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==Overview==

'''Stab Or Treat'''

Thatkidsam's plan to get a ton of candy attracts the police. Nocturne demonstrates her "hipposis".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Thatkidsam|Thatkidsam]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Rogue Redd|Rogue Redd]], [[HRWiki:Bubs|Bubs]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Brent|Brent]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Hyperma|Hyperma]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Nocturne|Nocturne]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Lawrence|Lawrence]]

See [[thatkidsam.muffin/Halloween Costumes|Halloween Costumes]] for more information on what everyone was wearing.

'''Places:''' Outside Opal's House, [[HRWiki:Bubs' Concession Stand|Bubs' Concession Stand]], Sidewalk Road

'''Date:''' October 30, 2005

'''Lines:''' 110

'''Page Title:''' CANDY DEUCE! FUNTIME!

==Transcript==

''{Cut to a large brick wall, where Thatkidsam and Rogue Redd are standing.}''

'''ROGUE REDD:''' Are you sure we should be doing this? It feels wrong.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' How else am I going to get some of the- I mean, wear a costume related to Opal's?

'''ROGUE REDD:''' Whatever. Just don't blame it on me if she finds out.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Carry out the plan. I'll be inside this wall, here. ''{Makes a signal with his hands, and suddenly disappears in a flash of energy.}''

'''ROGUE REDD:''' ''{Weirded out}'' Okay... ''{No longer weirded out, pulls out binoculars and looks over the wall}'' Okay... Here she comes... She's... Tethys, you know, from that game you like.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Thinking}'' Tethys, the dancer? SWEET! Uh, I mean, I'm glad she is someone from Fire Emblem. Yay. ''{No longer thinking}'' You sure? She doesn't seem like that kind of person who would, uh, wear that costume.

'''ROGUE REDD:''' You're right. She's now being Moulder, the manly, manly priest.

''{Thatkidsam's jaw drops and he falls out of the wall.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' You're- I- She wouldn't- I hate you.

'''ROGUE REDD:''' Heh, I was kidding. She's being Tethys.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Thinking}'' COOL! ''{No longer thinking}'' Remind me to kill you later for that Moulder joke.

''{Cut to opening credits.}''

<blockquote class="gameslayer">STAB OR TREAT<br />
A TOON-TYPE</blockquote>

<blockquote class="gameslayer">WRITTEN BY THATKIDSAM<br />
IDEA BY THATKIDSAM</blockquote>

<blockquote class="gameslayer">MANY THANKS TO:<br />
EKUL, MARKIE, COLOR PRINTER, MARCUS, LEMONX, PIXELATED</blockquote>

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Bubs, Thatkidsam, and Brent are working on the finishing touches of their costumes.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' What did you say you were going to be, Bubs?

'''BUBS:''' I was thinking of going as Axl Rose, but the costume's details were too hard to replicate. I'm'a be Jimi Hendrix.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ...Who's he?

'''BUBS:''' ''{Sigh}'' You know nothing of music...

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Well, at least I know who Joshua is.

''{A message quickly flies by the screen.}''

<blockquote class="gameslayer">NOT THE ADMIN, YA MORON!</blockquote>

'''BRENT:''' That's the, uh, sword guy, right?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' IT'S A FREAKIN' KATANA!!!! So, uh, Strong Sad. Nice idea. Very original. Shaving your head requires a lot of work... Heh...

'''BRENT:''' Look... Being a Soolndwalker makes it hard to fit into human costumes, so shut up.

''{Silence}''

'''BRENT:''' ...So, who wants to hear my plan for getting a lot of candy?

'''BUBS:''' Not me.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Not me.

'''ICREATURE:''' ''{From the bathroom}'' Not me!

'''NOCTURNE:''' MEEE!!!1

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Who let Nocturne in here?

''{A hand waves in front of the camera, and in that time, Nocturne is on the ground with a thump.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' So... Who wants to hear MY idea?

''{Cut to a sidewalk. Thatkidsam (Dressed as [[Wikipedia:Fire Emblem|Joshua]]) and Icreature (Morphed into a [[HRWiki:Stinkoman 20X6|Tampo]] shape) are walking and floating on it.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' I hate to say this, but I envy you. You don't have to buy a costume... You just have to morph.

'''ICREATURE:''' Hah, you envy me!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Angry}'' Say, what happens when I attack you?

'''ICREATURE:''' Don't! I can't stay in my morphed form!

''{Thatkidsam jumps and disappears into thin air. Icreature stops, and Thatkidsam comes flying out of the sky and slashes Icreature.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Ahh, old classic Thatkidsammery.

'''ICREATURE:''' ... ''{Returns to original Icreature shape and fires a black laser at Thatkidsam. He falls over, apparently knocked out.}'' I can return that.

''{Brent, in the VirtualCopter, dips down from the sky.}''

'''BRENT:''' You know what the rule is. You laserinate him, you have to clean up the mess.

'''ICREATURE:''' Oh, for the love of...

''{Cut to someone's house. Brent is high in the sky, flying in a circle around the house with his headlights on.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Rings the doorbell}'' Trick or-

'''BRENT:''' ''{Using a megaphone}'' TRICK OR TREAT, FOOL. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

'''MAN:''' Holy crap, they found out about our secret drug stash! CHILDREN, RUN! IT'S THE POLICE! THEY'VE COME TO TAKE YOUR DADDY AWAY! ''{Screams}''

''{The chimney of the house collapses, revealing a rocket. The man at the door runs away into the house, and the rocket blasts off into the sky.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Somehow, that wasn't the reaction I was looking for. Well, at least he dropped the candy. ''{Precedes to shove the tray of candy into his bag}''

'''BRENT:''' Oh, geez... I think the cops are going to hear about this...

''{A police car swerves around and a policeman jumps out.}''

'''COP:''' Hold it right there!

'''ICREATURE:''' Aggh! Split up! They'll never find us!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Good thinking! Icreature, go to that-

''{Icreature floats up to the VirtualCopter and it takes off.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Crap.

''{Commence police chase. Thatkidsam is easily cornered, since he has no vehicle.}''

'''COP:''' Mr. Masdiktaht, may I please see your candy theft liscense?

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ...Er... Pi pi pi pi...

'''COP:''' Thatkidsam, you know you shouldn't be stealing candy. I don't want to have to arrest you.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Hey... Ugh... Hyperma, why do you have to be such a good role player? If you had a voice changer, I wouldn't have known.

'''COP (HYPERMA):''' Aww... Just give them back the candy. It's nice.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Looks into the sky}'' That's going to be kind of hard...

''{Cut to the VirtualCopter, going top speed under Brent's control.}''

'''BRENT:''' Icreature! Are they behind us?

'''ICREATURE:''' We lost sight of them about 10 minutes ago.

'''BRENT:''' Why didn't you tell me?

'''ICREATURE:''' My favorite restaurant is right here. See ya! ''{Flies out the window}''

'''BRENT:''' Grr... Lousy, stupid, meddl- CRAP!

''{The copter crashes into a large brick wall.}''

'''BRENT:''' Ow... I don't think that was too good for my head... It okay. Me brain fine.

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Thatkidsam is counting the candy he got.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' YES! I GOT DOTS! I GOT DOTS! IN YOUR FACE, BUBS!

'''BUBS:''' Hooray.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' YEAH! IN YOUR FACE, NOCTURNE! Wait a minute... Nocturne's here?

'''BUBS:''' Well, uh, Homestar kicked her out for the night, so she's staying here.

''{Thatkidsam's eyes turn pure red.}''

'''THATKIDSAM:''' NO. YOU SHALL ALL FEEL THE PAIN. SUFFER! ''{Brings out daggers}''

'''NOCTURNE:''' WHEE!!! KNIVES ARE BAD FOR YOU. THEY DANGEROUS FOR MILK. DUFFELBAG!!!

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Eyes return to normal, but momentarily start to glow a dull white, and his pupils disappear. He begins to speak in monotone.}'' You have a point. Now I will go out and buy an apple costume for my master, Nocturne.

'''NOCTURNE:''' HIPPOSIS FUN USE!!! FUNTIME KILL.

''{Thatkidsam walks in a zombie-like fashion out the door.}''

'''BUBS:''' Uhh... Wow. ''{Sudddenly stiffens up, and his eyes turn dull white, with no pupils. Starts to speak in monotone.}'' Yes, yes. Your apple costume and stilletto are coming. ''{Also walks away}''

'''NOCTURNE:''' YAY SPOILED!!!! PUMPKIN-

''{Cut to another house. Lawrence (Dressed as [[Wikipedia:The Matrix|Neo]]) runs up to the house and pulls out fake guns. He rings the doorbell.}''

'''LADY:''' Yeees?

''{Matrix music starts to play. Lawrence runs up one of the house walls, and then runs down. He points the guns at the lady.}''

'''LADY:''' ''{Screams}'' Get back! I have a shotgun! ''{Pulls out a huge freakin' bazooka with five barrels}''

''{The lady fires the gun. Lawrence does a Matrix-style dodge, and jumps at the lady. She screams and drops the candy. The music stops.}''

'''LAWRENCE:''' Hm. ''{Picks up the tray of candy}'' What? Peanut N & N's? What a rip off!

''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, now filled with candy. Nocturne is in the, uh, apple costume Bubs and Thatkidsam got.}''

'''NOCTURNE:''' GUMMY WORM PWNAGE THE PWNAGE, DAWG.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' ''{Still hypnotized}'' More candy will be delivered.

'''BUBS:''' ''{Still hypnotized}'' Yes. More candy for our master.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yes. Our master.

'''BUBS:''' Yeah.

'''THATKIDSAM:''' Yeah.

'''NOCTURNE:''' DOTS THIS TIME. LOTS OF DOTS!!!! CANDY DEUCE!

<blockquote class="gameslayer">YEAH!! IT OVER!!</blockquote>

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the pile of donuts to see the following scene:

'''ICREATURE:''' ''{Hypnotized}'' Lady Nocturne.

'''NOCTURNE:''' FUNNY DONUT THINGY!!

'''ICREATURE:''' Understood. ''{Turns into an inner tube, which Nocturne puts on and tries to swim in thin air}''

==Fun Facts==
*"Pi pi pi pi" is from [[HRWiki:Stinkoman 20X6|Stinkoman 20X6]], the noise Harvax XVII makes when he is destroyed.
*[[Wikipedia:Dots|Dots]] are a popular gumdrop-like candy.
*[[Wikipedia:Stiletto|Stilettos]] are a type of thin knife.
*N & N's are from [[Other Character Email Strong Bad]] and referenced by [[isbe|Imitation Strong Bad E-Mail]].

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