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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #40'''

Thatkidsam and company tell scary stories around a campfire. Really scary ones. I swear, I'm not lying.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Hyperma|Hyperma]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Lawrence|Lawrence]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Lawrence's House|Lawrence's House]] (easter egg)

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Sega Dreamcast}}

'''Date:''' April 24th, 2005

'''Lines:''' 40

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Clears throat''} Emails and the Dreamcast, the bond will last! How you ever learn to chiggly check so fast?

<blockquote class="dreamcast">Dear Thatkidsam,<br />
Have you ever told ghost stories? I bet you'd<br />
be really good at them!<br />
From,<br />
FromageMeister</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Pronounces "From, FromageMeister" as "From-From AgeMeister".''} As a matter of fact, From-From, I wouldn't bet on anything because you probably need to save your social security money! {''Clears screen''} Well... I stopped going on them Boy Scout campouts about twelve years ago, or pretty much anything to do with Boy Scouts, and I lost all of my supplies because of that stupid nerd, but a name-brand Kitchen Kampfire will do just the trick! We can tell ghost stories around a big, electric lamp instead of a flaming pile of maggot-infested branches! I'ma go get some supplies. {''Gets up''}

{''Thatkidsam and Icreature are sitting around the kitchen table, with a buzzing lamp in the center.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ...And then the cows descended on him, and then it was the cow-pocalypse!

'''ICREATURE:''' (Thatkidsam... That's not scary. You've been telling me that story for years, and I have practically memorized it by now.)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Oh yeah? Well, let's see if you can do better!

'''ICREATURE:''' (Okay. There was this bear... And he was possessed... And he snuck up on the people who weren't at a real campfire and-)

{''A fake- looking bear with a top hat sneaks up the two.''}

'''BEAR COSTUME GUY:''' Roar.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' What, was that supposed to be a bear? Icreature, you need to work on this. Hire better people!

'''ICREATURE:''' (I didn't hire that guy! Why is he in our house?)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' This is my house, not yours.

{''The bear takes off his top hat and starts to speak.''}

'''BEAR COSTUME GUY:''' Hello, I'm a member of Bear Scarers Inc. Would you like to hire my services as a scary bear to scare someone?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' WHAT!? Icreature, you hired this guy!

'''ICREATURE:''' (No, for once in my life, I'm telling the truth. I didn't hire this guy.)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah, uh, we'd like to hire you for one cent. Go spook Lawrence.

'''BEAR COSTUME GUY:''' Yes! My crappy jobs finally pay off!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Wait a minute... I know that voice! {''Pulls off Bear Costume Guy's mask, revealing Hyperma''} I knew it, Hyperma!

'''HYPERMA:''' Aw, geez, I just wanted some money!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I thought you already had a job as a bomb insurance guy!

'''HYPERMA:''' I wanted some action scaring people.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' But you scare all of us with your creepy costumes!

'''HYPERMA:''' Um... I'm going to go do what you want me to do. {''Runs off''}

'''ICREATURE:''' (Well, that brought this campfire to a screeching halt. I'll go get the age-old campfire food.)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah, and for once in my life, I agree with you. Hyperma is annoying!

'''ICREATURE:''' (But not as annoying as me! Mee hee hee!) {''Quickly gets something from the fridge and etches "Thatkidsam sucks" with his laser''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' You got a TV dinner for our campfire!? And the name brand says I suck!? From now on, I'm getting the groceries. I'm not eating this crap!

'''ICREATURE:''' (Well, it isn't as bad as YOUR cooking!)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Despite the fact that it is corrosive to your skin, I baked it with love!

{''Brent walks in.''}

'''BRENT:''' What's going on here? And why does the table smell like bears and catfood?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, you see, I found out that our cat isn't actually stuffed, and-

'''BRENT:''' If you want to have a campfire, have one! Get out of my house! {''Punts Icreature out of the door''}

'''ICREATURE:''' (What did I ever do to you...)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Aww, why'd you have to mess up our electric campout?

'''BRENT:''' Well, there's the fact that you used my snail's shell as a lampshade.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' But... How'd you know?

{''A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the lampshade to see Hyperma's job.

'''BEAR COSTUME GUY:''' {''Sneaks up on Lawrence at the Tandy 800''} Roar.

'''LAWRENCE:''' ...

'''BEAR COSTUME GUY:''' Roar.

'''LAWRENCE:''' ...

'''BEAR COSTUME GUY:''' I said, ROAR!

'''LAWRENCE:''' ...

{''A real bear comes up.''}

'''BEAR:''' Roar!

'''LAWRENCE:''' Oh, hi, Hyperma.

'''BEAR COSTUME GUY:''' AAAAUUUGH!!! {''Falls over''}

==Fun Facts==
*This email's intro is a re-wording of an older [[HRWiki:Strong Bad Email Raps|email rap]].
*Thatkidsam's first ghost story about the cow-pocalypse is a reference to [http://www.bonusstages.com Bonus Stage].

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: C+
*Ah, TV dinners. The most campfire-y food on the planet. Well, not really, but this email was just plain weird. I liked the part about Thatkidsam's cooking.

=== Author Commentary ===

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey guys! Welcome to the campfire commentary by Thatkidsam and Teh Almighty Noid...e.

'''THE NOID:''' Hello, and this is thatkidsam email...what is this? 40?

'''THAKIDSAM:''' Something like that. Anyway, I was on vacation in New York when I made this, and I was just getting home, and I forgot that my laptop lost its internet connection. Long story short, it took me a couple days to transfer the text file to one with internet access.

'''THE NOID:''' Hey, I live in New York. Didja go to the City?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah. I saw the Statue of Liberty, I went to some museum, and... I saw this really weird parking lot slash field slash... GIR slash GAZ. I mean, yeah. Take out the GIR slash GAZ part.

'''THE NOID:''' Oh. I live in western. Anyways, lets get off the subject of New York and on the subject of campfire. This is a good one.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah, I liked this. The indoor campfire has been a family joke. It wasn't that funny until I made this and showed it to my five siblings. The three youngest (14, 17, 17) liked it.

'''THE NOID:''' Yaeh, indoor campfire is proody funny. I liked the Cow-opalypse thing too. But I prefer "Apocolypse Cow".

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Apocalypse Cow, eh? Yeah. Don't punch those.

'''THE NOID:''' Hah, Wiki Running gags. I need to put that in one of my emails...

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Running Gags are pretty important, alright... I like my Pwnage the best.

'''THE NOID:''' ''{writes PWNAGE down on scrap paper}'' I have a few myself...the meaning of life one and that one where they refrence the eightees a lot. I guess thats not a running gag, though.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Isn't that "the meaning of life" thing a reference to something? Because it's pretty funny, and it sounds like something from The Simpsons or something.

'''THE NOIOD:''' To tell the truth I'm not sure. I just thought it woulrd be funny to that. And yeah, I guess it IS a refrence. Webcomics like PvP hve done that before (in fact, I got the idea from there)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Heh. I knew it. Anyway, this ends one of the most toastpaint commentaries EVER.

{{Muffin}}

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