https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Death_of_Bell%2F8The Death of Bell/8 - Revision history2026-04-16T16:47:40ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=The_Death_of_Bell/8&diff=33888&oldid=prevBellstrom: DING.2008-08-20T23:03:59Z<p>DING.</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{cut to King Yemma's place. Bell walks onscreen. He sees Sarah at the front of the line, and runs to her}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' SARAH!<br />
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'''SARAH:''' Bell! So, how'd YOU die?<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Heroic Blue Screen of Death.<br />
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'''SARAH:''' Ah. Anyways, you came jhust in time. You might not have caught up with me.<br />
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'''KING YEMMA:''' AHEM. You two are holding up the line. ''{to Sarah}'' Name?<br />
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'''SARAH:''' Sarah McAllister Bellstrom, sir.<br />
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'''KING YEMMA:''' Hmm... ''{looks up her name}''Ah, here it is. You don't have any major sins. You go to heaven. ''{to Bell}'' Ah, Bell. I was wondering when you'd get back. <br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Look, I know I have a huge list of misdeeds, but, Sarah's my wife, and-<br />
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'''KING YEMMA:''' I was gonna send you to heaven, anyway, Bell.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Say what?<br />
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'''KING YEMMA:''' HBSoDs override your entire list of misdeeds. Remember, even in purgatory the Laws of Anime still apply.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' But, what about the fact that I created the guy I-<br />
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'''KING YEMMA:''' GO BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Right. ''{runs to catch up with Sarah}''<br />
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''{cut to a Japanese-style home in heaven, 16 years later. Bell and Sarah are sitting on the floor, watching what seems to be a mecha anime with spirits as the protagonists}''<br />
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'''UNKNOWN FEMALE:''' I'm home!<br />
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''{a bell-headed teenager with flipper arms, long blonde hair, and a halo (as does Bell and Sarah) runs onscreen. She is wearing [http://www.mannen-ya.co.jp/e/imgs/02_01_Nikka_L.jpg this], a purple T-shirt, and robot boots similar to that of Imperfect Cell's. This is Carol Linksys Bellstrom}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' How was school, Carrie?<br />
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'''CAROL:''' Eh. So-so.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Did you attack anyone?<br />
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'''CAROL:''' No.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Well, there's your problem! You need to beat people up to have fun at school!<br />
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'''CAROL:''' There's nobody that deserved to BE beaten up!<br />
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'''IM A BELL:'''''{sighs}'' Tell ya what. We'll go to the section of heaven where serial killers who found Jesus right before they died and beat some of THEM up, 'kay?<br />
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'''CAROL:''' That sounds good.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Then it's settled. Now, sit down. Something's happening that's NOT filler.<br />
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'''CAROL:''' Wow. that's rare! ''{sits down}''<br />
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'''''END OF THE DEATH OF BELL!!!!!'''''</div>Bellstrom