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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #37'''

Thatkidsam gets tickets to the "hilarious" comedy movie, Aile Zéro.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Fashionmore Henchman|Fashionmore Henchman]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]], [[Wikipedia:Zero Wing|Aile Zeéro Guys]]

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Fashionmore|Fashionmore Theater]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Sega Dreamcast}}

'''Date:''' April 22nd, 2005

'''Lines:''' 63

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''Singing''} Thatkidsam emails, maybe getting good ratings, see all the emails today! BRAAAP!

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Yo thatkidsam, 
It's me, Markie. Have you seen "ENGRISH! THE MOVIE!" 
yet? I heard it's pretty cool, despite it being a 
blatant ripoff of the All Your Base trendyness.</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, this looks like another no-name email- {''Reads again''} Oh, it's just Markie. Well, Markie, it just happens that I went to see that movie last week!

{''Cut to Thatkidsam going to Fashionmore.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah, these tickets I got on MovieIM were so cheap! {''Stops at the movie theater''} Here, have my ticket.

'''FASHIONMORE HENCHMAN:''' Sorry, it closed seven years ago. But you can get it on VHS for $2.99.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' VHS!? NOOOOO!!! {''Screams and runs out''}

{''Cut back to the Dreamcast.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So, uh, I never ended up buying that VHS, because I don't have a VHS player.

'''BRENT:''' What about the tape player in the family room?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Family room!? Since when do I have a family?

'''BRENT:''' Ugh...

'''THATKIDSAM:''' And I said "VHS", not "tape".

'''BRENT:''' A VHS is a tape!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Shut up, I'm going somewhere with this email! And I was saving up for Final Fantasy XXXIX!

'''BRENT:''' Okay, fine... {''Grumbles and leaves''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Seriously, too many people have been intruding on my email these days. So, Yoshi-dog, as I was saying, I never got to seeing that movie, but I do have tickets to one of the most popular movies ever... Ever heard of... {''Holds up tickets''} Aile Zéro? It's the hit comedy movie starring some people that I don't know their names! ...Seriously, who cares about actors? So, it's pretty funny, I've seen the previews. Let's go see it, it starts at 4:45.

{''Thatkidsam gets up. Cut to the Fashionmore FashionMovie theater.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' All right, I got some nachos!

{''The previews start.''}

'''SPOKESMAN:''' Portly Washman! He's the only detergent that eats other detergents! Don't eat it, it will eat the other detergents you ate!

'''SPOKESMAN:''' And now, for our feature presentation... Aile Zéro!

{''The screen turns into a space screen.''}

'''VOICE:''' In a galaxy not so far away... A spaceship was struggling with an enemy ship.

{''Cut to inside one of Earth's starships.''}

'''OPERATOR:''' What was you saying?

'''ENGINEER:''' We encounter problem with doctor.

'''DOCTOR:''' You're wife man!

{''Canned laughter''}

'''ENGINEER:''' What you say?

'''DOCTOR:''' You're! Wife! Man!

{''Canned laughter''}

'''OPERATOR:''' We throw big rock at ship. It burn's.

'''DOCTOR:''' That Earth ship!

{''Canned laughter''}

'''ENGINEER:''' We fire big thing now.

'''DOCTOR:''' You crazy?

'''OPERATOR:''' Yes.

{''Canned laughter''}

'''ENEMY:''' Ahaha. We got's you now.

'''OPERATOR:''' Brick's is on sale. We's throw he's discount brick at you.

'''ENGINEER:''' Idea is good. We try.

{''Doctor throws a Discount Brick at the enemy.''}

'''ALL:''' Yay! Enemy dead!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Rats, I dropped my nachos!

'''ENGINEER:''' We go back home be amish freaks.

'''OPERATOR:''' No, we be Jewish!

'''DOCTOR:''' No, you wife man!

{''Canned laughter''}

'''OPERATOR:''' I pull legs. I alien! {''Pulls off face, revealing compound eyes''}

'''AUDIENCE:''' Gasp!

'''ENGINEER:''' Engrish save.

{''A "holy" book labeled "Engrish" floats down with a light auroura. The Operator is destroyed.''}

'''DOCTOR:''' All is saved!

'''ENGINEER:''' We go home now.

{''Canned laughter''}

{''The credits roll by very slowly while a very high-pitched song plays.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Man, that was hilarious!

{''Cut back to the Dreamcast.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So, as you can see, that was simply the best movie ever. I'm buying it on VHS, DVD, and even Engrish-O-Vision! Enough said.

{''The Dreamcast Swirl comes down.''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on '''Engrish-O-Vision''' to see a sample.

<pre>
TranslationIsForSuckrs
EngrishWillRuleTheErth
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
YouKnowWhatYouDoing...
TakeOffEveryZigMoveZig
NotARipoffOfZeroWing!!
ThisHeadsetWasARipoff!
NeverBuyStuffFromFashi
onmoreEverAgainSucker!</pre>

*Click on '''VHS''' to see the preview.

'''SPOKESMAN:''' This May, you'll be in for the time of your lives... In this laugh-fest!

'''ENGINEER:''' Time give way all funny part's.

{''Canned laughter''}

'''SPOKESMAN:''' These three jokers will be fighting and attempting stand-up comedy in this epic space-time pilgrimage!

'''OPERATOR:''' What pilgrimage?

'''SPOKESMAN:''' Aile Zéro! Coming to theaters May -8th. Yeah, you heard me. Negative eighth. Movie not safe for babies under 2.

*Click on '''Enough said.''' to see Markie's take on the e-mail.

''{Cut to Markie and the Bluey. He's reading the e-mail transcript.}''

'''MARKIE:''' Well at least he doesn't know of [[Markie & BurninatorBoombox Emails/Engrish|ENGRISH: TEH MOVIE]]. Ergh, stupid Arfenhouse Movie.

==Fun Facts==
*"Aile Zéro" is "Zero Wing" in French.
*MovieIM is a reference to [http://www.moviefone.com MovieFone] and AOL Instant Messager.
*Final Fantasy XXXIX is a reference to the huge amount of [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy|Final Fantasy]] games out there.
*This email's intro is a re-wording of the [[HRWiki:The Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandos]] theme song.

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: C+
*This movie's plot made no sense, but that's good for a movie like Aile Zéro. I'm afraid using the canned laughter too much was a bit too weird for this email, though. I did like the part about VHS and tapes.

{{Muffin}}

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