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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #38'''

Thatkidsam is asked if he likes old people. Hilarity ensues.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Crustyskin|Crustyskin]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Youngster|Youngster]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Georgia Hick|Georgia Hick]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/The Fattest One|The Fattest One]]

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Old Folks' Home|Old Folks' Home]],

'''Date:''' April 23rd, 2005

'''Lines:''' 45

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Check the email, check it right along! Check the email, this is a stupid song!

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Dear Thatkidsam,<br />
What do you think of old people?<br />
-Tinny Tim</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Woah! Tinny Tim! That's like some kinda robot! So, uh, old people? I'll tell you what I think of old people!

{''A newspaper flies up to the screen reading "BANNED IN FLORIDA! <small>Some guy don't ain't doesn't like old guys</small>"''}

{''Cut back to the Dreamcast.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Woah... That was pretty bad... Well, all of you readers in Florida, go away. Well, uh, there's no way of surfacing this email now. Except for one thing: Making fun of them even more!

{''Thatkidsam opens "Dreamcrosoft SwirlyPaint" and starts drawing. Almost immidiately, some screechy banjo music starts playing.''}

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' Senior Citizen Squad!! Crustyskin! {''Crustyskin appears, the words "Sixteen boils!" appear next to him''} Youngster! {''40 years old!''} Georgia Hick! {''Pickup truck!''} The Fattest One! {''Magnitude 8.3!''}

{''All three are in the Old Folks' Home.''}

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' What should we do today, hyuck!

'''YOUNGSTER:''' Let's go watch television!

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' No.

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' No.

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' No.

'''YOUNGSTER:''' I don't care! I'm going to watch! {''Walks away''}

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' He's young... What are we going to do about him?

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Lecture him!

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' Okay, I have a great idea, hyuck!

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' What?

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' Let's play a game! We show eachother our driver's liscenses and try to have people guess wether it's really them in the picture!

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' What?

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Uh-oh, it's some hip people skateboarding!

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' What?

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' SKATEBOARDER STAMPEDE'D!

{''The skateboarders run over The Fattest One.''}

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Well, it's just you and me, whoever you are.

{''A nurse comes in.''}

'''NURSE:''' Pill time! If you haven't taken your pills by now, you'd be crazy!

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Hm... Did I take my pills?

{''Georgia Hick's left eye swells like Bubs'.''}

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' I DIDN'T TAKE MY PILLS!! YEE HAW! {''Jumps out the window''}

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Well, it's just me and my boils now. {''Starts pushing them''} Ooh, this one's bleeding.

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS MONSTROSITY ANYMORE SO I'M KILLING HIM OFF SOMEHOW!

{''The "eraser" tool from MS Paint appears and erases Crustyskin.''}

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' Meanwhile...

'''YOUNGSTER:''' I sure like being young and watching television.

'''GUY ON TV:''' Boo!

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' SCARED STIFF!

'''YOUNGSTER:''' Gah! {''Has a heart attack''}

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' This cartoon is done!! That means it's over!! To all the old people that don't understand, that means that this cartoon is finished! That means-

{''Cut back to the Dreamcast.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Man, that cartoon was rough. Don't expect me to make any more of them.

{''A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on '''cartoon''' to see the CD of "The Worst of Email Songs".
#Check the email, check it right along! Check the email, this is a stupid song!
#Swing your partner round and round, and then, check your email!
#I check it once, I check it twice, everybody get down with the email!
#I'm an email, he's an email, she's an email, we're an email, would you like to be an email too?
#I'm gonna email you, dude! You gotta email me back!

==Fun Facts==
*Tinny Tim is a character in [[Wikipedia:Futurama (TV series)|Futurama]].
*"Some kinda robot" is an obvious reference to [[HRWiki:some kinda robot|some kinda robot]].
*The "BANNED IN FLORIDA!" is a reference to [[HRWiki:sb email22|sb_email22]].
*The email songs in the easter egg are from the following emails:
**senior citizen squad
**research
**custom parts
**green
**dsaltines
*This was inspired by Color Printer's [[Color Printer's E-mails/Teen Boy Team|Teen Boy Team]] and [[HRWiki:Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]].
*The "Driver's Liscense Guessing Game" is a reference to the NPR news quiz, "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me". In one of the questions about old people, this was one of the false answers.

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: C
*(No comments)

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