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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam Email #53'''

Issue 2 of Senior Citizen Squad is released and the four become schoolteachers.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Omni|Omni]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Crustyskin|Crustyskin]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Youngster|Youngster]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Georgia Hick|Georgia Hick]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/The Fattest One|The Fattest One]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Ian Stretcheye|Ian Stretcheye]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Gruffy Guff Mushrooms Blimp|Gruffy Guff Mushrooms Blimp]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Old Folks' Home|Old Folks' Home]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Generic High School|Generic High School]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Gameslayer}}

'''Date:''' May 28, 2005

'''Lines:''' 53

==Transcript==

{''The Gameslayer logo appears on the screen, and a black figure labeled "Omni" runs across the screen with a banner reading "Version: Programmed in Mom's Basement" Then, three icons appear: "Omni-Mail", "Games Folder", and "Add New File".''}

{''The Thatkidsam Omni runs over to the "Omni-Mail" icon and taps it. The screen transitions to an email that pops up.''}

<blockquote class="gameslayer">
Dear Thatkidsam, 
Who is fqhwgads? What is the speed of dark? Where am I? When will I stop asking questions? 
Why are there never any fleas for sale at the flea market? How many licks does it take to get 
to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 
Sincerely, 
Curie Ous.</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Instead of the entire body of the letter, he says "A lot of stupid questions that I don't want to answer" and instead of "Curie Ous" he says "Unnessess Ariepun".''} Hm... The question is, when WILL you stop asking questions? Okay, you got me. I can't really answer your third-grade-quality questions. But I know who will!

{''Thatkidsam quickly exits out of Omni-Mail, chooses Games Folder, and adds a file called "NeonPaint". He starts working, and it cuts to an issue of Senior Citizen Squad.''}

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' Senior Citizen Squad!! Crustyskin! ''{Retired but still works, somehow!}'' Youngster! ''{Old nicety!}'' Georgia Hick! ''{The guy with the accent!}'' The Fattest One! ''{The always chubby science guy!}''

''{The four retired citizens are all sitting in old, antique rocking chairs in the Old Folks' Home.}''

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' What should we do today, hyuck!

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Well, I am having a small shortage of dollars and cents.

'''YOUNGSTER:''' Shouldn't you be saying "cash" like everyone cool?

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Well, I do want some more parts for golf cart customization. Let's all get low-paying jobs as teachers!

'''YOUNGSTER:''' Don't you all get social security?

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' I got a new hearing aid, everyone!

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' Nobody cares, hyuck!

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' TO THE OLD SCHOOL! WE'RE GOING TO DO IT OLD SCHOOL, LIKE THE OLD SCHOOL!

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' Let us go!

'''YOUNGSTER:''' Let's go!

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' What?

''{Cut to Generic High School.}''

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' I got a job as a science teacher!!

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' I'm a math teacher!!

'''YOUNGSTER:''' I'm going to teach first grade!

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' I'm a janitor, hyuck!

'''ALL FOUR:''' LET US GET TO OUR CLASSES!!!

''{Cut to The Fattest One teaching science. The blackboard behind him says "The Fundamentals of Fat-Destroying Chemicals".}''

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' So, you see, that is how the mixture of Ooolongium and Singyum is used in many diets and can simply completely melt fat.

'''STUDENT:''' Wouldn't it be good for your health if you simply slipped it into water and fed it to someone?

'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' What? ''{Leans head forward, not noticing that his elbow knocks over the beaker of Oolongium Singyum}''

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' CHEMICALLY DISTORTED!!

''{The beaker spills onto The Fattest One, making him extremely thin. He simply falls over and breaks into tiny pieces. Cut to Youngster.}''

'''YOUNGSTER:''' That's nice! You get a sticker for correctly spelling "whiz"!

'''KID:''' YAY!!! I'm better than you!

''{Youngster turns his back and one of the angered kids throws a paper airplane.}''

'''YOUNGSTER:''' Ooh! ''{Catches paper airplane}'' What does this say?

<blockquote class="written">
I do indeed love having Youngster as a teacher. 
It just warms my heart.</blockquote>

'''YOUNGSTER:'''' That's so sweet!

''{Youngster begins to heat up and turn red.}''

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' HEARTWARMINGLY BURNED TO DEATH!

''{Cut to math class where Crustyskin is teaching.}''

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' And that is why Pi is very, very useless and you should never even eat pie in your entire life. Any questions?

'''STUDENT:''' What is the answer to Butts ÷ Pie?

'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' I said no pie! And that question is a good question! We'll just do butts... Draw a little Homestar butt right there... Look how stupid it is... And... Dang it, I'm stuck!

''{Cut to some elderly readers in real life.}''

'''OLD MAN:''' My god, he said "butt"!

'''OLD WOMAN:''' And that other person said "pants"!

'''OLD MAN:''' ''{Faints}''

'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' Aw, man! I have to cancel this. CANCELLED!

<blockquote class="written">
A COMIC CALLED SENIOR CITIZEN SQUAD IS OVER!</blockquote>

{''Omni runs across the screen, leaving a banner with the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on '''SENIOR''' to see Georgia Hick.

'''GEORGIA HICK:''' Hyuck, why am I always the one who is forgotten completely?

*Click on '''IS''' to see a new news story.

'''IAN STRETCHEYE:''' Our top story today... The words "butt" and "pants" have been made illegal to print in the newspaper or a comic book. Goodbye, PantsMan! Leo T. Masdiktaht has also been arrested for printing "butt" in his new comic, Senior Citizen Squad.

==Fun Facts==
*This "version" of Gameslayer software Thatkidsam uses is a reference to [[HRWiki:virus|virus]].
*Oolongium and Singyum are a reference to [[HRWiki:japanese cartoon|japanese cartoon]] where a name in the credits was "Oolong Singy".

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: B-
*This was better than the other issue. 'Nuff said.

{{Muffin}}

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