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<p>My finest work.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{TheCheese and NachoMan are lying on the beach, lovingly staring into each other's eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' So, TheCheese, how come you never had a virus email for your PBTC The Cheat Emails?<br /> <br /> '''THECHEESE:''' I don't know, it just seemed like a silly fad.<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' Huh.<br /> <br /> '''THECHEESE:''' Or maybe my computer was just really virus-proof. That could always be a storyline.<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' But, um...<br /> <br /> '''THECHEESE:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' You ''do'' have a virus.<br /> <br /> '''THECHEESE:''' What do you mean?<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' You have HIV, TheCheese.<br /> <br /> '''THECHEESE:''' ...No. You're kidding.<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' No, I'm not. I'm sorry. ''{;~;}''<br /> <br /> '''THECHEESE:''' But, you told me you got yourself tested.<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' I did. I just came out positive.<br /> <br /> '''THECHEESE:''' I can't...believe this. ''{;_;}''<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' I hope...we can still be together...<br /> <br /> '''THECHEESE:''' I don't know, I need some time to think this through...<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' ''{holding back tears}'' I...understand.<br /> <br /> '''THECHEESE:''' I need to...go. ''{TheCheese gets up and begins walking away}''<br /> <br /> '''NACHOMAN:''' But...<br /> <br /> ''{NachoMan's board shorts fall off}''<br /> <br /> ''{They make passionate love on the beach}''</div>

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