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Fuck this movie.

No, fuck this movie.

This movie is a prime example of how filmmakers gave our intelligence the middle finger. And I can finally say this until the end of time, this is, without a shadow of the doubt, the single WORST horror movie ever. And critics praised it because "filming on Skype is a new thing." This is the reason why I despise what critics say anymore. If ''Unfriended'' was groundbreaking, then how the fuck didn't it impress audiences? How did is it not scary, nor shocking?! ''Unfriended'' is fucking INSIPID! It's abysmal! It's the holocaust of horror movies. It is the reason why most horror movies nowadays, especially with found footage, are absolute trainwrecks! And you know what, I will say this; this is the absolute WORST movie of 2015. EVER! BAR FUCKING NONE! Not to mention, it's one of the absolute worst movies of all time. As far as horror movies go, people claim that ''Hostel Part II'', ''The Purge'', ''The Human Centipede'', the ''Saw'' sequels, ''A Serbian Film'', the ''Paranormal Activity'' sequels, and even ''The Devil Inside'' are the absolute worst horror movies of this decade; but here's the thing. At least these movies are watchable, some of which are so bad they're good. Not to mention, there have been horror movies in general, like ''Manos: Hands of Fate'', ''Birdemic'', ''Jaws: The Revenge'', ''The Exorcist II: The Heretic'', ''Halloween III: Season of the Witch'', and ''The Swarm'' that were considered the worst according to many people. But, at least they're laughably bad! ''Unfriended'' is lazy, dead, insulting, boring, detestable, and just heartbreaking. Worst horror movie ever! Fuck every fabric of this movie!

So this is a movie about the suicide of a teenage girl, Laura, which was "mistakenly" uploaded onto YouTube. This takes place on the computer, and most of it is silent. It just takes place in a Skype call. No other plot happens.

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-This movie is a prime example of how filmmakers gave our intelligence the middle finger. And I can finally say this until the end of time, this is, without a shadow of the doubt, the single WORST horror movie ever. And critics praised it because "filming on Skype is a new thing." This is the reason why I despise what critics say anymore. If ''Unfriended'' was groundbreaking, then how the fuck didn't it impress audiences? How did is it not scary, nor shocking?! ''Unfriended'' is fucking INSIPID! It's abysmal! It's the holocaust of horror movies. It is the reason why most horror movies nowadays, especially with found footage, are absolute trainwrecks! And you know what, I will say this; this is the absolute WORST movie of 2015. EVER! BAR FUCKING NONE! Not to mention, it's one of the absolute worst movies of all time. As far as horror movies go, people claim that ''Hostel Part II'', ''The Purge'', ''The Human Centipede'', the ''Saw'' sequels, ''A Serbian Film'', the ''Paranormal Activity'' sequels, and even ''The Devil Inside'' are the absolute worst horror movies of this decade; but here's the thing. At least these movies are watchable, some of which are so bad they're good. Not to mention, there have been horror movies in general, like ''Manos: Hands of Fate'', ''Birdemic'', ''Jaws: The Revenge'', ''The Exorcist II: The Heretic'', ''Halloween III: Season of the Witch'', and ''The Swarm'' that were considered the worst according to many people. But, at least they're laughably bad! ''Unfriended'' is lazy, dead, insulting, boring, detestable, and just heartbreaking. Worst horror movie ever! Fuck every fabric of this movie!
+This movie is a prime example of how filmmakers gave our intelligence the middle finger. And I can finally say this until the end of time, this is, without a shadow of the doubt, the single WORST horror movie ever. And critics praised it because "filming on Skype is a new thing." This is the reason why I despise what critics say anymore. If ''Unfriended'' was groundbreaking, then how the fuck didn't it impress audiences? How did is it not scary, nor shocking?! ''Unfriended'' is fucking INSIPID! It's abysmal! It's the holocaust of horror movies. It is the reason why most horror movies nowadays, especially with found footage, are absolute trainwrecks!
 So this is a movie about the suicide of a teenage girl, Laura, which was "mistakenly" uploaded onto YouTube. This takes place on the computer, and most of it is silent. It just takes place in a Skype call. No other plot happens.
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+Of course, we immediately get into cheap jumpcuts, which people praise it for, and "OOH! JUMP SCARES." Remember, this is why we I hate ''Five Nights at Freddy's.'' I bring it up because the first two games are exactly like this. They're not scary, they're boring!

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TheValentineBros at 18:39, 3 September 2016

TheValentineBros: Created page with "Fuck this movie. No, fuck this movie. This movie is a prime example of how filmmakers gave our intelligence the middle finger. And I can finally say this until the end of ti..."