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<p>Created page with &#039;Cast &#039;&#039;{in order of appearance}&#039;&#039;: Aruseus, Mr. and Mrs. Parker Places: Aruseus&#039; House Started ~~~~~ == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Cut to Aruseus&#039; house, he parks in the driveway}&#039;&#039; &#039;...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Mr. and Mrs. Parker<br /> <br /> Places: Aruseus' House<br /> <br /> Started 00:15, 10 October 2009 (UTC)<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Aruseus' house, he parks in the driveway}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to inside the living room, Aruseus' mother is reading a magazine while his dad is watching TV}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' And it's another touchdown for the Chicago Bears!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PARKER:''' WOOOOHOOO! Go Bears!<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus walks in through the door}''<br /> <br /> '''MRS. PARKER:''' Hi there, honey! How was school today?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Well, bad at first, but it turned out okay.<br /> <br /> '''MR. PARKER:''' Oh? What happened?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Well, my modular secret got out by accident, but in turn, the new ability helped me save another kid from a few senior jerks!<br /> <br /> '''MRS. PARKER:''' You got in a fight?!<br /> <br /> '''MR. PARKER:''' Honey, don't worry. Does our boy look scathed or bruised at all?<br /> <br /> '''MRS. PARKER:''' Joseph, the boy can take his head off for God's sake...<br /> <br /> '''MR. PARKER:''' Okay, look. So our son got in a scuff with three guys...and won. It was for a good reason, he saved a kid!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Dad's right! Anyway, the kid's name was Lucian. He's a modular like me, but he was kicked out of the house by his father for that...<br /> <br /> '''MR. PARKER:''' Ouch! Talk about rough parenting. Does he have a home still?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Yep, he lives with his brother.<br /> <br /> '''MR. PARKER:''' Aha, I see. Well anyway, at least you have a friend that shares your pains-<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Wait! It doesn't end there! I'm in like...a modular club or something!<br /> <br /> '''MRS. PARKER:''' ''{confused}'' They have a club for modulars?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Ehehe...no. It's just my circle of friends sometimes meet in the basement in the courtyard, ya know, where Dad's classes were when he was my age.<br /> <br /> '''MR. PARKER:''' Really? Which room?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Hm...I think it was room 114...<br /> <br /> '''MR. PARKER:''' Mr. Harding's room! Oh, I loved taking his Biology class! Ironic that that's where we did dissections, and now it hosts take-aparts...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Um...okay... ''{chuckle}'' We even have a girl there. Sooner or later, we're going to gather every modular in the school there. Dunno why, but soon.<br /> <br /> '''MRS. PARKER:''' Sounds dangerous...what if someone finds out?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Pffft...HAH! No one ever goes down there anymore.<br /> <br /> '''MRS. PARKER:''' ...okay. I'm still a bit iffy, but...go ahead.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Will do!<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus runs upstairs}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{to himself}'' Y'know...this makes me think. I should start up my email show again! I've got a laptop for here, a Blackberry for school, it's perfect!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;aruseus5&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;Firefox Email Client: Login&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> NAME:<br /> <br /> _________<br /> <br /> PASSWORD:<br /> <br /> _________<br /> <br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' &quot;Aruparker493...&quot; Password is ''{mutters}'' ...and...THERE!<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;aruseus5&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;Firefox Email Client: aruparker493&lt;/div&gt;<br /> <br /> Welcome, Aruseus!<br /> <br /> You have '''0''' messages.<br /> <br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Goddamnit!<br /> <br /> END</div>

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