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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #1'''

Thatkidsam tries to sell some stuff on ebay... This is the humble beginning of thatkidsam.muffin.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[HRWiki:Bubs|Bubs]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/The Leet|The Leet]], [[HRWiki:The Cheat|The Cheat]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]], [[HRWiki:The Stick|The Stick]], [[HRWiki:Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs' Concession Stand]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Turbo Grafx}}

'''Date:''' March 9th, 2005

'''Lines:''' 32

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Inserts an E-Mail card into the Turbo Grafx and turns it on''} E-Mail is the future! Get with the times!

<blockquote class="turboemail">
Dear That Kid Named Sam,<br />
Did you ever try selling<br />
useless stuff on eBay? It's<br />
almost fun!<br />
~Hagurumon</blockquote>

{''Reads "Hagurumon" as "Hag... Grewthman."''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Pressing buttons on the controller''} Well, Hag Man, I've pretty much supplied everybody in Free Country with their stuff by selling it on ebay. Now, let's go see how the town is doing...

{''The camera zooms out to show that Thatkidsam is in a plane. He slides the door open and jumps out.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' AAAAAAH!!! {''Falls a very long way before landing on his face in the Stick.''} Ow... I didn't know the plane had taken off yet...

'''ICREATURE:''' {''Distorted squawking''} (Ha, you impaled your head on the stick. Want me to fill the hole with jelly?)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I WHAT!? I thought that was just forgetfulness. {''Zooms out to show a hole in his head''} Oh well, let's go to Bubs' Concession Stand. {''Icreature flies through the hole and it is filled with a strange white substance.''}

{''Bubs is sitting behind the concession stand while construction workers smash the stand.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey, Bubs! How do you like that concession stan- Hey, why are people destroying it?

'''BUBS:''' Renovatin'.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' But, the money-

'''BUBS:''' Wasted it on some The Cheat. {''Holds up an azure The Cheat working on a laptop.''}

'''THE LEET:''' {''Very low-pitched The Cheat noises, sounding like "Me hacker".''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ugh. Concession stands are worthless to sell on Ebay. People pay 2 cents for them, and then ask for their money back... Then they waste it on something else. Let's see how Marzipan is doing with that fake baby I sold.

'''ICREATURE:''' (She never got it. I ate the mail that day.)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Is there anything you DON'T EAT!?

'''ICREATURE:''' (Nope. Ha ha ha.)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' And all this time, I had something useless to sell on ebay! How much would YOU pay for an Icreature?

'''ICREATURE:''' (I doubt you'll be able to make it back to that plane.)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Why?

'''ICREATURE:''' {''Takes the jelly out of Thatkidsam's head''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ack! {''Falls over''}

{''Several Turbo Grafx U-Cards line up at the top of the screen displaying the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]"''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on Icreature to see The Leet fight The Cheat.

==Fun Facts==
*Bubs wasting his money on "Some The Cheat" is more proof that there are more The Cheats in the world.
*Thatkidsam selling a fake baby on ebay is a reference to many criminals who sell babies on ebay.

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: D+
*This was when I didn't really know how to write an email at all. There was little humor, and I didn't know how to make fun of someone's name. (You might see this in other pre-Email 15 emails.)

=== Author Commentary ===

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Alright. Datkidsam, break it down.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey guys, and [[HRWiki:Weclome|weclome]] to the first commentary, with Donoshaur! ...I mean, Dinoshaur. Heh. Joke. Funny. Right? Right?? Well, maybe as funny as this email in general.

'''DINOSHAUR:''' I've always wondered how you typed on this computer...

'''THATKIDSAM:''' These days were obscure. OBSCURE!! Well, at least the Dreamcast Keyboard made sense. Well, these were the days when I was a better mechanic. All that time travelling really takes something outta you...

'''DINOSHAUR:''' You were also a very good actor. I mean, I thought you had actually impaled yourself on a stick! That's how good cosmetics are. Um, I didn't get this Email. What's with the jelly?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I think Icreature morphed some of his odd white jelly-like body and stuck it in my head to stop the blood loss, or something. Yeah, I had a stunt double called Fatkidsam impale himself. Unfortunately, after that incident in [[thatkidsam.muffin/cancelled|email 50]], he couldn't do it no more. That easter egg was tough on his body.

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Hey, that reminds me, how Ratkidsam? He's pretty cool. I'd pay exty cents for an Icreature.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ...Heh. The Leet. He thinks he'll get another appearance, but he won't.

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Yeah, I'll gnaw ''his'' face off. Anyways, in short, the classic Emails were crappy.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah. Okay, so... Email everyone, and then... Well... It just depends what you do then.

{{Muffin}}

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