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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Bluebry is sitting in his house, which contains a phone and only a phone}''<br /> <br /> ''&quot;I wonder who I shall call next? I can't lose this contest with myself.&quot;'' repeated Bluebry in his own head<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry fatefully picks up the phone, in multiple camera angles. The phone glares at Bluebry, even though it has no eyes}''<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Well, better get on with it - no use stalling.&quot;'' joked Bluebry's inner monologue<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry gives a slight, soundless chuckle}''<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry picks up the phone, then begins to look back and forth between the numpad on the phone itself and the charger}''<br /> <br /> ''&quot;I wonder which one I should choose?&quot;'' questioned Bluebry.<br /> <br /> ''{A soft, classical, ambiet piece plays over the speaker. Jumpcuts take place between the numpad on the phone and the one on the charger. Finally, Bluebry punches in some numbers.}''<br /> <br /> ''&quot;I hope that wasn't the wrong number.&quot;'' thought Bluebry, nervously.<br /> <br /> ''{The phone picks up, and a shocked Bluebry puts the phone to his ear.}''<br /> <br /> '''PIZZA CLERK:''' Hello, would you like to order any pizza?<br /> <br /> ''&quot;Oh, I must have dialed the wrong number...&quot;'' thought Bluebry without thinking.<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry hangs up.}''<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Oh, what have I done?<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry picks up the phone once more again, and dials a different number.}''<br /> <br /> '''PIZZA CLERK:''' This is the pizza place, may I take your order?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' I would like a pepperoni.<br /> <br /> '''PIZZA CLERK:''' I am sorry, we are out of pepperoni.<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry pauses.}''<br /> <br /> '''PIZZA CLERK:''' Sir?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Yes, I am still here. I guess I will just take a cheese pizza.<br /> <br /> '''PIZZA CLERK:''' What size?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Let me think about that?<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry pauses, and shifts from one foot to another. His feet are getting tired.}''<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' I think...<br /> <br /> '''PIZZA CLERK:''' ...therefore I am!<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry and Pizza Clerk give a half-hearted, socially acceptable, laugh.}''<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' I was thinking I'd take a medium.<br /> <br /> '''PIZZA CLERK:''' We will get right on that.<br /> <br /> ''{The phone goes dead. Bluebry gently puts the phone down.}''<br /> <br /> ''&quot;I am regretting my decision, now.&quot;'' Bluebry thought.<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry is regretting his decision}''<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry's phone rings again. He picks it up. Soulja Boy is on the other end.}''<br /> <br /> '''SOULJA BOY TELL EM:''' HEY LISTEN HERE I GOT A NEW DANCE FOR Y'ALL IT'S CALLED THE SOULJA BOY<br /> <br /> ''{Soulja Boy does the Soulja Boy dance. Bluebry joins in the dance.}''<br /> <br /> '''The End'''<br /> <br /> == THE JOKE ==<br /> *Bluebry is lactose intolerant<br /> *Pizza Clerk and Bluebry are both gay and hold unrequited love for each other but neither one knows the other one is gay</div>

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