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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #39'''

Thatkidsam attempts to polish the old by removing the bad taste [[thatkidsam.muffin/electric stuff|electric stuff]] put in out mouths.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[User:Ekul|Ekul]], [[User:Pop tire|Pop tire]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]]

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Annual Hick Convention '03|Annual Hick Convention '03]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Sega Dreamcast}}

'''Date:''' April 23rd, 2005

'''Lines:''' 59

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I've got a lot planned for today! I had three pots of coffee, and now I can check plenty of emails.

<blockquote class="dreamcast">ERROR! INBOX EMPTY</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' WHAT!? My inbox is empty!? I'll see about that!

{''Thatkidsam opens up [[Talk:thatkidsam.muffin]].''}

<blockquote class="wiki">
Man, these emails used to be good. --Ekul 
Yeah. They suck now. --Pop tire 
Let's do something about it. --Ekul 

ATTENTION THATKIDSAM MASDIKTAHT! PLEASE RE-MAKE EITHER OLD TIMEY OR ELECTRIC STUFF! THEY BLOW! --Ekul</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Oh, man... Yeah, I have to admit, some of my current emails are blowing right now. I guess I will have to re-do that crappy email. Let's pull it back up...

<blockquote class="dreamcast">Dear Shim-Sham-Sam,
What would you look like 
as old timey 
Sincerlyelle, 
Jamie Ruskel</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Doesn't read the email out loud''} Ugh! I'm not answering that. Something tells me I still can't make it funny. Let's pull out that other really crappy one that happened before Ekul put me in a coma. Ah, the money I got from that lawsuit... Good times...

<blockquote class="dreamcast">Dear That Non-Adult Sam, 
I have a theory that everyone has had one day that pretty much sums up 
their life so far. What's yours? 
Sincerely, 
Einoo</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Skims over the email''} Non... Theory... Sums... What's... Einoo... Well, good question, Einoo! What are you? I bet you're some kinda Sterrance clone! Wow... That'd be weird. So, you want me to tell you about the day of doom, eh? Well, seeing the Pong Movie was a pretty cool day, but you've already seen that. And I wouldn't want Ekul to not watch this, would I? Well, I have another thing I want to show you. It's the Annual Hick Convention '03! It summarizes all of the misery in my life and multiplies it by three. Yup. Want a scientific formula? You can't have it.

{''Cut to the Hick Convention. Thatkidsam is sitting in a corner while several drunken hicks sing karaoke off-beat.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Why did you force me to come to this hick convention, Brent!? It's just a bunch of fat guys in pink leotards with tight fanny packs and hairy legs and huge straw hats eating cheese cubes getting drunk!

'''BRENT:''' You must celebrate your Southern heritage by going to these conventions, you know.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I'd rather be at E3 sampling those crappy Disney Interactive games than be here! And as far as I'm concerned, I'm half German!

'''BRENT:''' Oh, come on... We'll all get drunk, stagger around, shoot a couple of guys with shotguns, and not take showers for a whole month! Doesn't that sound fun?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Sounds about as fun as watching paint dry.

'''BRENT:''' Oh, you want to see that? There's an exhibit over there. {''Points to the right''}

{''Some hicks are watching paint dry.''}

'''HICK #1:''' Come on, blue! Dry! Dry faster, hyuck!

'''HICK #2:''' Oh, red will dry much faster than blue! It has more pyrocrygaughenetic molecules than blue!

{''The music stops.''}

'''HICK LEADER:''' What!? Signs of intellectualism!? That isn't Southern! Get 'im, boys!

{''The camera blacks out and a gunshot is heard. Cut to some hicks trying to sing.''}

'''HICKS:''' Sweet. Sweet home Alabama... Where all the... Skies... Are... Blue... {''A hick falls over''} Sweet... {''The rest fall over''}

'''HICK LEADER:''' Okay, folks, there go the rest of our conscious people... We'll be needing some more karaoke people in just a second. So, we will search our area with our shotgun-equipped pickup trucks. Begin the search!

{''Tons of pickup trucks start swarming the area.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' (Come on... Don't notice me... I don't want to be here...)

{''Alarms sound, and Thatkidsam is pushed up to the mike.''}

'''HICK LEADER:''' Now, the next song is "The Greatest Hick Of All - The Song Of Hicks - The Hicky American National Anthem"! And our karaoke person will be expected to sing completely in tune without a lyric sheet.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' But- Those guys on the floor were singing '''very''' out of tune! And they were off-beat!

'''HICK LEADER:''' You will sing our national anthem, and you will sing it right!

{''Thatkidsam starts sweating, and a spotlight goes onto him. Music starts playing.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I am a hick 
A super-Southern hick 
I drive all day 
In a pickup truck 
My distinct accent 
My pink leotard 
My large straw hat 
Are the symbols of a hick! 
We all want to be hicks 
And drink like The Man 
And wear the sparkliest leotard 
But the only way to be 
The best hick of all 
Is to wear a tight fanny pack!

{''The crowd roars with excitement.''}

'''HICK LEADER:''' That was the best song ever, despite all of the wrong lyrics. We will adopt it as our new Hicky National Anthem! Yeah!

'''HICK #2:''' Yeah, okay. But what are we going to do with the old one?

'''HICK LEADER:''' Make it the actual national anthem.

{''Cut back to the Dreamcast.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ugh... Just seeing those guys in sparkly pink leotards and tight fanny packs that are almost covered by the fat is sickening. Seriously, you don't want to see it.

{''A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the TV when Thatkidsam mentions "some kinda Sterrance clone" to see an evil Sterrance.
*Click on '''see it''' to see a picture of The Greatest Hick of All, with the sparkliest leotard and the most body fat.
*Click on '''the fat''' to see the "mathematical formula" Thatkidsam mentioned.

<pre>
Misery (Brent)
Misery (Self)
Misery (Lawrence)
Misery (Retards)
+ Misery (Other)
-------------------
A Lotta Misery

A Lotta Misery
X 3
-------------------
Misery (Hick Convention)</pre>

==Fun Facts==
*Ekul putting me in a coma is a reference to [[thatkidsam.muffin/behind the scenes|behind the scenes]] where he (lying) said he put me in a coma for eight days.
*E3 is a real convention, where lots of game companies show off their games and previews.
*Disney Interactive is a real company, known for their less-than-stellar liscensed games.

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: B+
*Man, I had just gone to a hick convention in real life, and it wasn't half bad, but I wanted to make fun of it here. And those sparkly pink leotard guys with fanny packs and 100% body fat tainted my thoughts the moment I thought them up.

{{Muffin}}

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