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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #4'''

Muahaha, Thatkidsam goes crazy and destroys EVERY popular system in the world!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Bonk|Air Zonk]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Vintage Video Game Dealer|Vintage Video Game Dealer]]

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Toxy Land|Toxy Land]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Turbo Grafx}}

'''Date:''' March 10th, 2005

'''Lines:''' 27

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Inserts the E-Mail card and turns it on''} The email, the email, must check it! Mm, chicken.

<blockquote class="turboemail">
Dear Thatkidsam, 
I wish to aid you on your quest 
to make sure underrated systems 
stay #1! Here, just check the 
attatchment: 
 
6th_generation_to_underrated.guncon 
 
-Foo-Goo-Man</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Awesome! {''Clicks on the attatchment''}

{''A large gun appears out of nowhere and lands on Thatkidsam's head.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Oof! Now, let's go! {''Sunglasses fall from nowhere and land on Thatkidsam. The screen flashes and he turns half-mechanical. He flies out of the room by going through a small window. Icreature follows.''}

{''Cut to a scrolling shooter-style game where Thatkidsam is flying and shooting next-generation systems with his gun. Air Zonk comes from the other side of the screen and shoots a bear trap out of his mouth at Thatkidsam.''}

'''AIR ZONK:''' That's for ripping off my game! {''Flies away''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' 29, {''Zap''} 30, {''Zap''} 31, {''Zap''} 32...

{''Thatkidsam keeps destroying more next-gen systems.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Man, this is boring.

{''A HUGE GameCube flies from the right side of the screen. The background changes as well as the music. The Vintage Video Game Dealer pops out of the disc holder.''}

'''VINTAGE VIDEO GAME DEALER:''' Bwa ha ha! I don't sell vintage video games anymore! Take this! {''Closes the hatch and fires missiles out of the controller ports''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' You're dead. {''Zaps the GameCube with his laser''}

'''VINTAGE VIDEO GAME DEALER:''' Noooooo! {''The GameCube explodes''}

{''Victory music plays. Cut back to Thatkidsam answering the email.''}

'''ICREATURE:''' (Next time, let ME do some of the shooting!)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' No. And thanks, Foo Goo Man! Now every popular system in the world is destroyed! MUA HA HA!!

{''Something happens, and all of Thatkidsam's furniture falls toward the wall. Thatkidsam gets stuck inside his closed couch.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Muffled''} Uh, a little help here, Icreature?

{''Several Turbo Grafx U-Cards line up at the top of the screen displaying the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]"''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Wait for 5 seconds, and the following scene will occur.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Man, that was pretty fun! I'ma go make that game. {''Gets up and runs away''}

*You will then be taken to [[thatkidsam.muffin/Air Sam: Turbo Enforcer|Air Sam: Turbo Enforcer]]!

==Fun Facts==
*The entire shooter-style segment was a parody of [[Wikipedia:Air Zonk|Air Zonk]]. One of Zonk's weapons was used, the Bear Trap Gun.
*The type of program in the attachment, ".guncon", is a reference to the Guncon series of light guns.

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: D
*One of the main problems with my earlier emails that are a parody of something is that they are too much of a parody, they start to be a ripoff. I tried to just make smaller parodies (i.e. [[thatkidsam.muffin/custom parts|custom parts]]).

=== Author Commentary ===

'''H*R 700:''' Hello, and welcome to the commentary for the very 4th email! Hosted by me, H*R 700 and Thatkidsam! Start us thatkidsam.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I really didn't like this one. First of all, nobody would understand this entire Zonk reference. They'd just think I was weird, which I am.

'''H*R 700:''' The special effects for when you turned into a cyborg type guy were kind of cool. I liked that part.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Not very special... Just a flash... But the bear trap-gun is cool.

'''H*R 700:''' Whoa, that is one freaking huge gamecube! I want one! I want pudding!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah. I'd just ride around in it, destroying things. Wait a minute, WHAT AM I SAYING? I DON'T WANT A GAMECUBE! ...I got that idea in a really, really weird dream.

'''H*R 700:''' NOOOO!! This isn't much of a dremail. More of a destructionmail. Wait, destructionmail can be a new type of email! What do you think?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Heh. I still think it's a dreamail, because of the rampant destruction being my dream.

'''H*R 700:''' Here comes my favorite part. Ah! You were stuck in a couch! How did that feel?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Plasticky. Anyway, yeah. Say it again, crowd:

'''CROWD:''' OLD EMAILS SUCK!

{{Muffin}}

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