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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #32'''

Why does Thatkidsam ask everyone if they've stolen something, anyway?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[User:Ekul|Ekul]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Nocturne|Nocturne]], [[HRWiki:The Announcer|The Announcer]], [[User:Hagurumon|Hagurumon]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]], [[User:Ekul|Ekul's House]], [[User:Hagurumon|Hagurumon's House]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Sega Dreamcast}}

'''Date:''' April 12, 2005

'''Lines:''' 46

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' You know what, people? I'm not even going to sing an email song today. My voice is {''Cough''} raspy. You seriously don't want to hear me. Onto the email...

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Dear thatkidsam, 
Have you ever gotten mail asking why you only 
ever ask people if they've ever stolen something? 
With carp, 
Einoo</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Reads "Einoo" as "Einu... Enuhuh... Um, I'm not even gonna touch that one. I'ma call you Erik B.''} Well, Erik, it seems that you have brought me enough fish over the years. Okay... {''Clears screen''} No, I've never gotten email about that. But, I will be willing to tell you the awesome story behind this email I sent!

{''Cut to Thatkidsam looking through his games.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Voice-over''} There was a time of sorrow back in late February.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey... Where'd my copy of Battlefield 500 B.C. go!? Now where am I going to use a machine bow to destroy buildings? SOMEBODY STOLE MY COPY!!! WAAGH!!

{''Thatkidsam is now looking through his game system vault.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Where's my X-CubeStation go? SOMEBODY STOLE IT!!

{''Thatkidsam is looking in Nocturne's hallway.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey, where'd Nocturne go? SOMEBODY STOLE HER!! Oh, wait... I don't care.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Voice-over''} I was missing everything I needed to answer my email and beyond. So, I tried to catch people red-handed with this email!

{''Cut to Ekul reading off an email.''}

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Dear Ekul, 
Has you ever stolen something? 
Cwaaaapfully Yows, 
thatkidsam</blockquote>

'''EKUL:''' Oh, right, we pirates NEVER steal anything... Geez..

{''Cut back to Thatkidsam at the Dreamcast.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Much to my dismay, nobody ever admitted to stealing Battlefield 500 B.C. or that system I was going to use. So, after that, I pretty much gave up.

'''NOCTURNE:''' Hi, you. The sewer was fun.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Wha- HOW COME YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT!??

'''NOCTURNE:''' Mentos. They let me enjoy brief moments of kelaphagasism.

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Mentos, the freshmaker!

{''All three smile and hold up a mentos tube. The announcer leaves, and Thatkidsam chucks his tube out the window.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' But... Kelaphagasism? I don't even know that word! AGH!! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!! NOCTURNE IS SMARTER THAN ME!!

{''The background turns bright red, and evil laughing is heard.''}

'''NOCTURNE:''' The energy... Is gone... {''Slowly turns dumb''} Hee hee hee! I hitted a dodgeball and lost fifty pounds!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ah, order is restored in the land of Thatkidsam. {''The background turns normal''} Now, I just need to use you to get back my stuff...

{''Thatkidsam is in Hagurumon's house, with a bag holding Nocturne.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey, Hag... Hagrewthman! I'm here to pick up that game I lent you!

'''HAGURUMON:''' Um... What game?

{''Hagurumon's eyes shift around, and Nocturne jumps out of the bag and crazily jumps around the room. A CD falls off one of the shelves.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' A-ha! You stole my Battlefield 500 B.C. game!

'''HAGURUMON:''' But-

{''Nocturne breaks out of the window and flies off.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Rats, she got away! Meh, let's have some mentos. {''Pulls out two tubes and gives one to Hagurumon''}

'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Mentos, the freshmaker!

{''Everyone smiles and eats a mento.''}

{''A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the window to see Nocturne in wherever she went to.

{''Nocturne is in a very strange, happy rainbow place, prancing around.''}

'''NOCTURNE:''' La la la la la!!

*Click on any mentos tube to see a tube of Icreaturementos.

==Fun Facts==
*"Hag... Hagrewthman" is what Thatkidsam called Hagurumon in [[thatkidsam.muffin/ebay|ebay]].
*The X-CubeStation is one of [[Ekulmail.exe|Ekul]]'s older computers.
*[[Wikipedia:Mentos|Mentos]] are a real candy, and the mention was spoofing their now-famous ad.

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: D+
*Meh, I liked this one at the beginning. I tried everything I could to surface it, including a Mentos parody, but I couldn't unearth it.

=== Author Commentary ===

'''CONCHRIS:''' First! Anyway weclome to stealing commentary.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Heh. I'm always late when I'm doing 7 commentaries at once. So, how'd you like this email? Crap or cool?

'''CONCHRIS:''' I'm just started to read it and my turn out is cool. I loved how you tried to say Einoo's name.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Heh... Battlefield 500 B.C... That would be, like, stone hammers and stuff. I'd buy it.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And then comes the 'stealing' email, ''{reads email out}'' Dear Ekul, Have you ever stolen something? Cwaaaaaapfully Yows, thatkidsam.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Nocturne getting intelligent was funny. ''{Pause}'' Oh, crap! She found the secret lair in which I'm commentating from!

'''NOCTURNE:''' TEE HEE HEE! JIBNEYCRACKERS CREATURE ARGBLBLBLLBLBLBLL!!!! TOASTPAINT TASTY.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Crap, I KNEW I should have brought the tranquilizer-rifle with me to the office!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, what I find funny is you screaming about this apocalyspe. And now, you find the culprit.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I don't know why I called him "Hagrewthman" in the first email... It was kinda weird.

'''CONCHRIS:''' And that's that. This is Conchris, signing off somehow ''{crash}''

{{Muffin}}

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