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<p>{gasping for breath}: I&#039;m...finally...done</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>The gang does the first episode crappily.<br /> <br /> '''CAST:''' ''{in order of appearance}'' Vid, Cryptogamer, Robot Ninja, Hammaker, Qwert, Chu, Spritel<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{open: Vid's house. Vid is playing Guitar hero 3 on expert on high speed}''<br /> <br /> '''VID:''' ''{desperately trying to keep up)'' -of a lifetime, lost in a thousand days, through the WHAT THE CRAP I LOST AGAIN?! ''{turns to the camera}'' Oh. Uh, why are you starin' at me? Don't you know this song is FREAKIN' HARD! Why I oughtta-<br /> <br /> ''{cut: a bench. Cryptogamer is sitting on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''CRYPTOGAMER:''' Well, that scene cut saved us some trouble. And blood! Anycrap, welcome to the C-Bit Show Unotennial Extravamaganza! So, uh, what are we doing again?<br /> <br /> ''{suddenly, a robot ninja comes out from nowhere.}''<br /> <br /> '''ROBOT NINJA:''' 101011111000!!! 101010101100000!!!!! ''{karate chops CryptoG to the moon.}''<br /> <br /> '''CRYPTOGAMER:''' ''{voice waning as he flies off}'' HOOOOOLLLLLYYYYY CRAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{cut:a purple screen}''<br /> <br /> '''VOICE:''' And now a word from our sponsors.<br /> <br /> ''{A huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge burger appears onscreen.}''<br /> <br /> '''VOICE:''' Introducing the 100 Grand Cheeseburger.<br /> <br /> ''{close-up on the burger}''<br /> <br /> '''VOICE:''' With it's hickory grilled hundred percent Angus beef, garden-fresh veggies, freshly mined gold, and a bunch of other ingredients, the 100 Grand will make you want more more more! ''{quickly and quietly}'' Only1,070.99atparticipatingretailers. ''{Normally}'' So come the heck down to Billy Burgers!<br /> <br /> ''{Screen goes black}''<br /> <br /> '''VOICE:''' And now back to the C-Bit Show.<br /> <br /> ''{cut:The Moon. Hammaker is standing in a crater. Cryptogamer lands next to it.}''<br /> <br /> '''CRYPTOGAMER:''' My God that robot is strong. Why'd I even put him on here? I- Oh hi Hammaker.<br /> <br /> '''HAMMAKER:''' Oh hi C.G.. Ya got any chapstick? ''{gets all up in C.G.'s face}'' I'M STARVIN' YO!!!!<br /> <br /> '''CRYPTOGAMER:''' And this is the part where I get out of here. ''{disappears}''<br /> <br /> ''{Qwert floats in, wearing an astronaut helmet.}''<br /> <br /> '''QWERT:''' I claim this giant rock in the name of BASA!<br /> <br /> '''HAMMAKER:''' I WAS HERE FIRST!<br /> <br /> '''QWERT:''' Gah! An Alienm'n! I'mma callin' for backup!<br /> <br /> '''HAMMAKER:''' You phone Home? ''{Points with a glowing finger}''<br /> <br /> '''QWERT:''' Oh my crap he's got a laser finger! ''{pulls out a cell phone}'' Backup Backup we need Backup! They got a laser!<br /> <br /> ''{cut:Bitland Aeronautics and Space Administration Headquarters. Chu is at the desk.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHU:''' What the-Lasers? Well, he's dead. Unless it's Hammaker. Then it'll get ''{shivers}'' unspeakable.<br /> <br /> ''{cut:The ending screen for Looney Tunes. In Porky's place, Spritel is there.}''<br /> <br /> '''SPRITEL:''' ''{Frustrated Spritel noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cryptogamer appears and shoves Spritel away}''<br /> <br /> '''CRYPTOGAMER:''' That's all, peoples!</div>

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