https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Game_Show_Place%2FWiki_User_Jeopardy%2FchThe Game Show Place/Wiki User Jeopardy/ch - Revision history2026-06-10T02:20:05ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=The_Game_Show_Place/Wiki_User_Jeopardy/ch&diff=149459&oldid=prevMan-o-man: Created page with '''{Fade in.}'' '''ALEC:''' Welcome to Jeopardy! Tonight, ''{Strong Bad}'' '''ALEC:''' Strong Bad, who has no college diploma and calls himself "the Baddest of the Bads". ...'2009-11-23T20:13:03Z<p>Created page with '''{Fade in.}'' '''ALEC:''' Welcome to Jeopardy! Tonight, ''{Strong Bad}'' '''ALEC:''' Strong Bad, who has no college diploma and calls himself "the Baddest of the Bads". ...'</p>
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'''ALEC:''' Welcome to Jeopardy! Tonight, <br />
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''{Strong Bad}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Strong Bad, who has no college diploma and calls himself "the Baddest of the Bads". <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' It's true! <br />
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''{Shadow Scythe}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Shadow Scythe, who refused to show us his face. <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' Glad to be here, Alec. <br />
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''{Homestar}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' And Homestar Runner, who goes to L.U.R.N. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I can't wait for the Big Wheel! <br />
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'''ALEC:''' That's the Price is Right. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, if that's the case, I'll guess X. <br />
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''{Homestar's score goes down.}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' That was so wrong we actually put your score into the negatives. <br />
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''{Alec}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Now let's play Jeopardy! Today's topics: <br />
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*Movie Stars <br />
*Algebra <br />
*VIDEO GAME <br />
*Christmas Presents <br />
*Disney Films<br />
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'''ALEC:''' Well, then, let's get started! Strong Bad! <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll take Video Game for 300. I'm totally all over that. <br />
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"This unreleased game had a minigame inside that took 8 hours to get one point." <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' 8 hours?! Th- <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Please, Strong Bad, don't talk without buzzing in. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{bzzt}'' <br />
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''{Pause}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Yes, Homestar? <br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, I just wanted to hear how it sounded. ''{bzzt}'' <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' ''{bzzt}'' Hey, it is fun. Penn & Teller's Smoke and Mirrors? <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bzzt}'' What IS Penn & Teller Up In Smoke or whatever? <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Well, I'm going to say close enough. We'll split it 50/50 — you both get 150. <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' 75/25 or I'm out. <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Fine, 75/25. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, do I get to pick again? <br />
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'''ALEC:''' No, let's let Shadow pick. <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' Alright, I'll say Christmas Presents. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{bzzt}'' What is Deep Impact! <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Let me read the question first. <br />
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"This movie about an object colliding with Earth was released two months before another one, which fared better at the box office." <br />
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''{Pause}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Nothing? <br />
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''{Pause}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Really? <br />
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''{Boop boop boop.}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Look, I don't know how, Homestar, but you've got -$5,000 dollars. You actually owe us money. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I'll take "Movie Stars" for 300, Alec. <br />
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'''ALEC:''' It's not even your — oh whatever. Bring it up. <br />
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"He directed and starred in Citizen Kane." <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bzzt}'' David Lynch? <br />
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'''ALEC:''' N-no, Strong Bad. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever, all those "Artsy" pictures look the same to me. <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' ''{bzzt}'' WHO IS SLADE <br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Who is slade? <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' ''{bzzt}'' WHO IS SLADE <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Please stop, it is not Sl- <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' ''{bzzt}'' WHO IS SLADE <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' ''{bzzt}'' WHO IS SLADE <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' ''{bzzt}'' WHO IS SLADE <br />
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''{Homestar begins frantically mashign his buzzer.}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' The buttons aren't meant for that... <br />
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''{Strong Bad keeps a beat with his buzzer and begins singing badly.}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Alright, let's just skip to Final Jeopardy... <br />
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"This book about World War II deals with themes of repitition, insanity, and mortality." <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' ''{interrupting the question}'' ''{bzzt}'' WHO IS SLADE <br />
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'''ALEC:''' It's not even a "Who Is" question! <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{bzzt}'' Clearly, this is the only book worth reading -- the limozeen coloring book. <br />
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''{Alec slumps over his poduium, tense.}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' ''{muttering}'' Where do we find these people... ''{angry}'' Alright, this is Final Jeopardy. You don't buzz in, you write down the answer after a minute, and then-- <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' ''{bzzt}'' WHO IS SLADE <br />
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'''ALEC:''' ...and then we show you the answer. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Woah, we get shown the answer? <br />
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'''ALEC:''' No, I mean you show us the answers. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' How much momey do you get for winning? <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Just place a bet. Go. <br />
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''{Final Jeopardy music.}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' ''{cutting the music off}'' Alright, show your answers. <br />
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''{Homestar}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Homestar bet... that he would eat his own hat. And his answer was "What is Count Longuardeaux's Collection of FCUSA's Least Child-Friendly Scenes of Carnage." Alright, not the right answer, but it's on the right track. <br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Aw, rats! ''{begins eating his own hat}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' I'm pretty sure that that can kill you, but moving on to Shadow Scythe... <br />
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''{Shadow Scythe}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' He bet all of Strong Bad's money. Is that legal, Don? <br />
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'''DON PARDO:''' Well, nobody's tried it before, Alec! <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Okay... and his guess is going to be, just making a wild quess here, "Who is Slade". Am I right? Is it? Aw, it is. How adorable. And now you're htting the buzzer again. Picturesque. Hopefully Strong Bad satisfies — <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, Strong Bad satisfies always totally. <br />
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'''ALEC:''' And proves that he knows his literature. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' One of my nicknames is "The Most Literate". <br />
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''{Strong Bad}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Strong Bad bet "Like, infinity dollars". I'm not sure we can supply that, Strong Bad. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No, you just pay me as much money as you can every day for the rest of my life. <br />
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'''ALEC:''' ...right, and his answer was probably something like "Die Hard" and... no. Oh my god, he answered "What is Catch-22?". The provided answer is Slaughterhouse-Five, but that works too. I can't believe it. How do you know the answer? <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I read it for the bits about naked ladies. <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Alright, I guess that counts. <br />
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''{Alec throws away his cards.}'' <br />
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'''ALEC:''' Well, join us next time, where winner Strong Bad faces off against H <br />
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'''SHADOW SCYTHE:''' ''{bzzt}'' WHO IS SLADE <br />
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'''ALEC:''' WE'RE NOT EVEN PLAYING ANY MORE. ''{cough}'' Faces off against Homeschool and Skullbuggy. <br />
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''{fade out.}''</div>Man-o-man