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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #43'''

A day of Star Wars nerds is brutal, trust me.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Fashionmore Henchman|Fashionmore Henchman]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]]

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Fashionmore|Fashionmore]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Generic High School|Generic High School]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Unknown House|Unknown House]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Wonderswan Touched}}

'''Date:''' May 1st, 2005

'''Lines:''' 39

==Transcript==

{''Thatkidsam is waiting in line with Icreature for Kentucky Fried Rat. He is between several Fashionmore Henchmen.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Man, this line is so long! And I don't even want to eat here!

'''ICREATURE:''' (Eat it or I turn my laser's setting to full power and give you a little free eye surgery.)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Raises one eyebrow''} Woah! Okay, okay, I'll stay here.

{''A long while passes.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Man, I need to check some email. {''Pulls out the WonderSwan Touched and taps the E-Mail icon''}

<blockquote class="wonderswan">
Dear Thatkidsam, 
Do you like Star Wars? I gave you some tickets! 
-YodaSkoda394 
 
attatchment</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Reads "YodaSkoda394" as "Stupid Star Wars name"''} Hm... Star Wars tickets? I bet that's completely worthwhile, using those tickets to watch a movie. Completely! Especially when I'm at eye-surgerypoint at a Kentucky Fried Rat in a maximum security mall. And then there's the fact that I absolutely hate Star Wars, anyone that likes Star Wars, and anything to do with Star Wars at all! So that's why I'm completely considering this email to answer! TRASHED!

{''TRASH COMPLETE shows up on the screen.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, now all I have to do is survive May 19th.

{''The screen fades. The text "May 19th, 2005" appears on the screen. Thatkidsam is now at school, being lectured by Mrs. Regibliss.''}

'''MRS. REGIBLISS:''' ...And then you got a Θ on your history test! {''Incomprehendable whining''} And then the cows shall descend on you, the cow-pocalypse! And you- 
'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Pretending to listen''} Yeah. Uh-huh. I understand. Completely, yeah. Yeah.

'''MRS. REGIBLISS:''' You do? Oh, good. You may leave.

{''Thatkidsam leaves and overhears a ton of people talking.''}

'''NERD #1:''' So, then I told my baby brother "Jake, I am your father" and he didn't get the reference! Tee hee!

{''A ton of geeky laughing.''}

'''NERD #2:''' Hilarious, that is! Become a stand-up comedian among everyone and become a great guy and have everyone love you you will!

'''NERD #1:''' Oh, it isn't so funny. You know what's really sad? The guy who plays Wookiee #239 is leaving!

'''NERD #3:''' I thought it was Wookiee #329!

'''NERD #1:''' No, I confirmed it on an Internet forum. It's #239.

'''NERD #2:''' NOOOO!!! HE WAS THE HAIRIEST ONE!! NOW I CAN'T SIT IN THE FRONT AND EXAMINE EVERY PIXEL OF EVERY HAIR IN HIM!!!!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ugh! I can't take this anymore!

{''Thatkidsam runs away. Cut to Thatkidsam in Brent's room.

'''BRENT:''' Hey, Thatkidsam! You want to know what game I'm playing?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' It'd better not be Star Wars!

'''BRENT:''' Um... This is the Lego Star Wars video game, and it's completely different.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' WHAT!? Just because something is made of bricks doesn't make it more fun! Like, if I chucked a brick at you, it wouldn't be any more fun than throwing a balloon- Well, actually that would be more fun.

'''BRENT:''' Uh... I'm going to ignore that last bit.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, nothing can get worse.

'''BRENT:''' Oh, and I wallpapered your room. Wanna see it?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I have a strange urge to stay far, far away from my room. ...Wait, since when do we have a house?

'''BRENT:''' I stole it back from the compound.

{''The room lifts, and Thatkidsam sees Lawson III outside the window with a crane, holding the house.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Crap...

{''A plain piece of metal slides into view with engraved letters, "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Wait around for 5 seconds to see Thatkidsam's room.

{''Thatkidsam's room is completely normal and blue.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Phew! I thought it was, like, covered in Yoda fat or something.

{''Thatkidsam leans up against the wall and it uncovers a poster underneath the paint. It's a Star Wars poster. Cut to outside the house.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Extremely low, echoing voice, travelling everywhere''} NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

*Click on '''Star Wars''' to see the new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows.

'''MARSHIE:''' Now, buy the new Dark Side Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! They turn your tongue black! Be Darth Vader, somehow, with this tasty new treat!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Wow. Even the big-shot manufacturers of Fluffy Puff have stooped to low heights.

==Fun Facts==
*May 19th is when [[Wikipedia:Revenge of the Sith|Star Wars Episode III]] comes out, obviously.
*Brent must have ordered the house one email before this (in [[thatkidsam.muffin/spin-offs|spin-offs]]) because the house was visible then.
*This is another case of the [[thatkidsam.muffin/Cow-Pocalypse|Cow-Pocalypse]].

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: C
*Man, this was pretty short. But I liked it, and it solved the rumor of where Thatkidsam's house came from in the last email. That's important.

{{Muffin}}

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