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<p><a href="/wiki/Ninjaduck_Emails/Emails/1" class="mw-redirect" title="Ninjaduck Emails/Emails/1">Ninjaduck Emails/Emails/1</a> moved to <a href="/wiki/The_Ninjaduck_Show/Emails/1" title="The Ninjaduck Show/Emails/1">The Ninjaduck Show/Emails/1</a>: new idea. he&#039;s gonna check 1 email every episode.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''duckmail.exe 1:''' Super Heroes<br /> <br /> Ninjaduck checks his first email.<br /> <br /> '''CAST:''' Ninjaduck, Johnny Terror Rickshaw, Ninjarooster ''{comic form}'', Ninjarooster<br /> <br /> '''PLACES:''' Ninjaduck's apartment, Cityscape<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Open:Ninjaduck's Computer Desk.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJADUCK:''' Hooray! My first email! ''{opens email}''<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> Hey Dude!<br /> <br /> What would it be like if you and your friends were superheroes?<br /> What would you and your friends powers be?<br /> Raiku<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> <br /> '''NINJADUCK:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Rayko, I... don't really have any friends... but I do know that jerk Ninjarooster from the apartment next to mine! He could be a villain!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: a lined piece of paper. A stick figure rooster is drawn.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJADUCK:''' ''{v.o}'' Yep, that'll be him... wait, that won't do!<br /> <br /> ''{Ninjaduck erases the drawing and replaces it with an extremely muscly, toned body wearing tight spandex and a realistic rooster head.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJADUCK''' ''{v.o}'' Perfect. Now to draw me!<br /> <br /> ''{Ninjaduck draws an identical figure, only with a duck head, a cowboy hat, a police badge, a colt in his pocket, and a pair of sunglasses.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJADUCK:''' ''{v.o}'' Now for another supervillian, BABY: Bawling Android Built for.... Yapping?<br /> <br /> ''{Ninjaduck draws a MODOK like baby, wailing.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJADUCK:''' ''{v.o}'' Yeah, that's the stuff. Now, to think of a ridiculous superhero name... I got it! &quot;Johnny Terror Rickshaw, Texas Pain Policeman!&quot; ''Genius!''<br /> <br /> ''{Ninjaduck draws a 3-D looking logo, reading &quot;Johnny Terror Rickshaw&quot;, and in smaller letters below it, it says &quot;Texas Pain Policeman.&quot; }''<br /> <br /> '''NINJADUCK:''' Now to give Johnny Terror whatever his first adventure!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut, a Cityscape. Comic style Ninjarooster is flying around, destroying buildings. Johnny Terror runs on the scene, wielding his gun.}''<br /> <br /> '''JOHNNY:''' Prepare to die, crime! ''{shoots gun at N.Rooster's chest}''<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to Ninjarooster, rapidly flexing his pecs a la Super Macho man.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJAROOSTER:''' ''FOOOOLS''! My glorious, muscular pecs are immune to bullets!<br /> <br /> ''{The screen freezes to allow Ninjaduck to speak.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJADUCK:''' ''{v.o}'' Clearly, you can see that Ninjarooster won't shut up about his muscles.<br /> <br /> ''{The screen unfreezes. Ninjarooster's pecs start firing lasers at Johnny Terror.}''<br /> <br /> '''JOHNNY:''' Ahhrg! Lasers! The silver bullet to my werewolf!<br /> <br /> ''{Johnny gets hit by a laser and starts twitching uncontrollably.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJAROOSTER:''' Ha ''haaaaa'', Johnny ''seizure''! Now I can swipe your well-endowed hot girlfriend, Ms. Slimjim Hottiefield! <br /> <br /> '''JOHNNY:''' ''{still twitching}'' GURAGG! BEELUIC! FRABB! ''{stops twitching}'' Ha! I've stopped havin a ''super seizure''! Now to snatch back my girlfriend! <br /> <br /> ''{Johnny jets up toward Ninjarooster and beats him up. Ninjarooster drops Ms. Slimjim Hottie, and Johnny catches her.}''<br /> <br /> '''JOHNNY:''' Score one for lawfullness! Remember kids, say no to drugs, stay in school, or I'll beat the living sh-<br /> <br /> ''{The screen freezes, and a doorbell is heard offscreen. Cut: Ninjaduck's apartment. Ninjaduck walks from the desk he was drawing, and opens the door.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJADUCK:''' Who is it?<br /> <br /> ''{Ninjarooster walks through the door and punches Ninjaduck in the face. Ninjaduck falls down, face first.}''<br /> <br /> '''NINJAROOSTER:''' Yeah. Take that.</div>

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