https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Death_of_Bell%2F7The Death of Bell/7 - Revision history2026-06-10T10:32:13ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=The_Death_of_Bell/7&diff=33663&oldid=prevBellstrom: BAH. I want to write it now.2008-08-20T00:40:54Z<p>BAH. I want to write it now.</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''TRACY:''' DAD!!! NOOOOO!!!! ''{crying}''<br />
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'''PERFECT BELL:''' S-son?<br />
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'''TRACY:''' D-dad?<br />
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'''PERFECT BELL:''' Yes son. I'm almost going to die. Please, fuse with me, so that you can carry on in my legacy and become even stronger than the both of us.<br />
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'''TRACY:''' But dad! What'll happen to you?<br />
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'''PERFECT BELL:''' Don't worry, son. You won't fuse with my soul, just my body.<br />
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'''TRACY:''' O-okay...<br />
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'''PERFECT BELL:''' Hold out your hand.<br />
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''{Tracy does so, Bell grabs his hand}''<br />
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'''PERFECT BELL:''' HAAAAA!!!! ''{forces soul out of his body, his body fuses with Tracy}''<br />
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''{Tracy stands up. His hair disappears, he grows a mustache, a long, red and black scarf appears around his neck. His arms turn into flippers, a katana appears on his back. He grows wings, and he grows taller}''<br />
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'''BELL'S SOUL:''' The fusion has been complete. I now dub you... UNHOLY TRACY!<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Thank you, father.<br />
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'''BELL'S SOUL:''' No, no, no. You are both me and my son. You are your own father, and by extension, your own grandfather, great-grandfather, and so on. You are a being and a lineage of yourself.<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Ah. I understand.<br />
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'''BELL'S SOUL:''' Good. Very good. Goodbye, sonme.<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Goodbye, fatherme.<br />
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''{Bell's soul fades away}''<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' So that's it. I have lost what was my father and stepmother, and also became him. I am myself, and nothing else. No father, no mother. No relatives whatsoever. Not even any friends. Though, to be fair, my best friend and I parted ways a long time ago. I wonder whatever happened to Gilligan. Oh well. ''{opens the door, walks out}''<br />
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''{cut to Malifact & Malifact}''<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hello, Mr. Malifact. I'd like to apply for a job here.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Okay. Name, please?<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Unholy Tracy.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Okay. ''{writes down "Tracy, Unholy"}''<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' No, no, no. I have no last name. I have two first names. Unholy Tracy.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Oookay... But, why don't you have a last name?<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' I am essentially a being with no relatives or friends whatsoever.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' I see. So, in that case, nobody can sue us if you get hurt?<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Exactly.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Good. In that case, you'll get a high-ranking job. ''{takes a sip of coffee}''<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' By the way, did you know Im a bell, his wife, and his son died today?<br />
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'''CHAOS:'''''{spits out coffee}'' WHAT?<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Yeah. They died.<br />
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'''CHAOS:'''''{sad}'' Ohh. Hmm. Well, the latter two were only low-ranking shinigami, and I was going to give you a high-ranking job, so, how about you be a galactic cataclyst?<br />
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'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' That would be great!<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Good. You'll start today.<br />
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'''''END OF EPILOGUE 1!!!!!'''''</div>Bellstrom