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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #47'''

Ugh... Thatkidsam recieves some MORE Strong Bad Emails. How is that even possible?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Omni|Omni]], [[User:Markie&BurnBox|Markie]], [[User:Hagurumon|Hagurumon]], [[User:Ekul|Ekul]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Unknown House|Unknown House]], [[User:Markie&BurnBox|Markie's Treehouse]], [[User:Hagurumon|Hagurumon's House]], [[User:Ekul|Lukatia]]

'''Date:''' May 10th, 2005

'''Lines:''' 47

==Transcript==

{''The Gameslayer logo appears on the screen, and a black figure labeled "Omni" runs across the screen with a banner reading "Version: CINDER BLOCK 3.5" Then, three icons appear: "Feathered Serpent", "Omni-Mail", and "Add New Game".''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Oh, yeah! Check out my new CD, it has every single email song on it! Good thing it isn't real, that would hurt your ears.

{''The Thatkidsam Omni runs over to the "Omni-Mail" icon and taps it. The screen transitions to an email that pops up.''}

<blockquote class="gameslayer">Hey Thatkidsam, 
If you had both your hands removed at 
the wrists and could not have them 
replaced with prosthetic hands, what 
2 things would you have them replaced 
with? 
 
- Ryan 
Toronto</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, Rhys- Hey! Isn't this one o' them Strong Bad Emails? Lemme check.

{''The Thatkidsam Omni jumps back to the "File Select" screen and touches the "Add File" button. Another file pops out, "Strong Badgar: Sbemail-Finder". Omni touches it, and the screen comes up.''}

<blockquote class="gameslayer">
STRONG BADGAR 
THE SBEMAIL FINDER 
 
YET ANOTHER EDGAR RIPOFF 
 
SEARCHING...</blockquote>

<blockquote class="gameslayer">
Match found! Currently a ripoff of "new hands". </blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Awesome, it worked! I knew it was worth those fifty bucks I payed for. The best 50 bucks I ever spent! So, uh, I can safely say that this is a canidate for... MOON CANNINATION!

<blockquote class="gameslayer">Bad command or file name.</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' What- Oh. I get it. Uh, FEATHRED SERPENTATION?

<blockquote class="gameslayer">Idiot. It's "Omnify".</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, that's not a very good deletion method. I have a better idea.

{''The Omni figure goes back to "Add File" and touches it, and "Skies of Arcadia (Gameslayer Ripoff Edition)" appears on-screen. Omni goes back to Omni-Mail.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' This should work now... MOON CANNONATION!

<blockquote class="gameslayer">Bad command or file name.</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' MOON CANNON'D?

<blockquote class="gameslayer">(Phew) Finally, you get it right!</blockquote>

{''The email disappears. Another one comes up.''}

<blockquote class="gameslayer">
Dear Strong Bad, 
 
Do you remember when you would answer emails and 
be funny without some sort of gimmick? I do, I miss 
those days. 
 
With a lot of crap, 
 
Mike W 
Everett, MA</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Doesn't even bother reading after the "Dear Strong Bad"''} Oh, just look who thinks he's Lazy Dan! He even forgot to change the name to Thatkidsam in the title! MOON CANNON'D!

{''The email disappears. Another one comes up.''}

<blockquote class="gameslayer">hey homestar! 
I seriously think you need to have a garage sale!! I mean 
think of all da things you could get with all that money... 
 
cat (yeah that's my real name) 
</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Doesn't even read it''} My Strong Bad sense is tingling... MOON CANNON'D!

{''The email disappears.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I seriously think someone is sending me these all on purpose. I'm gonna go check. {''Walks away''}

{''Cut to Markie's Treehouse.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey, Markie! Have you been sending me Strong Bad Emails?

'''MARKIE:''' No.

{''Now he's in Hagurumon's house.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Have you-

'''HAGURUMON:''' No.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Okay. Wait... Weren't you the guy who stole my stuff in that one email?

'''HAGURUMON:''' Um... No. Now I'm going to your house to do something completely unrelated to burning the evidence.

{''Cut to Lukatia, where a huge spaceship is taking off with Ekul in it.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' HEY! EKUL!

'''EKUL:''' What? Can't you see I'm trying to esca- I mean, go on a mission?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' DID YOU SEND ME STRONG BAD EMAILS?

{''Ekul stutters and the ship takes off. Cut back to the Gameslayer.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, I didn't manage to find the culprit, but I will continue to spam those people I think did it. They will give up someday.

{''A fire starts, and Hagurumon's laughing is heard.''}

{''Omni runs across the screen, leaving a banner with the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @

[http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on '''culprit''' to see the culprit.

{''Brent is on his DS.''}

'''BRENT:''' I can't believe I sent him all of the Strong Bad Emails and I still didn't get any screentime!

==Fun Facts==
*[[thatkidsam.muffin/Ian Stretcheye|Ian Stretcheye]] is a character and a [[thatkidsam.muffin/Ian Stretcheyerus|virus]].
*Thatkidsam's [[HRWiki:Best/Worst X Bucks I ever spent|comment]] on Strong Badgar: Sbemail Finder is an inside joke from the site.
*This is another case of [[HRWiki:Dan|Dan]].

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: B
*Man, I'm really sick of those sbemails somehow finding their way into my inbox! So, new rule: No Strong Bad Emails unless I send them to myself.

{{Muffin}}

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