https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_C-Bit_Show%2F2The C-Bit Show/2 - Revision history2026-04-17T02:54:22ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=The_C-Bit_Show/2&diff=100833&oldid=prevCryptogamer12: done2009-01-07T03:28:52Z<p>done</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>a parody.<br />
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'''CAST:''' ''{in order of appearance}'' Cryptogamer, Vid, ????, Chu, Hammaker, Spritel, Qwert, Ninja Robot.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''{open: A dark screen. Cryptogamer is here.}''<br />
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'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' Hello and welcome to the second episode of The C-Bit Show. Since I'm really frustrated because a game I'm trying to make keeps glitching up, I've decided to do the old crappy comedy show backup plan: a parody of a old-timey horror movie. ''{wellfaces}'' So here we go!<br />
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''{cut: a laboratory. Vid and Cryptogamer are here, dressed in lab coats. Vid is crouching over a table, holding a pencil. He scribbles on the table for a bit, then stands up.}''<br />
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'''VID:''' It's ready, Cgor. <!--pronounced see-gore. Just thought I'd run that by ya.--> Raise the table!<br />
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'''CRYPTOGAMER (CGOR):''' Yeah, whatever, Dr. Videnstein. ''{pulls a lever on a freakin' huge machine next to him. The table rises up, out of the ceiling, and a meteor hits it. The table lowers back down.}''<br />
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'''CGOR:''' Uh, wasn't ''lightning'' supposed to strike it?<br />
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'''VID (DR. VIDENSTEIN):''' Course not, dummy! Lightning'd disentergrate it! <!--Yes the "r" is intentional--> We ''are'' tryin' to bring a piece of paper with a stickman on it to life, y'know.<br />
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'''CGOR:''' Oh yeah.<br />
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''{suddenly, the paper gets up and out the door.}''<br />
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'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' Now why the crap didja let it go?<br />
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'''CGOR:''' Oh, crap. That's it. I quit.<br />
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''{cut: a purple screen.}''<br />
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'''VOICE:''' And now a word from our sponsors.<br />
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''{a high-tech looking computer appears.}''<br />
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''{cut:A village. It is in turmoil. Hammaker and Chu are running around screaming. The buildings are on fire. Dr. Videnstein walks in.}''<br />
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'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' Oh my crap what the crap have I freakin' done!?<br />
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''{Spritel flies out of a roof. The paper-monster-stickman comes out of the house that the roof is attached to.}''<br />
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'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' Well, I can't blame him.<br />
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''{Qwert flies in.}''<br />
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'''QWERT:''' Dr. Videnstein! We gotta get that abomination in the windmill! We can afford to burn ''that''<br />
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'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' You're right, Qwertval. <br />
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''{Suddenly, Stickmonster comes up and punches Qwertval (Qwert).}''<br />
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'''QWERTVAL:''' Gah! Dying, dying...I dead now. ''{Floats to the ground.}''<br />
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'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I kill you for that, Sticklym'n! ''{chases monsterpaper to the mill. Monsterman goes in. Dr. Videnstein grabs a torch and is about to set the place on fire when...}''<br />
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'''CHU:''' Stop! It's saying something in sign language!<br />
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''{pan to the paperstickmanmonster, who is making frantic symbols with its hands.}''<br />
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'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:''' Well I'll be danged. WTC is it sayin', random villager?<br />
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'''CHU (RANDOM VILLAGER):''' Please...stop...my...name...is...Jeff...I...come...bearing...pie...and...cookies. Well who could resist that deal?!<br />
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'''HAMMAKER:''' Do tell.<br />
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'''DR. VIDENSTEIN:'''Not Me! Come on down!<br />
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''{cut:the dark screen from the beginning. CryptoG is still here.}''<br />
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'''CRYPTOGAMER:''' And so, they ate pie and cookies and the show gained a new charcter. Is there anything I left out?<br />
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''{Ninja Robot appears.}''<br />
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'''NINJA ROBOT:''' 100 1010001 11! (You forgot me!) ''{karate chops CG into oblivion.}''<br />
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''<big><big><big>THE END!</big></big></big>''</div>Cryptogamer12