The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Amoviethatdarenotspeakitsname - Revision history

TheValentineBros: moved TVB Goes to the Movies/Amoviethatdarenotspeakitsname to The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Amoviethatdarenotspeakitsname: Because the name, TVB is retired.

2013-12-14T19:35:28Z

moved TVB Goes to the Movies/Amoviethatdarenotspeakitsname to The Bastard Goes to the Movies/Amoviethatdarenotspeakitsname: Because the name, TVB is retired.

TheValentineBros at 14:24, 8 October 2013

2013-10-08T14:24:02Z

TheValentineBros: Created page with 'You guys are probably wandering. GEE, what the hell is the next movie review gonna be. Well, you clicked on the link of that movie review, and I found a film that's so bad, that ...'

2013-10-07T19:28:20Z

Created page with 'You guys are probably wandering. GEE, what the hell is the next movie review gonna be. Well, you clicked on the link of that movie review, and I found a film that's so bad, that ...'

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You guys are probably wandering. GEE, what the hell is the next movie review gonna be. Well, you clicked on the link of that movie review, and I found a film that's so bad, that it gave me venereal disease.

It's so bad, it makes the holocaust, the Boston marathon bombings, the Sandy hook shooting, and even 9/11, look gorgeous.

It's so bad, it makes me give myself a headache a size of Russia.

It's so bad, that if I ever watched this movie again, i would set my college and childhood schools on fire, with all the remains of kids.

This is it, this is the big one... ''{sigh}'' ''Fred: The Movie.''

Before we start the review, let's see where this hideous thing came from? You see, based off an internet "phenomenon" and I used the word, phenomenon, loosely, which had an extreme fanbase that wouldn't shut the fuck up about how he has a great chipmunk voice, and Alvin and the Chipmunks has the same chipmunk voice and... ''{sigh}'' And he also appeared in 2008 on CNN, and he spawned three movies, one of them I'm gonna review is the first movie, and anyone requests me to do a second or third one, fuck you, shut up. And of course, he has a TV series. The great news is, critics despised that cancer of a show that the number of viewers stopped watching that show and it quickly faded away. Fred is the reason why YouTube is cancer, alongside Smosh, Ray William Johnson, Annoying Orange, Shane Dawson, any stupid music out there, and many more.

The guy behind the disease is Lucas Cruikshank. He started that whole Fred thing. Yes, with a T-shirt that has a backwards R, if you are curious. I wish i wasn't. He plays Fred, a chipmunk-sounding little boy, and... that's it. They don't explain except, well, screw you all. That's why. So let's get ready to destroy it!

So we start the movie wi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! RUUUUUUUUN! FRED IS TALKING! SHIT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! HE'S GONNA WHORE YOUTUBE AND PUT ON GRADESCHOOL CLOTHING!!!!

So he has a crush on that Judy, judging from that stock picture, and we see Fred talk more and more and more... and we see his head fall off. Okay... that was dark for a kids movie. We also see Fred's father played by john Cena. What am i doing?

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 This is it, this is the big one... ''{sigh}'' ''Fred: The Movie.''
-Before we start the review, let's see where this hideous thing came from? You see, based off an internet "phenomenon" and I used the word, phenomenon, loosely, which had an extreme fanbase that wouldn't shut the fuck up about how he has a great chipmunk voice, and Alvin and the Chipmunks has the same chipmunk voice and... ''{sigh}'' And he also appeared in 2008 on CNN, and he spawned three movies, one of them I'm gonna review is the first movie, and anyone requests me to do a second or third one, fuck you, shut up. And of course, he has a TV series. The great news is, critics despised that cancer of a show that the number of viewers stopped watching that show and it quickly faded away. Fred is the reason why YouTube is cancer, alongside Smosh, Ray William Johnson, Annoying Orange, Shane Dawson, any stupid music out there, and many more.
+Before we start the review, let's see where this hideous thing came from? You see, based off an internet "phenomenon" and I used the word, phenomenon, loosely, which had an extreme fanbase that wouldn't shut the fuck up about how he has a great chipmunk voice, and Alvin and the Chipmunks has the same chipmunk voice and... ''{sigh}'' And he also appeared in 2008 on CNN, and he spawned three movies, one of them I'm gonna review is the first movie, and anyone requests me to do a second or third one, fuck you, shut up. And of course, he has a TV series. The great news is, critics despised that cancer of a show that the number of viewers stopped watching that show and it quickly faded away. Fred is the reason why YouTube is cancer, alongside Smosh, Ray William Johnson, Annoying Orange, Shane Dawson, michael Buckley, pewdiepie, any stupid music out there, and many more.
 The guy behind the disease is Lucas Cruikshank. He started that whole Fred thing. Yes, with a T-shirt that has a backwards R, if you are curious. I wish i wasn't. He plays Fred, a chipmunk-sounding little boy, and... that's it. They don't explain except, well, screw you all. That's why. So let's get ready to destroy it!
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 So we start the movie wi- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! RUUUUUUUUN! FRED IS TALKING! SHIT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! HE'S GONNA WHORE YOUTUBE AND PUT ON GRADESCHOOL CLOTHING!!!!
-So he has a crush on that Judy, judging from that stock picture, and we see Fred talk more and more and more... and we see his head fall off. Okay... that was dark for a kids movie. We also see Fred's father played by john Cena. What am i doing?
+So he has a crush on that Judy, judging from that stock picture, and we see Fred talk more and more and more... and we see his head fall off. Okay... that was dark for a kids movie. And we see his bully Kevin saying about his girlfriend, Judy, played by Pixxie Lott. No doubt, we got a scene of Fred choking the fry. ''{sigh}'' This is unbelievable. We also see Fred's father played by john Cena. What am i doing? He flips him upside down. It's funny because Fred got hurt. Also, he finds a hole in the ground where he messes with the electricity fuse.
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