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<p>I just wanted Lex/Ted/Sean/Keith/Ben to know I&#039;m alive. I still haven&#039;t gotten the Naminade recipe made.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Garland and Noelle, at a cafe.}''<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' Hey. Long time no see, friend.<br /> <br /> ''{Garland nods, and sits down. Noelle sits down as well.}''<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' So, where've you been?<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' Finished my scholarly duties. I was going to write a letter to my pupil, for I miss him.<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' Wasn't he-<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' You do not want to know how many times I had to deal with people treating Oiracul differently when she got therapy.<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' Right. My bad, fam.<br /> <br /> ''{Garland smiles.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' Thank you. My darling Garfield has been busy as well, from what I hear. Apparently, he's awakened some of my previous experiments and is cleaning up nicely.<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' Would that include the koala cyborg I got to Battel?<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' Tight! That thing was so cute.<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' Glad you thought so.<br /> <br /> ''{Giuseppe arrives, looking surprised.}''<br /> <br /> '''GIUSEPPE:''' Signore Bellinski! You-<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' I'm alive, I'm alive.<br /> <br /> ''{Giuseppe bows.}''<br /> <br /> '''GIUSEPPE:''' Signore, it is a pleasure to see you again.<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' Thank you, my fine gentleman.<br /> <br /> '''GIUSEPPE:''' What would you ''due'' look to be drinkin' today?<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' I'll take a green tea, with a couple cubes of sugar.<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' Hey, Giuseppe. Remember Naminade? I'll have that.<br /> <br /> ''{Giuseppe gasps.}''<br /> <br /> '''GIUSEPPE:''' Signore, I'm not sure it can be mixed until 2300 hours or later! But, if you insist, then it will be ''fatto.''<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' Take your time. I don't mind if the mixture of Pepsi, sake, and several other things takes long. I'm sure my food options will be a lot simpler.<br /> <br /> '''GIUSEPPE:''' Very well.<br /> <br /> ''{Giuseppe leaves.}''<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' Naminade? <br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' A long time ago, I made a DuFour guy into a DuZero. <br /> <br /> ''{Noelle flinches at the horrible pun, and is stifling laughter.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' It took more than Pepsi to do it, though. So, I had to drink something more powerful. With the help of an artificial intelligence I installed while riffing bad attempts at sadistic humour, I was able to come up with a recipe whilst listening to some Childish Gambino, Nicki Minaj, and other awesome rappers.<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' I see.<br /> <br /> ''{Noelle seems to smile a bit more.}''<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' So, I guess it's your coping mechanism for a memory of... the AI?<br /> <br /> ''{Garland shrugs.}''<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' I guess.<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' You're weird, but I suppose it's a good thing you haven't plotted to take over the universe again.<br /> <br /> '''GARLAND:''' I've reminded one of my closest friends on Skype that I must keep myself from entering Death Rage with hip hop music playing to clear the voices in my head. My mental health is completely screwed for the next 4-8 years, but I can't let that stop me from going on with life.<br /> <br /> ''{Noelle nods sagely.}''<br /> <br /> '''NOELLE:''' I'll stick to my green tea, otherwise I'd drink to you keeping yourself alive.<br /> <br /> ''{End.}''</div>

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