Nebs: updating for the lulz

2011-10-01T12:38:43Z

updating for the lulz

Nebs: yay laziness

2009-12-23T23:54:11Z

yay laziness

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<div class="usermessage">Warning: This story is not for those who can't hold their haggis!</div>
 
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'''ZOOOM''' 

''"There goes Scotland's beloved protector and warrior, hailing from the Upper Borderlands! Stronger than ten caber-tossers! Faster than a Highlander! Stomach stronger than an average Scotsman! Och aye, it's Scotsman!"''

''"I'll say, Campbell! Never before has Scotland seen such a capable lad like himself!"''

''"But he wasn't always like that, was he, McRoger?"''

''"Nah, he used to be a fairly average Scotsman (pardon the pun), until, as rumours have it, he gained his powers from a haggis-related incident."''

''"Cor, I gotta try and eat some more of that stuff!"''

''"Hah hah, watch your appetite!"''
 
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'''Sun rises from the shadows of thae night. I too arises from mah bed. Doug McEricson, mah name is. As ye could guess by my name, I'm born a Scotsman. Unfortunately, ye wouldn't guess that if you saw, walking down the road, meself one day. Well, back in the old days, you wouldn't. Ye see, I am what they call ye, a superman. A superhero. And I became one overnight, from some weird bowl of haggis that I ordered at the local cornershop. That wasn't the whole day, mind ye. More was yet to come for wee little me. Here, let me tell ye more.'''

 

==<big><big>'''THE ADVENTURES OF SCOTSMAN'''</big></big>==

<big>''Issue 1: Sunrise''</big>

'''It all started on one wee day, when I was reading the morning paper during the morning meal in the morning.'''


'''McERICSON:''' Och, that's one interesting story. First she bought a company for only 300,000 pounds, but then lost it again when the previous owner claimed insurance after a fire. ''{flips page}''

'''Usually, I read mah paper for several hours, but today was a special occasion.'''

''{A beep emits from the direction of McEricson's pants.}''

'''McERICSON:''' Ach, what now? ''{reaches into his pocket and pulls out an iPhone and studies it}'' Aye, that's right, the boss wanted me in for something. Ye don't ignore the boss. ''{puts the iPhone back in his pocket and walks out of the room}''

'''I was unique among the residents at mah workplace because I was the only one who did any work, ye see. As such, the boss wanted me in only on Thursdays and Fridays so not to upset the fellow workers when I ended up getting all the important stuff. As today was a Monday, I found the whole situation a wee bit fishy. Not like haddock, mind ye. The stuff stinks ''too'' much.'''

''{Cut to where McEricson is sitting in a office.}''

'''BOSS:''' So, McEricson, I heard ye like Mud--I mean this job.

'''McERICSON:''' Only if money is what comes out of it, sir.

'''BOSS:''' Indeed.

''{The boss stands up.}''

'''BOSS:''' We have a wee little proposal for ye, McEricson.

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 ''{A beep emits from the direction of McEricson's pants.}''
-'''McERICSON:''' Ach, what now? ''{reaches into his pocket and pulls out an iPhone and studies it}'' Aye, that's right, the boss wanted me in for something. Ye don't ignore the boss. ''{puts the iPhone back in his pocket and walks out of the room}''
+'''McERICSON:''' Ach, what now? ''{reaches into his pocket and pulls out an Android and studies it}'' Aye, that's right, the boss wanted me in for something. Ye don't ignore the boss. ''{puts the Android back in his pocket and walks out of the room}''
 '''I was unique among the residents at mah workplace because I was the only one who did any work, ye see. As such, the boss wanted me in only on Thursdays and Fridays so not to upset the fellow workers when I ended up getting all the important stuff. As today was a Monday, I found the whole situation a wee bit fishy. Not like haddock, mind ye. The stuff stinks ''too'' much.'''

The Adventures of SCOTSMAN/1 - Revision history

Nebs: updating for the lulz

Nebs: yay laziness