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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;‎&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;Transcript: &lt;/span&gt; Finished&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Lucian, Fang, Zarel, June, Austin&lt;br /&gt;
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Places: Middleton High&lt;br /&gt;
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Started 23:13, 13 October 2009 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Transcript ==&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to a hallway of Middleton High, the bell rings, Aruseus and Lucian walk onscreen}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Lunching times!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' I wonder what they've got today.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I'll tell you what they don't have; crappy food! Middleton High's been rated one of the top 10 in the state for food!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' Seems good enough. We sitting with Fang and the others again?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Lucian, we're '''modular.''' Of course we will be.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' Oh. Right, gotcha.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to the Cafeteria, Aruseus and Lucian are on the lunch line}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Come on! Move!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Cut to a table where Fang, June, Austin, and Zarel are seated. Aruseus and Lucian sit down there}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Jeez. Finally.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' Hey guys. How've you been?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FANG:''' I bombed another Physics test...goddamn that class is hard.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Ouch. What'd you get?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FANG:''' ''{sighs}'' A 64.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Damn! Ya beat my 60.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' Yeah, I'll agree, Physics is tough. Learned that from my bro when he went here. He managed to pass for the year with an 80. That's why I'm taking Biology 2.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''JUNE:''' AHA! I told you you should've taken it, Fang! Lucian and I are in the same class, and it's pretty easy.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Good for you two. And Austin, how about you?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''AUSTIN:''' Oh, I'm in Earth Science. That class is child's play. I have not failed once. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Yeah yeah yeah, Mr. Soon To Be Valedictorian.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''AUSTIN:''' I would be if I didn't have a 79 in my German class. Either way, I'm fine.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Yeah yeah, sieg heil to you too. So anyway, who's coming to the Halloween coffeehouse on the 30th?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I might go.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' Same.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FANG:''' I'll go.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''JUNE:''' Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''AUSTIN:''' Probably.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Good, cuz they're electing new juniors to be the MC's. I nominated myself, and I somehow made it to the final two! When they pick who it is, the winner can choose any other junior to co-host.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''AUSTIN:''' Well who're you running against?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' William Patson. Y'know, that pompous asshole who thinks he's better than everyone else?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''JUNE:''' Right...''him.''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FANG:''' You know him?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''JUNE:''' Who doesn't? He's always winning this and that and he's always bragging about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FANG:''' Goddamn overachievers.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' Hey, guys, look over there!&lt;br /&gt;
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''{The six look to see a lone Dialga kid of about 16 or 17 years of age. He's sitting alone eating his lunch}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' He must be new to Middleton. Looks like he hasn't made any friends. Hey guys, you wanna move over?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Don't you think he'll find it awkward with six people suddenly sitting at his table?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Relax. He's probably open to make new friends, just that no one's given him a chance.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{They walk over to the new guy's table, they place their trays down and sit}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey there! I see you're new.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''???:''' Yeah. These your friends?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah, we're all friends. Say, what's your name?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''???:''' Oh, I'm Derek Hayes. I just transferred from up north.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey there! I'm Aruseus, that's Fang, June, Lucian, Zarel, and Austin.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Nice to meet you all! ''{shakes Aruseus' hand}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' Aruseus you might want to-&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Aruseus' hand is yanked off by accident}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Oh, whoops! I'm sorry there, man. Here. ''{gives Aruseus' hand back}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Um...thanks? Wow, that was a different reaction.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Reaction to what?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You know... ''{points to hand}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Oh, ''that.'' Well, I'm cool with it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You're...actually cool with modularity?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Yep! I actually found a way to train yourself to be that way!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Huh?! What'd you do?!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Apparently tugging at your parts for a long while eventually gets them to weaken and come off. Yep, I'm one of you I guess, that's why I like it so much.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' But what about your parents?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Taken a liking to it! My mom sometimes needs an extra hand...well...arm, to reach something in the kitchen, my dad and I play football with my head sometimes in the summer, and my younger bro, Joseph, is alright with it too!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Your brother here too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''DEREK:''' Nope, he's in a different high school.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' Wow. Lucky your parents are cool with it...&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Yours didn't like it?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''LUCIAN:''' My mom would've kept me, but my dad forced me out. I live with my brother now.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Well that's good.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Hey, you should come join us after school! We got a secret modular club going on for anyone who's modular or not a hater!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Fine by me! Where is it?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''FANG:''' Just meet us in the courtyard after school.&lt;br /&gt;
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''{Derek salutes}''&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' So Derek, you thinking about going to the coffeehouse on Halloween?&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' I guess so. Not much of a people person, but if you guys are gonna be there, I'll go!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Great! And don't forget to cast your vote for me to be the MC!&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' Already done. I thought, &amp;quot;I don't know this Zarel guy, but he's definately better than Patson.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ZAREL:''' Thank you very much! I might make one of you guys my co-MC, I need someone charismatic and fun like me.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''DEREK:''' I'll consider it.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Nice to meet you, Derek! Welcome to the group! ''{high fives}''&lt;br /&gt;
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END EPISODE&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Lucian Summers</name></author>	</entry>

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