't want to, Fang was a little iffy about it, and Lucian thought you'd be better.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Well, as much as I'd love to, I won't be able to show if there's a football game on the same day of a coffeehouse. I guess you'll either have to go with Derek or host with someone outside of our group.<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Well, Derek didn't say no, so I do have a chance.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Well then, go on! Get to it!<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' Yes, sir!<br /> <br /> ''{Zarel walks off}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' That reminds me, the costume contest! I just hope the judges know Jet Set Radio...<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Middleton High at 7:00 PM. Aruseus' car pulls up and he gets out of it}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to inside of the lobby. Various Halloween decorations are set up}''<br /> <br /> '''DUE TO A RECENT STRIKE, THE EPISODE WAS NOT FINISHED. BUT HERE IS THE REST MADE BY BADSTAR'''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the lobby... but badly drawn, Teen Girl Sqaud-ish style}''<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' And the winner is... BADSTAR, WHO IS TOO AWESOME TO EVEN WEAR A COSTUME IN THE FIRST PLACE<br /> <br /> ''{Badstar poofs in out of nowhere}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I would like to thank my 1000 hot well endowed girlfriends!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' GOLLY GEE WHIZ, BADSTAR. I WISH I COULD BE LIKE YOU.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Silly Aruseus... everybody does!<br /> <br /> '''ZAREL:''' I would like to dedicate this extremly mind blowingly epic guitar solo to Ba-<br /> <br /> '''KANYE WEST:''' ''{Poofs in also}'' YO IMMA REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY BADSTAR IS THE BEST GUY OF ALL TIME<br /> <br /> '''DEREK:''' Have a chocolate polar bear, Badstar! ''{Pulls out a giant chocolate polar bear}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' You shouldn't have! <br /> <br /> '''FANG:''' ONE CHEER FOR BADSTAR<br /> <br /> '''EVERYBODY:''' YAY! BADSTAR!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I shall now play you all every single AC/DC song in a row with my feet!<br /> <br /> '''EVERYBODY:''' YAAAAAAY!<br /> <br /> '''ITS OVER'''</div>

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