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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #34'''

Port of the first email for Dreamcast!! Director's cut edition!! Funtime!!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]]

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Sega Dreamcast}}

'''Date:''' April 17th, 2005

'''Lines:''' 37

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Gotta check until we find some dough, and the email will get us millions, man.

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Dear That Kid Named Sam, 
Did you ever try selling 
useless stuff on eBay? It's 
almost fun! 
~Hagurumon</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Stops reading at "eBay"''} Wait a minute... Didn't I get this, like, five weeks ago? This was my first email! Don't make me answer it again!

{''Thatkidsam pulls up the Internet and goes to [[Talk:thatkidsam.muffin]]. There is a message there.''}

<blockquote class="wiki">
TKS! LOL WTH JOOR FIRST LOL EMAIL LIEK STEENKS, OMG WTH LOL!! --FORTYSIXMANISLIEKWTHOMGLOLCOOL</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ha- Wait... That was directed at me! Hm...

{''Thatkidsam goes and reads "ebay" again.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Wow... He's right... That email blew... Well, I guess I just don't care.

{''Another message pops up.''}

<blockquote class="wiki">
Hello, Thatkidsam. It appears that everyone is rioting over the blowiness of your first email, and unless you stop them, we will ban you. --Banny-Happy, the Adminator</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Heh- Wait... Banned!? I've already been blocked, I don't want to be banned! {''Pauses and looks to the side''} Hm... If Nintendo is living off remakes these days, maybe I can just remake my first email! Yeah, let's do this! {''Starts singing''} Email is the future! Get with the times!

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Dear That Kid Named Sam, 
Did you ever try selling 
useless stuff on eBay? It's 
almost fun! 
~Hagurumon</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' As a matter of fact, oh mighty gearface, I have an auction going on right now! Let's look at how many candy bars I'm going to buy.

{''Thatkidsam logs into his eBay account, and his auctions are shown.''}

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Welcome ScamBot! 
Auction history: 
<table width="100%">
<td width="33%" valign="top">
ITEM 
 
Half-Eaten Breakfast Burrito 
Paper Plate 
Game Boy (Crappy Edition) 
Robotic Dog/Shark 
Binary Mona Lisa 
Assorted Illegal Junk 
Paper Clip
<td width="33%" valign="top">
HIGH BIDDER 
 
BigTrollMan 
fattydonuts 
not tatksam 
stillnothim 
thegentleman 
BigTrollMan 
No Bids
</td>
</td></table></blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Aw, all of my auctions are over! Oh, there's still the paperclip. {''Clicks on "Paper Clip, and it brings him to the page''}

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
eBay Page 
Paper Clip, Sold by ScamBot 
 
"This paperclip was made from some block of iron somewhere! 
By closer inspection, it was used to hold together the 
fake superhero The Yellow Dart's english paper. If you wish 
to experience the supreme awesomeness of The Yellow Dart's 
english paper right in your home, buy this paperclip! Also, 
if you don't believe that, it was actually used as a nose 
clip in Egypt. Yeah." 
 
ACTIVATE NOW!</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Oh, I forgot to activate. {''Clicks on "ACTIVATE NOW!"''}

{''Cut to Brent using his DS.''}

'''BRENT:''' Ooh, there's a new bid by ScamBot! {''Opens the same Paper Clip page as before, and reads it incredibly quickly''} Man, ScamBot never fails to impress me. I'ma bid. {''Pokes the number "$99.99" in with the stylus''} Now, I just have to wait.

{''Cut back to Thatkidsam''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Still uploading useless eBay items''} A wave of babies... A doorbell that plays that really annoying song... Joel Dawson's hat prototype... Ooh, a bid on my paper clip! {''Opens the list of bids for the paper clip''} AUGH!!

{''There are tons of bids on the page, and he refereshes. There are even more. The most recent one maxes out at $99,999,999.99, made by BrentSad.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Wait a minute... None of these bids are real, right?

{''All of the bids disappear, and then someone named "hooray4dolphins" bids.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Marzipan!? Didn't you hear what I just said?

{''Her bid disappears.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ugh! Well, I hope you all learn a lesson about fake stuff... Nobody buys it for real.

{''A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on '''buys it for real''' to see the Binary Mona Lisa.

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
01010011 01110100 01110010 01101111
01101110 01100111 00100000 01000010
01100001 01100100 00100000 01001000
01100001 01110100 01100101 01110011
00100000 01001101 01101111 01101110
01100001 00100000 01001100 01101001
01110011 01100001</blockquote>

==Fun Facts==
*The Robotic Dog/Shark is from [[HRWiki:credit card|credit card]].
*The Breakfast Burrito is from [[HRWiki:english paper|english paper]].
*A Wave of Babies is from [[HRWiki:Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Teen Girl Squad #6]].
*Joel Dawson is from [http://www.bonusstages.com Bonus Stage].
*The translated binary in the Binary Mona Lisa is "Strong Bad Hates Mona Lisa".

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: C
*I didn't really know how to end this, so... Yeah. Not much better than the original, huh.

{{Muffin}}

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