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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Lucian, Aruseus<br />
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Places: Middleton High, Aruseus' Room<br />
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Started 04:30, 18 October 2009 (UTC)<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Cut to the gang's private room}''<br />
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'''LUCIAN:''' So what's this you do?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I check whatever people send me, and then I give a little dope on their question!<br />
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'''LUCIAN:''' Interesting.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Alright, let's see what we've got here.<br />
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''{Aruseus opens up his email client}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus5"><br />
<div>subj: Modular mishaps</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br/>Have you ever lost any of your body parts?<br/>Also, can modulars trade body parts with eachother?<br/>-Bell</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes, and yes! One's fun, the other's not so fun!<br />
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'''LUCIAN:''' What do you mean partswapping's not fun?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Lucian, you dolt! ''{smacks Lucian across the face, making his head spin repeatedly}'' I mean losing parts isn't fun!<br />
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'''LUCIAN:''' Oog...dizzy.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Anydangway, ''{typing}'' Yes, Bell, I have. Sometimes if I toss and turn too much in bed, I wake up on the floor.<br />
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''{Cut to Aruseus' room, his parts are scattered about}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{loud snore}''<br />
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''{Cut back}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah...and also, part-swapping is fun sometimes. Really all depends what you do and if the person will give you your parts back. There's the normal, "arm for arm" trade, and there's even a little game called Part Poker.<br />
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'''LUCIAN:''' Part Poker? What's that?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, my stupid Lucian, ''{Lucian gives a '''ಠ_ಠ''' face}'' think of a game of poker, but instead of betting money or chips, you wager parts of your body!<br />
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'''LUCIAN:''' That sounds...kinky.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Why?<br />
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'''LUCIAN:''' Well, think of the stuff people might do with you!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ...you sick sick bastard.<br />
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'''LUCIAN:''' ''{nervous grin}'' Ehehe...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So there ya go, Liberty Bell. Well, that wraps it up!<br />
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END</div>Lucian Summers