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==Overview==

'''Thatkidsam E-Mail #36'''

Brent has a role on this show, you know. Unfortunately, it makes him act exactly like Icreature. That can't be good.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Rogue Redd|Rogue Redd]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Captain Redd|Captain Redd]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Nocturne|Nocturne]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Quiewtiful Brent|Quiewtiful Brent]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/minor#Dr. Besick|Dr. Besick]] (easter egg), [[thatkidsam.muffin/minor#Director Besick|Director Besick]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Masdiktaht Jet|Masdiktaht Jet]]

{{Thatkidsam Comp|Sega Dreamcast}}

'''Date:''' April 22nd, 2005

'''Lines:''' 55

==Transcript==

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Swirl... Symbol of email! Swirl... Symbol of life!

<blockquote class="dreamcast">
Hey samuel! 
Can you use some special powers to go Viewtiful? 
--Mal Australien</blockquote>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' {''When he reads "samuel" he grumbles a bit''} Hm... Mal Australien? Is that some kind of puzzle? Well, it's not Nustraliea... It's not Neilartsua... It's not Jack Mumblerson... Oh well. I give up. {''Clears screen''} Well, some old person that mistakes me for one of my relatives, I just happen to have a mathematical formula telling you how Viewtiful I can really be!

{''Thatkidsam inserts a disc into the Dreamcast. The camera zooms in to show the video Thatkidsam is showing us.''}

'''ROGUE REDD:''' Hi, watchers. I'm Rogue Redd. I finally got my job on this show, I'm so excited! {''Pauses''} So, um, the reason you're watching this is because Thatkidsam thinks you're stupid because you don't know about the lurking horrors of the VIEWTIFUL QUOTIENT!

{''Horror music plays as those words appear on the screen. They disappear and Redd keeps talking.''}

'''ROGUE REDD:''' If you want to turn super-cool and awesome like me and start to kick butt, you need to test your V.Q. Just buy one of my liscensed tablets and test yourself!

{''A box of Rogue Redd's Home VQ Test pops up.''}

'''ROGUE REDD:''' If your Viewtiful Quotient is 120 or higher, you can become viewtiful! Just buy one of my specially-liscensed V Units and stick it somewhere on you, you can actiave your V-Powers simply by saying the key word. Let's try it... BANANA BOAT!!

{''Rogue Redd transforms into Captain Redd.''}

'''CAPTAIN REDD:''' And that's how you use your V-Powers! Now, I'm off to do some cool movie shots! ANIME!

{''Everything changes to anime-style, and Captain Redd flies off of the screen.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, it turns out that I got a 35 on that test. One of the only tests that I get worse than a Λ on. That's a bad grade. ...But, I do have something else that might satisfy you! Let's test some other people.

{''Thatkidsam holds a huge pill up to Icreature.''}

'''ICREATURE:''' (You want me to swallow that whole thing? Sure thing!)

{''Icreature shoots a HUGE laser at the pill, demolishing it and Thatkidsam is burned. Cut to Thatkidsam holding it up to Nocturne.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Okay... Swallow this with some water.

'''NOCTURNE:''' I'M STRONG MAD!!! I'M STRONG MAD!! {''Jumps out the window''}

{''Cut to Thatkidsam testing it with Brent.''}

'''BRENT:''' Okay! {''Crams the pill into his mouth and it is visible as it goes down his throat''}

{''Brent turns blue.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, that's awesome! You've passed the test and you have 130 V.Q.

'''BRENT:''' {''Incredibly sick voice''} No, I think it's supposed to mean that I'M CHOKING!! {''Falls over''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hm... Maybe I should help him. On the other hand, Icreature's litter needs changing.

{''Brent with a neck brace and Thatkidsam are standing in front of the Dreamcast.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey, Brent! I got something for ya!

'''BRENT:''' {''Very distant voice''} Is it a less spiky neck brace? {''Starts itching hisself with his foot''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' No, it's an email with an attatchment.

{''Brent goes up and tries to check the email.''}

<blockquote class="nintendods">
Dear Brent, 
Congraturation on your high VQ test score! 
Have one of my patented V Units to stick 
somewhere on you! 
-Rogue Redd 
 
ATTATCHMENT: vunit.exe</blockquote>

'''BRENT:''' So, a V Unit? What do I do with it?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Put it on your neck brace.

{''A Commodore 64-font "V" pops out of the screen. Brent grabs it and puts it on his neck brace, and he turns cel-shaded. He also gets a costume change. Rogue Redd walks in.''}

'''ROGUE REDD:''' Ah, I see you got my attatchment. So, Thatkidsam, your friend can now be Viewtiful, and-

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Go away! You've had enough screentime in this email, get out.

'''ROGUE REDD:''' But-

'''THATKIDSAM:''' GO!

'''ROGUE REDD:''' Aw... {''Turns Viewtiful''}

'''CAPTAIN REDD:''' ANIME! {''Flies away''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So, uh... ''{Coughs}'' Beautiful Brent...

'''QUIEWTIFUL BRENT:''' NO! It's Quiewtiful Brent.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' And how exactly are fans going to spell that?

'''QUIEWTIFUL BRENT:''' Instinct. And, as long as I have my powers, I will show you them. PAUSE! EDIT!

{''A mouse cursor appears, controlled by Quiewtiful Brent. It drags Thatkidsam out the window and rotates him. He falls.''}

'''QUIEWTIFUL BRENT:''' REPLAY!

{''Thatkidsam falls over and over, hitting his head repeatedly.''}

'''QUIEWTIFUL BRENT:''' CUT!

{''Thatkidsam is now in front of the Dreamcast with a cast on his leg.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, Austrailian Alien, look what you did to me! You forced me to test Brent, and now he's gone as crazy as Icreature! I hope you're happy!

{''The Dreamcast Swirl comes down.''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on '''Brent''' to see Brent's hospital room.

'''DR. BESICK:''' Well, Brent, we've finished the operation. You can freely breathe without the neck brace.

'''BRENT:''' That's okay, doctor, I'll keep it.

'''DR. BESICK:''' Why keep something you don't need? {''Reaches for the neck brace''}

'''BRENT:''' No! Mine! {''Lurches away''}

'''DR. BESICK:''' It's property of the Free Country Hospital! I'll be taking that. {''The robotic hand around his head uncurls and takes the neck brace''} Ha ha ha ha ha!!! {''Puts it on''} Now I can turn viewtiful! SMALLPOX!

{''Dr. Besick turns viewtiful and cel-shaded. He laughs.''}

'''DIRECTOR BESICK:''' Bwa ha ha ha! I control the world now! KILL OFF!

{''Brent vanishes.''}

'''DIRECTOR BESICK:''' CUT!

{''Cut back to the Dreamcast.''}

==Fun Facts==
*This is an obvious reference to [[Wikipedia:Viewtiful Joe|Viewtiful Joe]].
**The only "VFX" power that is actually in the game is REPLAY, in [[Wikipedia:Viewtiful Joe 2|Viewtiful Joe 2]].
*Thatkidsam getting a Λ on his VQ Test is a reference to [[thatkidsam.muffin/Takin'_A_Break.exe|Takin'_A_Break.exe]] where Thatkidsam got an Ω on one of his tests, among other Greek letters.
*Rogue Redd was angry at not getting any roles on this show in [[thatkidsam.muffin/behind the scenes|behind the scenes]]. It seems that his dreams have been answered.

==Author's Comments==
*Rating: B+
*Forgive me if some of this VJ stuff is wrong, it's been about a year since I've played. That game is awesome. So, I was kind of sick of myself being in the spotlight while Brent gathers dust, so I let him be the star of Quiewtiful Brent... And speaking of that, that's really, really hard to spell.

{{Muffin}}

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