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<p>the end</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Transcript==<br /> ''{Bluebry enters the retail outlet and walks over to the first salesperson he sees}''<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Excuse me, where is the returns desk?<br /> <br /> '''SALESPERSON:''' Right over there ''{points off in the distance}'' underneath the sign that says &quot;returns&quot;<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Thank you.<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry walks over to the returns desk and gets in line. There is one person ahead of him, and she is currently being served.}''<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' ''{yelling}'' Am I unhappy? I'm very unhappy with how terrible I'm being treated.<br /> <br /> ''Apparently she is unhappy''<br /> <br /> '''RETURNS CLERK:''' I'm sorry that your television broke, however you purchased this item one year past the amount of time our return policy allows. Now, I will be happy to give you one hundred dollars in store credit out of sym-<br /> <br /> '''LADY:''' One hundred? Do you know how much money I paid for this television? I want the full price.<br /> <br /> ''{Another sales clerk moves over to the empty space.}''<br /> <br /> '''OTHER SALES CLERK:''' Next in line, please.<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry walks over to the newly opened space and places his damaged cell phone on the desk}''<br /> <br /> '''OTHER SALES CLERK:''' Hello, my name is William, how may I help you today?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Hey William, I'd like to return this cell phone.<br /> <br /> '''WILLIAM:''' Alright, and how long have you had this phone?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Three months.<br /> <br /> '''WILLIAM:''' And, do you have the receipt on you?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Uh no, unfortunately, it was a gift.<br /> <br /> '''WILLIAM:''' Oh, well that rules out returning it. Policy demands that we have a receipt of the item.<br /> <br /> ''{The lady who is also currently being served continues to rant and rave.}''<br /> <br /> '''WILLIAM:''' Can you call the person who bought the phone and see if they still have the receipt?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Well, my phone is broken, so no.<br /> <br /> '''WILLIAM:''' You may borrow my phone. ''{moves the desk phone towards Bluebry}''<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry picks up the phone and dials a number}''<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''{into phone}'' Hey... I'm at the store, I need to return something... my phone... Yeah, it died, do you still have the receipt?... No?... Alright, thanks though... Bye. ''{hangs up}'' She does not have the receipt.<br /> <br /> '''WILLIAM:''' We can attempt to fix it though. I can just tag it in now and we can have a guy look at it in... an hour or so. Just write down your home number on this sticky note and we'll call you when we've figured it out.<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry gets out a pen and writes down his home number}''<br /> <br /> '''WILLIAM:''' And, can you just describe the problem for me real quickly?<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' Well, it died.<br /> <br /> '''WILLIAM:''' Alright, we'll get that call in for you in an hour or so. Have a nice day.<br /> <br /> '''BLUEBRY:''' You too.<br /> <br /> ''{Bluebry walks off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Crank Dat Soulja Boy starts playing on Bluebry's cell phone}''<br /> <br /> '''SOULJA BOY TELL EM:''' SOULJA BOY UP IN THIS HO WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL<br /> <br /> '''The End'''</div>

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