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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #2'''

Thatkidsam shows us his sandwich simulation, SimSandwich.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Bonk|Bonk]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Trapper & Keeper Guys|The Trapper & Keeper Guys]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Turbo Grafx}}

'''Date:''' March 10th, 2005

'''Lines:''' 27

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Inserts an E-Mail card into the Turbo Grafx and turns it on''} Checkin' email, let's take it twice! Eciwt ti ekat s'tel, liame 'nikcehc!

<blockquote class="turboemail">
Thatkidsam, 
What would a Thatkidsam sandwich be like? 
From, 
Pixelated</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' A Thatkidsam sandwich? Well, I knew this game I made would come in handy for something... {''Cut to a Turbo Grafx game card labeled "SimSandwich" with spotlights on it.''} Dun dun DUN! It's SimSandwich, the most high-tech sandwich simulator in the WORLD! And, best of all, it features everyone's favorite big-headed caveman, Bonk!

{''Thatkidsam rips out the E-Mail Card from the Turbo Grafx, leaving an orange screen with a buzzing sound. He then slides in the SimSandwich card. A strange title screen appears with sprites of Bonk with a chef hat swarming everywhere.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, this is easy. {''Title screen disappears and displays a large, empty sandwich''} Well, for a Thatkidsam sandwich, we'd just... Put a Thatkidsam sprite in a sandwich! {''Thatkidsam's battle sprite appears between the pieces of bread.''} Or, for a Thatkidsam's Favorite Sandwich, we could get rid of me {''The sprite disappears''}, replace the bread with mushroom heads {''The bread is replaced with the round tops of mushrooms''}, put a scrambled egg in there {''A bunch of scrambled eggs appear''}, and put a bunch of tender, juicy bison meat in there! {''An "Image not found" message appears''} Mmm, that's gonna be good... I'm gonna go make myself one.

{''Thatkidsam gets up from the Turbo Grafx. The camera zooms out to show the contents of Thatkidsam's den.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So cool a sandwich... {''Opens the can of mushrooms''} AAAH! {''Icreature pops out from the can and makes distorted noises''} Icreature!? Stop hiding in the mushroom jar! Why don't you sleep in the crisper drawer? It's free! Quit eating all of my beloved tops! I need some more mushrooms for my sandwich!

'''ICREATURE:''' (Ate 'em all. Oh, and how is your game Trapper & Keeper doing?)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ugh, stop changing the subject! Get me some mushrooms from Bubs' after this. Anyway, ever since you ate my external hard drive which I stored the programming data...

'''ICREATURE:''' (There was nothing good to eat!)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Everything has been stopped. Sorry, but unless you cough it up, it's on haitus.

{''Several Turbo Grafx U-Cards line up at the top of the screen displaying the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]"''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on Icreature to make him morph into a hard drive and cough it up.
**After that, click on the hard drive to see some sprites for The Trapper & Keeper Guys!

==Fun Facts==
*Thatkidsam's den, according to this email, contains:
**A Sony KLVL23M1S Silver TV
**A couch shaped like a Sega Saturn that he sat in the disc holder of
**Some neglected systems
**A statue of Bonk
**An 8-Bit poster of a young Thatkidsam and Icreature
**A shelf full of cartridges
**A trash can labeled "Overhyped Systems" with a PlayStation 2, a Gamecube, and an X-Box sticking out of it
*"SimSandwich" was mentioned in an episode of The Simpsons, where the developer of a virtual doctor was "from the creators of SimSandwich".
*The Cheat also sleeps in the crisper drawer.
*The orange screen Thatkidsam gets when he takes out the card is misplaced- It happens when you turn on the system without inserting the card all the way. In fact, it is impossible to take a U-Card out of the Turbo Grafx while it is on- There is a guard for the card that slides into place when the system is on.

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: B
*At this point, I started reading other people's emails to get me some ideas (I don't mean I started looking for jokes to rip off!). The last email was bad, so I tried to make this email much better. Short but sweet, and it introduced the mushroom sandwich gag.

=== Creator Commentary ===

''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey! It's Thatkidsam and our special guest commentator, Color Printer!

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' Great to be here, Sam. Big fan of your e-mails, especially this one.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah, this email was pretty fun to make. I mean, for one of those early ones I made. ''{Shudders}''

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' Yeah, those were kind of creepy. Anyways, how did you think of the idea for a virtual sandwich?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' It was a big jumble of a lot of things. "SimSandwich" came from The Simpsons, the email "What would a Thatkidsam sandwich be" came from this old Nickelodeon magazine I had. The virtual sandwich itself was orgininal... I think. Y'know, sometimes I accidentally rip something off. So just tell me if that happens to you, 'kay?

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' Uh, yeah...I kinda...sorta...ripped the Pacman movie e-mail off your Pong movie.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' It's okay. ...Heh. I based Icreature popping out of the can off of one of those cool snake-in-a-nuts-cans. Those things are cool.

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' That sandwich sure is looking good.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Heh. I'm going to try one of those someday... And probably choke. I'm a bison fan myself.

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' You took the cartridge out earilier while the console was still on. Are you sure you should you do that?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I can't imagine it's that good for the system. ''{Laughs}'' Well, I don't even think it's possible in the real world, what with the little plastic slidy things that stop it from being pulled out. But I could always cut it in half, then take out one of the halves, but why would I do that?

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' Most likely cause you would ruin the system. Or the game. ''{pause}'' What if someone ACTUALLY created that simulator?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I wouldn't buy it. ''{Chuckles}''

'''COLOR PRINTER:''' By the way, how is Trapper and Keeper going?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Heh. It's been on hiatus for so long, it turned into an inside joke with my friends and I finally made [[thatkidsam.muffin/trapper & keeper|an email]] about it. I'll upload the real game someday, glitches and more. ...Okay, that was Thatkidsam and Color Printer. Always remember: Don't shoot 'til you see the whites of their eyes!

{{Muffin}}

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