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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam Email #62'''

'''Part #1 In [[thatkidsam.muffin/Shadow Retribution|Shadow Retribution]]'''

Icreature shows us some of his Chocolate Nukes and tells us how to use them to terrorize the city. Thatkidsam doesn't have a clue.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[HRWiki:Bubs|Bubs]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], Mysterious Silhouette, [[thatkidsam.muffin/Ian Stretcheye|Ian Stretcheye]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/The Presidents|President Bill Jackson]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Fashionmore Henchman|Fashionmore Henchman]]

'''Places:''' [[HRWiki:Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs' Concession Stand]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature Fortress|Icreature Fortress]], [[Wikipedia:The White House|The Slightly Non-Straight-Edged Rectangle Office]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Gameslayer}}

'''Date:''' September 18, 2005

'''Lines:''' 90

==Transcript==

''{Brent and Icreature are in the VirtualCopter, surrounded by orange helicopters armed with tons of weapons.}''

'''BUBS DEFENSE HELICOPTERS:''' Unarm yourself or be obliterated. We have armed ourself with the lethal Chocolate Drill-Laser.

'''BRENT:''' That's no match for our DARK Chocolate Drill-Laser! Icreature, let's do this!

''{They both eject, and energy starts to gather around Icreature, and...}''

<blockquote class="gameslayer">
A low budget later...</blockquote>

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Brent and Icreature walk (and float) in. Bubs immidiately notices them and presses a button under the counter.}''

'''BUBS:''' You! You're the two that defied my security in a cool, high-budget sequence involving a chocolate drill! Bring in the MegaTanks!

''{Thatkidsam runs up the stairs, apparently tired.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Groggily}'' Bubs, why are you activating the MegaTank so early in the- ''{Notices Brent and Icreature}'' Oh, hey, Brent! Nice to see you! What happened?

''{The far wall opens up and a gigantic red tank rolls out and charges up a blast. Brent fails to notice.}''

'''BRENT:''' I think Icreature did something, and then we got stranded on a secret government island developing a bio-weapon project "Dyphus Beta" and-

'''BUBS:''' Uhh, Thatkidsam? Tell me if these are innocent. I think the MegaTank is going to fire.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Innocent, innocent! ...Well, maybe Icreature's guilty, but...

''{Bubs waves frantically at the MegaTank and it cancels its huge charge-up blast. It rolls back into the wall and disappears.}''

'''BRENT:''' -Sucked into a time portal, and the black hole atoms and Red Vortex ions collided-

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Shut up. Anyway, yeah, Bubs, don't call your newly-found security peoples on my friends.

'''BUBS:''' How was I supposed to know? That helicopter was equipped with air-to-surface black hole lasers! I had no choice!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Whatever. We got Bubs' Gameslayer, and I can check email on it.

'''ICREATURE:''' Heh heh...

''{Cut to the Gameslayer.}''

''{The Gameslayer logo appears on the screen, and a black figure labeled "Omni" runs across the screen with a banner reading "Version: SNOWCONEMANIAC.WORM" Then, two icons appear: "Omni-Mail" and "Add New File".}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' How'd you like this email, Gameslayer?

''{The Thatkidsam Omni runs over to the "Omni-Mail" icon and taps it. The screen transitions to an email that pops up.}''

<blockquote class="gameslayer">
Dear Thatkidsam 
Do you own chocolate nukes? 
I hear they're prety good. 
Nice work 
The man</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' What? Chocolate nukes? The government confiscated those years ago! I guess the world just isn't ready to be destroyed by waves of dark chocolate. ''{Calling out to Bubs}'' Hey, Bubs! You have any Chocolate WMDs?

'''BUBS:''' ''{From above}'' No! I used to have me some o' those Chocolate MegaTanks, and then they found my giant stockpile of them hidden in South Africa. Stupid government! And no, I don't know where to get them. Yeah. Don't ask me. I don't know. ''{Cough}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, that isn't very good. Well, there's no way to end an email now, so I'm just going to go to bed. Someone else finish this. ''{Yawns and leaves}''

'''ICREATURE:''' ''{Sly voice}'' So, Brent... Why don't you go out and... Buy some... Furniture? Yeah, furniture.

'''BRENT:''' Can do! ''{Leaves}''

'''ICREATURE:''' ...Good. Hah... ''{Gets on the Gameslayer}'' I, on the other hand, DO have chocolate nukes!

''{Cut to an undisclosed location where Icreature is standing in front of a large stockpile of brown neuclear weapons.}''

'''ICREATURE:''' You see, Chocolate WMDs are notorious for including... Certain ingredients other than chocolate. Like... ''{Text appears above his head for every ingredient}'' "Atomizing caramel." "Fusion peanuts." And, of course, ''{Scary voice}'' "Aaaancient dinosaurs!" ''{Normal voice, text no longer appears}'' And since the Fusion Peanuts fall out of orbit and are launched out of the cloud, you have to know exactly when to-

''{A silhouetted figure with spiky hair appears in the background and talks in a strange, low voice.}''

'''SILHOUETTE:''' Icreature. I was wondering when you would come. Where were you? I thought you would come as soon as we had accomplished the stockpiling.

'''ICREATURE:''' ''{Stops talking, notices the silhouette}'' Ah! Master Th- ''{Edited speech replaces whatever he was about to say}'' MASTER. I had some detours to take with Project D- POODLE and some br- STAPLERS in the l- BUTT.

'''SILHOUETTE:''' Ah. But did you forget about our plan? Our master plan?

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Yawn}'' Hm. There HAS to be a good email now!

''{Thatkidsam walks over to the Gameslayer and sees an email already pulled up. It is heavily censored.}''

<blockquote class="gameslayer">
Dear <nowiki>**********</nowiki>, 
 
So, is opertion QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL;ZXCVBNM a go? Also, if this 
isn't <nowiki>***********.*******</nowiki>, please forward it. 
 
Signed, 
CODENAME:Dudeman</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Reads both groups of asterisks as "Sea of asterisks"}'' What? This email is both incomprehensible and censored! Stupid plotlines... Also, stupid internet providers... Stupid alarm clock... ''{Leaves the screen}''

''{Cut to a top news story where Ian Stretcheye is reporting.}''

'''IAN STRETCHEYE:''' This just in, a rather large fortress is flying above Free Country, and its silhouetted leader, ''{Edited voice}'' SILHOUETTE MAN, reportedly has a large stockpile of atomic cocoa. Our beloved president, Bill Jackson, will attend to this subject.

''{Cut to the Slightly Non-Straight-Edged Rectangle Office.}''

'''BILL JACKSON:''' If you haven't heard the news, I'm the president! Isn't that great? ''{A picture of a dead King of Town appears in the corner. It soon disappears.}'' So, anyway, ''{Two pictures of The Silhouette and Bubs appear.}'' we are going to search this man for his abundant neuclear weapons! We have to! ''{Points to Bubs and not the Silhouette}'' He obviously also has ties to the large attack on Free Country, but we don't have any proof, but you trust me, right? Right??

''{Cut back to the news story.}''

'''IAN STRETCHEYE:''' But, Mr. President, we just said that it was that ominously shadowy figure! We even have footage!

''{Cut back to the Slightly Non-Straight-Edged Rectangle Office.}''

'''BILL JACKSON:''' You shall be arrested for questioning me!

''{Cut to the news story again.}''

'''IAN STRETCHEYE:''' What? You can't arrest me! There's the free speech law! It's in the constitution! ...Or the Bill of Rights. I forgot.

''{Cut yet again to the Slightly Non-Straight-Edged Rectangle Office.}''

'''BILL JACKSON:''' Hah! Me and my team of robotic Supreme Court Judges and robotic representatives have declared the entire constitution UNCONSTITUTIONAL! ''{Starts laughing evilly, then stops}'' You can stop recording now.

''{Cut to Bubs' Conession Stand. A huge truck appears and several Fashionmore Henchmen pour out into the entrance. One politely knocks on the door, and the rest raise their machine guns. Bubs opens the door, holding a large time bomb, then quickly throws it behind his back.}''

'''BUBS:''' What'll ya have?

'''FASHIONMORE SQUAD LEADER:''' Oh, we'll get some deep-fired coke. And, can we search your house for nukes?

'''BUBS:''' That'll be five dollars. And yeah, you won't find anything... ''{Whispering}'' Yet.

'''FASHIONMORE SQUAD LEADER:''' Thanks.

''{Cut to Ian Stretcheye, reporting from his jail cell.}''

'''IAN STRETCHEYE:''' It appears that we have lost thousands of soldiers in the battlefront of Bubs' Concession Stand and haven't found any neuclear weapons. That's because you DIDN'T GO WITH MY ADVICE, PRESIDENT!

''{Several jail officers are heard talking.}''

'''JAIL OFFICER #1:''' He just questioned the president's great judgement again! Give him the Box of Tasers!

''{A door opens above Ian Stretcheye's head and millions of tazers drop down and shock him.}''

'''IAN STRETCHEYE:''' AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!!! ''{Twitches}'' Is this legal punishment?

''{Cut to Icreature's Fortress.}''

'''SILHOUETTE:''' Ready? Phase two begins now. We must destroy the place that forgot us!

'''ICREATURE:''' Heh heh heh... Let's do this!

''{Icreature taps a button with his claw, and everything goes black.}''

'''PERSON #1:''' Crap, we're out of film!

'''PERSON #2:''' Don't worry, I've got the rest of the email already taped. ''{Fumbling sound, and a picture appears};;

''{Cut to Markie at the Bluey.}''

'''MARKIE:''' ''{Breaks down sobbing}'' Dear Jesus! WHY DID THIS E-MAIL MAKE ME CRY?! Waaaaaaa-hahahah-haaaaaaah! Booo ho ho hoooooo! The pain! The misery! The badly drawn "Will Work for Food" signs! Ohohohohoooooo!!!

''{The screen goes blank again.}''

'''PERSON #1:''' For God's sakes, why do you keep that reel in here?

''{Omni runs across the screen, leaving a banner with the message "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the top-right corner of the screen to see Thatkidsam get up yet again.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' It's been 5 minutes... There HAS to be a good email now!

<blockquote class="gameslayer">
Inbox empty.</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Whoops, I forgot this isn't as oftenly emailed as Strong Bad.

==Fun Facts==
*MegaTanks are from [[Wikipedia:Advance Wars: Dual Strike|Advance Wars]].
*"Ancient Dinosaurs" are a reference to [[thatkidsam.muffin/cancelled|cancelled]] which was referencing the Poopsmith Email, [[Other Character Email The Poopsmith/commercial|commercial]].
*Bill Jackson was shown in a painting in [[thatkidsam.muffin/program|program]].
*The scene with Markie is from [[Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/jerk?|jerk?]], also shown in [[thatkidsam.muffin/red vortex mk2|red vortex mk2]].

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: B+
*I just love those cameramen. Will they ever get along? And the reason this email never ended because I was tired when making it. Oh well.

{{Muffin}}

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