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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #29'''

Thatkidsam shows us a live example of brain damage.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Presidents|James Johnson]], [[User:Lunar Jesters|Lunar Jesters]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Nocturne|Nocturne]], [[HRWiki:Cherry Greg|Cherry Greg]], [[Wikipedia:Futurama|Brainspawn]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/minor#Dr. Annoyed Grunt|Dr. Annoyed Grunt]]

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Sega Dreamcast}}

'''Date:''' April 8th, 2005

'''Lines:''' 35

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Man, I really wish this was the season finale. Whatever, only two emails to go...

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Dear Thatkidsam, 
 
do you know anything about head explosions? 
 
Seb 
The Lodge, MN</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hm... Head explosions... I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. I mean, like... This kind?

{''Cut to Icreature putting six firecrackers on the neck of a statue of President James Johnson. He lights them with his laser, and they explode, James' head flies off.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, that's it, Sebbly Petty. I'm not going to answer this email anymore.

{''A Dreamcast swirl comes down, but it is unclickable. Cut to Lunar Jesters on a laptop.''}

'''LUNAR JESTERS:''' A short email, eh? BLOCKED! {''DELETED! comes up on the screen.''}

{''24 Hours later...''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, that was truly the worst 24 hours of my life. No wiki, no being able to use my right hand, no mushroom heads... Oh, well. Time to re-earn my respect.

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Dear Thatkidsam, 
 
do you know anything about head explosions? 
 
Seb 
The Lodge, MN</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' For some reason, I will naturally assume you are talking about the pressing topic of... BRAIN DAMAGE!! {''The lights flicker''} Well, anyway, I have this new roommate that moved in to my... House... And she can be a live example of brain damage! Let's go there. {''Gets up''}

{''Cut to the dark hallway shown in [[thatkidsam.muffin/assassination|assassination]]. Thatkidsam is using Icreature's laser as a flashlight and flicks the switch. Horror music plays as a black-cloaked figure approaches. It takes off the head and...''}

'''NOCTURNE:''' The... bird... is... walking... AND THE COWS SHALL DESCEND ON YOU! THE LEVEL 66!!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Apparently not noticing as Nocturne rambles in the background''} So, you see, this young lady has a mental problem. Her IQ was reduced from 38 to 26 in a horrible accident. {''Long pause''} Ahem! Oh, come on! You were supposed to show the footage!

'''CHERRY GREG:''' Oh, sorry.

{''Cut to the City Hall, where giant floating brains are shooting pink lasers at people.''}

'''BRAINSPAWN:''' Aha! We will make the Earth stand stupid!

'''LEADER BRAINSPAWN:''' Ha, ha, ha, ha. {''Shoots a laser at Nocturne''}

'''NOCTURNE:''' Bricks are fun! {''Starts bouncing off the walls''}

{''Cut back to the hallway, where Nocturne seems to be enjoying plucking the induvidual feathers out of the rug.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So, that day, after the brains were destroyed by a powerful paradox, she regained some of her intelligence. Some. {''A "Before/After" graph shows up, the "before" having six missing teeth and a horrible posture, and the "after" having five missing teeth and a horrible posture.''} So, you know how to survive in today's world, kids! The following video will answer your questions.

{''Thatkidsam attempts to enter a tape into a VCR, but Nocturne eats it and faints.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Man, I shouldn't have bought that! It was, like, forty bucks! Note to self: Never trust a dentist with fangs and devil horns.

{''A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Click Here to E-Mail Thatkidsam @ [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:thatkidsam.muffin&action=edit thatkidsam@thatkidsam.muffin]".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on Thatkidsam to see a postcard from the dentist.

<blockquote class="written">THATKIDSAM!!
YOU HAVE TO COME IN MAY 4TH, 2005!!!
YOU WILL DIE!!
SEE YOU THERE! HA HA HA HA!! WELCOME
TO YOUR DOOM!!!
-DR. ANNOYED GRUNT</blockquote>

*Click on the bouncing Nocturne to play a game! You can move the little sliding bar to change the IQ of Nocturne's photo, and it will change accordingly.

*Click on the VCR to see an additional admin being angered.

''{Cut to Ekul on C11.}''

'''EKUL:''' A 35-line email, eh? DISAPPROVE'D!

''{"BLOCK'D!" comes up on the screen.}''

'''EKUL:''' Uh-oh. I shouldn't have done that.

==Fun Facts==
*The Brainspawn is from [[Wikipedia:Futurama|Futurama]].
*This email contains an instance of [[thatkidsam.muffin/Cow-Pocalypse|The Cow-Pocalypse]].

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: C-
*Meh, this was okay. I just couldn't think up anything funny at, like, midnight. Oh well, at least I got Nocturne's debut.

{{Muffin}}

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