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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #42'''

ThatkidSamus experiments with several different spin-off games.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/ThatkidSamus|ThatkidSamus]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Darkmoon|Darkmoon]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Ultrama|Ultrama]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Dark Lawrence|Dark Lawrence]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/The Leet2|The Leet2]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brash|Brash]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Pegabubs|Pegabubs]], [[HRWiki:Stickly Man|Stickly Man]]

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/MMO-RPG|MMO-RPG]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Unknown House|Unknown House]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Playstation 832}}

'''Date:''' April 28th, 2005

'''Lines:''' 31

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' My name is not Thatkidsam, ooh aah. So please don't call me Thatkidsam, ooh aah.

<blockquote style="border: 0px solid #000000;background: #000000;background-repeat: no-repeat;background-position: bottom right;color: #4169E1;font-weight: bold;padding: 1em;font-family: courier new;width: 500px;">
Dearest Kid Samus, 
Since you're a character in a video game, 
you should make a bunch of spin-offs 
of your video game! 
-Discreet Boar</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' {''Follows "Dearest Kid Samus" with a sarcastic "Awwwww..."''} What!? Since when am I a character in a video game?

{''The camera zooms out slightly to show that he IS in a video game that Thatkidsam is playing, Email Checker 2003.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah! I've checked four 7838 emails so far! A new record!

{''The camera zooms back in.''}

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' Well... Although I'm not actually a character in a video game, I'll try something.

{''Cut to an advertisement for ThatkidSamus Game Studios.''}

'''ANNOUNCER:''' You've controlled ThatkidSamus every day for the past years trying to destroy the evil Spirii... You've more than likely succeeded. What are you going to do until 7841, when Ketroid 2 comes out? Why, play tennis, of course!

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' I have to win this match!

{''ThatkidSamus is in a match against Darkmoon.''}

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' You're not going to beat me! {''Serves and a blue glow emanates from the ball''}

'''DARKMOON:''' I will beat you, no matter what it takes! {''Does a really dramatic return, draining all light from the outside and blasting the ball with it''}

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' No!!! You have 15 points!!! I'm going to lose the match! I hate this game! My soul is at stake!

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Or maybe you'd like to play a happy party game?

{''There are headshots of ThatkidSamus, Ultrama, Dark Lawrence, and The Leet2 in the corners of a board game-like screen.''}

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' {''Unenthusiastically''} I rolled a 2. I move two spaces.

'''DARK LAWRENCE:''' Can we play something remotely fun?

'''THE LEET2:''' (We're in an advertisement! We have to stay awake!)

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Don't leave now! You can also play a go-kart racing game!

{''Unusually happy music plays as ThatkidSamus, Brash, Pegabubs, and Stickly Man race around a circular track.''}

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' Man, this is so exciting!

'''STICKLY MAN:''' ...

'''PEGABUBS:''' I have an unstoppable urge to turn this lightning bolt on you, ThatkidSamus. {''Holds up a cube with a lightning bolt in it''}

'''ANNOUNCER:''' This legendary collection is all together in the ThatkidSamus Spin-Off Collection! Call now and you'll get this Epsi-Clean, the cleaner with the blocking power of Runescape! Block the dust from ever coming in your house!

{''The logo for Epsi-Clean appears as the song plays.''}

'''SPOKESMAN:''' Our spray will burn off all of your dirt, and make fun of popular MMORPG's while it's at it!

{''Cut back to ThatkidSamus.''}

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' Well... Those games didn't turn out as good as I hoped. Oh well, I can always sit here and play my copy of Greedy Brash's Super Macrogames.

{''A plain piece of metal slides into view with engraved letters, "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on '''Greedy Brash's Super Macrogames''' to see him play.

{''ThatkidSamus starts playing. A hot dog appears.''}

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' Okay, so it's a hot dog... What do I do with it?

{''Four seconds pass, and a message saying "YOU LOSE!" appears.''}

'''THATKIDSAMUS:''' How could I lose!? They ought to include some sort of instruction booklet with this.

{''ThatkidSamus pulls up a little piece of paper.''}

<pre>
INSTRKUTOINS
Do thing tells yuo.
On emails instruktoins for ay!</pre>

==Fun Facts==
*If Thatkidsam's house exploded in [[thatkidsam.muffin/financial difficulties|financial difficulties]], then where is he now?
*The games parodied in this email are followed:
**[[Wikipedia:Mario Tennis|Mario Tennis]]
**[[Wikipedia:Mario Party|Mario Party]]
**[[Wikipedia:Mario Kart|Mario Kart]]
**[[Wikipedia:WarioWare Inc.|WarioWare: Mega Microgame$]] (easter egg)
*Epsi-Clean, with the blocking power of [http://www.runescape.com Runescape], mentions Runescape and parodies their unforgiving blocking policy.

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: B
*This email was short but sweet. It was kind of odd with the super-dramatic tennis thing, and then there was the WarioWare thing. Those things can be hard if you don't know what to do.

=== Author Commentary ===

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Finally, I'm early for a commentary! Okay, let's do this thang!

'''THE NOID:''' Dang. I'm still winning though. So, this was a good email, eh?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, it was funny, but short.

'''THE NOID:''' Short, yet sweet. And packed with Mario refrences.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ...Email Checker 2003. I'd get the '06 version. It'd be so fun... But I could just get Gmail: The Game. Go figure.

'''THE NOID:''' Don't forget about that DoreauxgardEmailsGame that comes out in a year. Anyways, this email is....short. Really short.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ketroid 2 is, I think, a reference to [[User:stinkoman|stinkoman]]'s userspace. Or Color Printer's. I forgot. ...I like that Darkmoon person. I'm not sure who he/she is. I think she's the 7838 Nocturne. And that return was based off of Zelda: Ocarina of Time during the Ganon fight.

'''THE NOID:''' Eh, I'm pretty sure Dark Moon was a mega man boss lkke, Twice. Or it had a similar name.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Probably on that Mega Man 5 for the Super Game Boy I never got, where the bosses were named after the planets.

'''THE NOID:''' Wow, he actually is named that. Anyways,...I don't have much to say. I know, a shocker.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah. This email wasn't very memorable.

{{Muffin}}

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