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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam Email #61'''

Thatkidsam goes to a video game convention and starts his own booth for Trapper & Keeper. He also tests out his new Pwnage powers gained by being annoyed to death by certain people.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Omni|Omni]], [[HRWiki:Bubs|Bubs]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Mortimer|Mortimer]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Hyperma|Hyperma]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Trapper & Keeper Guys|The Trapper & Keeper Guys]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Rogue Redd|Rogue Redd]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Mrs. Regibliss|Mrs. Regibliss]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/minor#Toastpaint Hand|Toastpaint Hand]]

'''Places:''' [[HRWiki:Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/NerdTopiaCkon|NerdTopiaCkon]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Terranotalepitalonderak|Terranotalepitalonderak]] (easter egg)

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Gameslayer}}

'''Date:''' September 11, 2005

'''Lines:''' 111

==Transcript==

''{The Gameslayer logo appears on the screen, and a black figure labeled "Omni" runs across the screen with a banner reading "Version: WE GOT ALL KINDS OF CRAZY CRAP!" Then, two icons appear: "Omni-Mail" and "Add New File".}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Finally, it's time to check some email!

'''GAMESLAYER COMPUTER VOICE:''' Greetings, new player. Scanning figure.

''{A red laser beam shoots out of the console and scans Thatkidsam several times. The black figure Omni dons the features of Thatkidsam.}''

'''GAMESLAYER COMPUTER VOICE:''' Congratulations. Welcome, Thatkidsam.

''{The Thatkidsam Omni runs over to the "Omni-Mail" icon and taps it. The screen transitions to an email that pops up.}''

<blockquote class="gameslayer">
Dear Thatkidsam 
We are inviting you to come to 
a convention of video games. We 
promise your safety from evil 
new-gen radicals. 
Hopefully your vice president of 
fogotton consoles 
The Shotgun Shogun</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Reads "The Shotgun Shogun" as "The Shogun with a t Shogun".}'' Hm... A convention, eh? Well, there are-

''{Bubs walks down the stairs and meets Thatkidsam.}''

'''BUBS:''' Oh, hey, Thatkidsam! You're going to check some emails with that, I see. Remember, don't use up all of my electricity! We need that for the sno-cones!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

'''BUBS:''' Ooh! I see a customer! ''{Runs off}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So, anyway... For the sake of this email, will there suddenly be a limo pulling up right about now to take me to this unpopular video game convention? Sweet!

''{Bubs comes down and yells at Thatkidsam.}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey, Thatkidsam! This really tiny car came up to the stand. He asked for you, so why don't you come up? He says his name is Mortimer.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ughhh... This was really unexpected.

''{Cut to outside Bubs' Concession Stand. A really, really small car is in front of it. Mortimer, seemingly smaller than usual, jumps out.}''

'''MORTIMER:''' Grrreetings, Lord Thatkidsam! I am here on behalf of NerdTopiaCkon to take you to your very own-

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Just get it over with and take me to the nerdy place.

'''MORTIMER:''' I hope you can fit into my ridiculously tiny car over here.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Uh... You can drive. I'll follow you, walking.

''{Mortimer looks like he's going to say something, but he stops and gets in his car somehow. He drives forward, and Thatkidsam follows. After a while, Thatkidsam runs up and kicks the car, and it lands in the river.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Meheheheheheheheheh! So... How will I get there?

''{The little car rises out of the river with some kind of godly force and a lot of light. It lands back on the road.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Woah... That little guy just won't die... All the more fun for me! ''{Steps on the car}''

''{Cut to NerdTopiaCkon, where Thatkidsam is setting up a booth labeled "BOOTH 989". He has a couple rolled-up posters in a box and a box labeled "T & K". Hyperma yells from the left side of the screen.}''

'''HYPERMA:''' Hey, Sam! How's it going?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' What? Where'd you come from? Since when are you not a beggar?

'''HYPERMA:''' Oh, let's just say I got lucky gambilng. Or the fact that I held one of the players at gunpoint.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Uh... Okay.

'''HYPERMA:''' I'm running a MidevalOnline booth, I hope it gets a lot of customers! ''{Lifts a large sack, opens it, and pulls mideval weapons out of it}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah, well, I'm running a- ARE THOSE DAGGERS?? ''{Runs over to Hyperma's booth}''

''{Cut to a little while later, where Thatkidsam's booth is fully set up. Posters with each of the Trapper & Keeper Guys are along the wall, and a huge banner is at the top reading "Trapper & Keeper, Y'all!" Tons of metal figurines are at the table, and there's a box labeled "namertags?".}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hyperma, these daggers are of sewer quality.

'''HYPERMA:''' Oh, don't flatter me. I got them from the black market contained in the sub-sewer.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ...Um... That... I won't even answer. Can you give me a refund?

'''HYPERMA:''' NO REFUNDS!! ''{Holds up a halberd}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Geez, okay.

''{A ridiculously tall little kid comes to the booth.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey, kid! Want to buy a Runes figurine?

'''KID:''' OMG, it's Thatkidsam! You're the creator of Trapper & Keeper, aren't you?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I think it's kind of apparent. ''{Points to nametag which says "Thatkidsam Masdiktaht, Trapper & Keeper Creator}''

'''KID:''' Wow! ''{Just stands for a long time}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' What, you want something?

'''KID:''' Can I have a picture with you!??

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ...Sure, whatever.

''{The screen flashes and shows a little picture of Thatkidsam with a very, very fake smile and the kid strangely hanging in midair, smiling.}''

'''KID:''' Can I have your autograph? Can I have five THOUSAND ''{Voice suddenly drops lower}'' autographs?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Sure, kid. Hey, wait...

''{The background turns black. Thatkidsam jumps up and floats in the air, and electric blue energy circles around his head. He enters a generic anime power-up sequence, then finally stops charging up.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' MIH NO PWNAGE!!

''{Text appears at the bottom of the screen.}''

<blockquote>(Pwnage Bond Dream: Thatkidsam-Icreature Pwnage of Eye)</blockquote>

''{A faint image of Icreature appears in the background, then disappears. Thatkidsam fires a laser similar to Icreature's and it hits the kid. He turns completely negative colors, and his costume is destroyed, revealing to be Rogue Redd.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Heh... Turns out it works after all. Thanks for being my test subject, Rogue Redd.

'''ROGUE REDD:''' Darn it, since when can you do that?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, it's just a- ''{The background turns black again and Mrs. Regibliss appears momentarily, voice changes to an extremely annoying, high-pitched one}'' THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BOND WITH CERTAIN PEOPLE OR ARE ANNOYED TO THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION BY THEM. ''{The background turns back to normal again.}'' ''{Cough}'' Wow, that wasn't too good. I'll need to learn how to control it.

'''ROGUE REDD:''' ...Do you hear something?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Kids these days never listen..

'''ROGUE REDD:''' No, I heard you. I just hear...

''{A booming, opera guy's voice accompanies a giant glove holding a brown paintbrush, moving around.}''

'''TOASTPAINT HAND OPERA:''' ''{Singing}'' Tooooast-paint, it's a toast and a paint and a toast and a paint and a toast and a paint and a toast and a paint and a toast and a paint and a TOAAAAAST PAAAAAINT! ''{The glove paints the entire scene brown}''

''{The brown melts away to show Thatkidsam back at the booth, and Rogue Redd is no longer there.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ugh... I should kill that thing. I don't like being on topic.

''{The camera shifts to the left to show Hyperma's MidevalOnline booth, and there is a huge group of nerds dressed up in costumes.}''

'''HYPERMA:''' Ah, I see you're dressed as Lunarias Kembrodak.

'''NERD #1:''' ''{Strange noise}'' Yeah! Can I have the promotional Commander Hawk Lethal Axe on my MidevalD-Card?

'''NERD #2:''' We want as much exclusive stuff as possible! GIVE IT TO ME NOW! ''{Pulls out a very odd-looking sword}''

'''HYPERMA:''' Fine. ''{Pulls out an old-looking scanner and scans something onto the nerds' cards}'' That'll include the Commander Hawk Lethal Axe, the Holy Miner's Pick, the Ultima Omega Fishing Rod, the ImagiCredible Shovel, and access to the exclusive district realm, Terranotalepitalonderak.

'''NERD #2:''' WOAH! Terranotalepitalonderak! I heard about that when I was macro-hacking into the-

''{Hyperma quickly presses a button under the table and the wall behind him splits and moves apart. Tons of ninjas pop out and a guy dressed in black with a large "SANDSTORM" logo walks up to the nerd.}''

'''SANDSTORM CEO:''' Greetings. Did you just say you were... ''{Eyes narrow}'' Macro-hacking?

'''NERD #2:''' ...Er... Um... I was... ''{Gulp}''

'''SANDSTORM CEO:''' You very well know that macro-hacking is the cause of our giant server lags and glitches and... GET HIM!

''{The ninja-people draw katanas and jump at the poor nerd, but right before they slice, the camera cuts back to Thatkidsam at the Gameslayer.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ugh... I didn't sell anything. ''{Imitates a little kid}'' Oh, I'm Comsumer Jones, and I have to play games that DON'T HAVE OBVIOUS GLITCHES IN THEM! I want a PERFECTLY normal game! Waaah! ''{Goes back to normal voice}'' And then Hyperma had to scam me out of $600 for those subsewer daggers. Well, that just goes to show that you should never go to conventions.

''{Omni runs across the screen, leaving a banner with the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on '''OBVIOUS GLITCHES''' to see why Terranotalepitalonderak was an exclusive area.

''{Cut to Terranotalepitalonderak, which resembles a snowy hill. The menus at the bottom of the screen show that the person who is playing is named Aragorn572340.}''

'''ARAGORN572340:''' Heh this place is good for training teh stats to L87

''{Some other players come by.}''

'''JDEN39:''' Lol d00ds macro-hacking is easy

'''PENCIL_ARROW:''' Teh easyness

''{A message appears on the screen.}''

<blockquote class="email">Loading... please wait...</blockquote>

''{During the loading, everybody moves in slow motion and some kind of dragon-monster attacks Aragorn572340, and he dies in fast motion.}''

'''ARAGORN572340:''' Stupid lag... Stupid macro-hackers...

*Click on '''subsewer daggers''' to see an advertisement.

''{A logo for "Hyperma's Subsewer Daggers" appears, and the daggers appear on a blue background below it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' Tired of those lousy, expensive steel daggers? Get the Subsewer Daggers, straight from the sub-sewer! They're only a little bit<nowiki>*</nowiki> worse! Buy 'em today, only $60T.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Actually, they're the worst quality ever. Don't get them wet. And don't get them, period.

==Fun Facts==
*"Namertags" are a reference to [[HRWiki:TrogdorCon '97|TrogdorCon '97]] which features the mysterious Gamertags.
*"Mih no Pwnage" translates to "? ? Pwnage" or "Pwnage of Eye".
*The translation of Thatkidsam's Pwnage abilities is a reference to the fansubs of [[Wikipedia:Naruto (manga)|Naruto]].
*"Toastpaint" is a word on the Homestar Runner Wiki Forum that is said when a topic is getting off-topic, hence the hand making everything on-topic.
*"ImagiCredible" is a word created by [[User:Homsar|Homsar]].

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: C+
*The Pwnage was cool, but the ending was kinda rushed.

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