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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Awaiting Application</span></span></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>__NOTOC__<br /> <br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;The Office&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ----<br /> <br /> So you've got out of '''[[Wiki_User_High_School|high school]]''' and barely passed '''[[Wiki_User_College|college]]''', haven't you? We-he-he-hell! Now it's time for you to face the '''real world'''! And what better way to immerse yourself in the rat race than a crappy job as an accountant or whatever?<br /> <br /> Welcome to '''Rightclick Industries''', a company that does... something. It involves computers, I bet. Whatever the case, you're a low-level peon with high hopes, and dreams even! Applying for the job is simple--head on over to the job interviewing site and let your heart spill out on the nicely-crafted ornate coffee table. If you're especially lucky, you'll get a cubicle that ''doesn't'' have the faint aroma of cheese pizza! From there, you've gotta battle your coworkers, your boss, and your crappy desktop in the fight of your life!<br /> <br /> It sure sounds glamorous, doesn't it? Well sign up below and we'll try to fit you in!<br /> <br /> <br /> == Office Rules ==<br /> # '''Respect your superiors; after all, they're the ones with their fingers on the &quot;fire&quot; button!'''<br /> # '''Respect your coworkers--they are your equals, so treat them as you would yourself.'''<br /> # '''Don't whine about the bathrooms. We can't fix them until we have janitors, alright?'''<br /> # '''Quit stealing lunches from the fridges. We don't decide whether your wife packs you egg salad again for the fourth time in a row.'''<br /> # '''If you need to smoke, go outside. Alternately, do it in somebody else's cubicle so you don't get that nasty smell in yours.'''<br /> # '''Don't complain about how many rules there are. So help me God if you do.'''<br /> # '''Put down the seat when you're done.'''<br /> # '''Clean your plate. Last time somebody forgot this rule we got rats. Big ones, too. The size of chihuahuas.'''<br /> # '''I said DON'T WHINE ABOUT THE BATHROOMS.'''<br /> # '''Have fun!'''<br /> # '''Addendum: having the wrong kinds of fun will result in loss of privileges and harsh words being thrown.'''<br /> <br /> == Getting a Job! ==<br /> Want to join Rightclick Industries? Using our '''NEW''' online application form, it's as simple as copying a block of code and filling it in! Once you're done your interview, just use our '''NEW''' online application form, linked to below!<br /> <br /> Jobs we have available are:<br /> * '''Accountant''' - Numbers, numbers, numbers!<br /> * '''Tech Support''' - Work with computers all day long!<br /> * '''Human Resources''' - Just like the guidance counselor from school!<br /> * '''Janitor''' - Clean up puke and stuff!<br /> <br /> * '''[[/temp|NEW Online Application Form]]<br /> <br /> === Employees ===<br /> * '''Our Benevolent Dictators'''<br /> ** '''[[/stan|Stan]]''' - President and CEO of Rightclick Industries<br /> * '''Accountants'''<br /> * '''Tech Support'''<br /> ** '''[[/Bling|Bling Bellstrom]]''' - Head of Tech Support<br /> * '''Human Resources'''<br /> * '''Janitors'''<br /> ** '''[[/jon|Jon]]''' - Head Janitor<br /> <br /> === Awaiting Application ===<br /> Need a job? Apply for a job here, and we'll interview you to see if you get the job! Job!<br /> <br /> *[[/Homfrog|Homfrog]]<br /> *[[/Badstar|Badstar]]<br /> *[[/Jaques|Jaques Straup]]<br /> *[[/Raiku|Raiku]]<br /> *[[/Chwoka|Chwoka]]<br /> <br /> == Now, Then... ==<br /> Now that you've applied to Rightclick Industries, you can start your day right and get to work!<br /> <br /> * '''[[/main|Get to the office, already!]]'''</div>

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