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==Overview==

Thatkidsam has too many things going on to do an email.

Date: April 13th, 2005

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Icreature|Icreature]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/minor#Mrs. Regibliss|Mrs. Regibliss]]

==Transcript==

{''Thatkidsam has a cast on his leg and is lying with his head impaled on the stick.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ugh... I really have to stop doing this! {''Gets up and limps back to his "house".''}

{''Cut back to Thatkidsam at the Dreamcast.''}

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hm... Do I even have any emails? {''Opens the SwirlInBox''}

<pre>SwirlInBox
Inbox has 89 unread message(s).
Outbox has 1 MOON CANNON'D message(s).
Sentbox has 30 sent message(s).
Stupidbox has 9,000,000,328 JUDGEMENT'D message(s).</pre>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Gah! 89 emails to answer!? I can't answer them all! Not in this current condition! I can't even type with one hand! But, I'll give it a try, considering Icreature is aiming a laser at my head right now.

{''The camera zooms out, revealing that Thatkidsam is right. Icreature mutters and flies away.''}

'''ICREATURE:''' (Wha... You... Grumble grumble...)

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Meh, let's go.

<pre>THATKIDSAM!!
HERES YOUR REPORT CARD!!
SIGN IT BY UR MOM!!
HAH! YOUR DEAD! I KNOW IT!
-MRS. REGIBLISS</pre>

{''At the "HAH!" part, his voice is overlapped by the real Mrs. Regibliss.''}

'''MRS. REGIBLISS:''' YOU HEARD THE EMAIL! OPEN THE ATTATCHMENT!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Since when do you have the key to my house? {''Sees that Mrs. Regibliss' veins are popping''} Oh. {''Taps "Enter" and sees his report card.''}

<pre>Report Card for Thatkidsam Masdiktaht
Engilish: F
French: D+
History: D
History Even Harder: Z
Boring Subject #31: Θ
Overall Grade: É

Comments: "HAHA! YOU FAIL AT LIFE AND AT GRADES!! MIGHT WANT TO TRY THIS SAMPLE PROBLEM."

Butts ÷ Pie</pre>

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I would solve that if my writing hand were working.

'''MRS. REGIBLISS:''' HAHA! YOU WANT ME TO BREAK THE OTHER ARM?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' No. Get out of here.

'''MRS. REGIBLISS:''' MATH TEST TOMORROW! HAH! {''Leaves''}

{''Thatkidsam pulls up [[Talk:thatkidsam.muffin]]. There is a header.''}

'''24.159.113.2:''' Hey, Thatkidsam! We want a new email!

'''24.159.113.1:''' Yeah!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' An email!? But I can't check when my arm's broken!

'''24.159.113.3:''' We still want it! We've seen all of them twice now!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' See? You don't see anything except text! Go away, unregistered n00bs!

{''Thatkidsam turns to face the camera.''}

'''THATKIDSAM''' Look, guys. I can't answer any emails, and I have to study for that big math test, or I'll get another Ω on my report card for the next simester! Just leave me in peace, guys.

{''A Dreamcast swirl unrolls a message reading "Thatkidsam is too tired to make an email. Please go away, now!".''}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the text on the Dreamcast swirl to see the school's grading policy.

<pre>
EVIL REGIBLISS INDUSTRIES PUBLIC SCHOOL GRADING POLICY
A: Too good for a stupid, run-down public school like this.
B: Crazy beans! Double the real gold!
C: If this were a private school, this would be an A.
D: Average.
E: E is for "English, Bad". Bad at English you are.
F: Failed! Yay! At least you didn't get a 38.
Φ: Another way to say YOU'RE DEAD.
Ω: Please see the headmaster. He will relieve you of your head.</pre>

==Fun Facts==
*"Butts ÷ Pie" is a reference to [[HRWiki:stupid stuff|stupid stuff]] where one of the "math" problems was "Butts by Pie".
*Thatkidsam Masdiktaht was his name in [[thatkidsam.muffin/behind the scenes|behind the scenes]].
*The misspelling of English (Engilish) was in [[HRWiki:engilish paper|engilish paper]].
*The policy for a B on the easter egg is a reference to [[HRWiki:rock opera|rock opera]].

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