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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #26'''

Thatkidsam sends the world into a panic with his deadly program... Then his Dreamcast gets infected... What will happen?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Ian Stretcheyerus|Ian Stretcheyerus]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/President Smith|President Smith]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/minor#Presidential Bodyguards #1 & #2|Presidential Bodyguards]], [[HRWiki:Strong Bad|Strong Bad]], [[HRWiki:Whats Her Face|What's Her Face]]

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]], [[Wikipedia:The White House|The White House]], [[HRWiki:The Computer Room|The Computer Room]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Sega Dreamcast}}

'''Date:''' April 3rd, 2005

'''Lines:''' 62

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Electric guitar music starts playing, and Thatkidsam sings''} ''I got to email you! I got to email everyone!'' Woah, that was awesome!

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Dear thatkidsam 
Do you like codes? 
If you have a code, 
Pleas show. 
Your friend 
Ekul</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Reads "Pleas" as "Pléas" or "Place", and reads as far as "Your friend".''} You know what, Ekul? I already used up all of my nicknames for you. I'mo call you somethin' else. {''Moves cursor up and replaces "Ekul" with "Jack Mumblerson", then clears screen''} Well, Jack Mummera, I once had a pretty cool program... or code, as you call it... And I sent it around the world. Everybody got it. That was the best part... Giving people programs...

{''Cut to Brent playing his DS.''}

'''BRENT:''' Come on! Must... beat... generic... Pokemon... racing game... Aw rats, I lost! {''Game over music plays. The camera zooms in on the DS' screen. A message comes up saying "Incoming message from IAN STRETCHEYE..."''} Ooh, a message! {''A very strange, glitched Homeschool Winner pops up on the screen and his words appear in captions... backwards''}

'''IAN STRETCHEYRUS:''' {''Extremely high voice''} Mee hee hee hee! {''Helicopter sounds, and his voice changes to Arnold Schwartzenegger''} All your base are belong to us. You will die in seven days! {''Extremely high voice''} HIYA!! I like TOTALLY like shopping! {''Helicopter sounds, long pause, Arnold S. voice''} You will DIE!!

'''BRENT:''' Hm... I can't decide whether to go shopping or prepare the bomb shelter. Meh, I'll go shopping. {''Leaves''}

{''Cut to the Oval Office, where President Smith and two bodyguards are standing. Smith is doing something on a laptop.''}

'''BODYGUARD #1:''' So... What do you think of those new chips?

'''BODYGUARD #2:''' Meh, they're okay.

{''Someone's cell phone starts ringing. Bodyguard #1 answers.''}

'''BODYGUARD #1:''' Yeah? {''The voice says something.''} Aw, I never get any calls! {''Passes the phone to Bodyguard #2.''}

'''BODYGUARD #2:''' Hello? {''A familliar voice answers.''}

'''IAN STRETCHEYRUS:''' {''Extremely high voice''} Mee hee hee hee! {''Helicopter sounds, and his voice changes to Arnold Schwartzenegger''} All your base are belong to us. You will die in seven days! {''Extremely high voice''} HIYA!! I like TOTALLY like shopping! {''Helicopter sounds, long pause, Arnold S. voice''} You will DIE!!

'''BODYGUARD #2:''' Hello? Hello? {''Long pause''} I guess he hung up.

'''BODYGUARD #1:''' Dude, you really need to turn your volume down. I already know that you'll die April 9th, if that guy was right.

'''BODYGUARD #2:''' That can't be good.

'''PRESIDENT SMITH:''' Ooh, there's a new movie on the Newgrounds portal! {''Clicks on something, and the same high-pitched voice plays''}

'''IAN STRETCHEYRUS:''' {''Extremely high voice''} Mee hee hee hee! {''Helicopter sounds, and his voice changes to Arnold Schwartzenegger''} All your base are belong to us. You will die in seven days! {''Extremely high voice''} HIYA!! I like TOTALLY like shopping! {''Helicopter sounds, long pause, Arnold S. voice''} You will DIE!!

'''PRESIDENT SMITH:''' You know what that means, nameless bodyguards. It's time for Plan Y 1/2.

'''BODYGUARDS #1 & #2:''' You sure?

'''PRESIDENT SMITH:''' Deploy the fake Earth pod!

'''BODYGUARD #2: {''Nods and peels the wallpaper, revealing a bunch of tiles. He spins each corner tile, and a switch is revealed. He presses it, and the walls explode, revealing a giant snow globe containing a beach and a laptop.''}

'''PRESIDENT SMITH:''' Now, to leave this world for good! {''The snow globe opens, and he hops in. It closes and launches off into space.''}

{''A long pause occurs. The first bodyguard blinks.''}

'''BODYGUARD #1:''' So... Are we going to eat something, or... What?

'''BODYGUARD #2:''' Yeah. I hear the donut prices are down over at Fat Al's Lard Station.

'''BODYGUARD #1:''' Yeah, let's go. {''Both leave''}

{''Cut to Strong Bad at the Lappy 486, who apparently has the Ian Stretcheyerus.''}

'''IAN STRETCHEYERUS:''' You will DIE!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, oka- Wait... {''Lappy explodes''} Noooooooooo!!! I liked that computer...

{''Cut to What's Her Face answering an email.''}

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Oooh, I got an email!

'''IAN STRETCHEYERUS:''' {''Strong Bad attempts to imitate the Arnold S. voice''} You will DIE!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' That's nice!

{''The computer implodes, and What's Her Face gets sucked into the implosion.''}

'''NARRARATOR STRONG BAD:''' Exploooooooooooded!

{''Cut back to Thatkidsam answering an email, presumably the next day.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Gotta check all emails tonight! Sittin' in a Saturn and feelin' alright, I gotta check all emails tonight!

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Dear Thatkidsam 
Can you help me. I can't get 
this thing off. It's like they 
took satin and put him in a cardboard tube 
-Ark</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, I don't know what you're talking about- What? {''A message saying "Incoming transmission from IAN STRETCHEYE..." appears, and the familliar message appears''} Wait a minute... Oh, no! It's my program! I don't want my Dreamcast to die!!

'''IAN STRETCHEYRUS:''' {''Extremely high voice''} Mee hee hee hee! {''Helicopter sounds, and his voice changes to Arnold Schwartzenegger''} All your base are belong to us. You will die in seven days! {''Extremely high voice''} HIYA!! I like TOTALLY like shopping! {''Helicopter sounds, long pause, Arnold S. voice''} You will DIE!!

{''The Dreamcast explodes and the screen dies.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

{''A very glitched, black Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*After 15 seconds, Thatkidsam stops grieving.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Wait a minute... Don't I have, like, sixty other Dreamcasts? I'mo go get a replacement. {''Gets up and comes back five seconds later with a shiny new Dreamcast''} I should do this before I start crying like that. Behold, the Dreamcast 1.00001! {''The Dreamcast swirl fixes itself.
*After that, click on the TV screen to see the Ian Stretcheyerus however many times you want.

'''IAN STRETCHEYRUS:''' {''Extremely high voice''} Mee hee hee hee! {''Helicopter sounds, and his voice changes to Arnold Schwartzenegger''} All your base are belong to us. You will die in seven days! {''Extremely high voice''} HIYA!! I like TOTALLY like shopping! {''Helicopter sounds, long pause, Arnold S. voice''} You will DIE!!

==Fun Facts==
*The song in the intro movie is from the flash cartoon [http://hyperboy.keenspace.com Hyperboy].
*It appears that Presidential Bodyguard #1 has the Stinkoman K 20X6 theme as his ringtone.
*"The Newgrounds Portal" is an obvious reference to Newgrounds, a popular Flash cartoon website.
*Fat Al's Lard Station is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Fat Albert|Fat Albert]].
*The second intro is a revised version of [[HRWiki:Today is Alright 4 2Nite|Today is Alright 4 2Nite]].
*Brent was presumably playing the generic DS racing game, [[Wikipedia:Pokemon Dash|Pokemon Dash]].

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: B+
*This was much better than "virus!?", because it is more glitched, and President (Insert Generic Last Name Here) gets to be pretty important later. I was going to wait until "president" to have them, but I couldn't wait. Generic food-loving bodyguards are also pretty good to have.

{{Muffin}}

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