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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Overview==<br />
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'''Senior Citizen Squad Issue #1'''<br />
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The humble first issue of Senior Citizen Squad. Not safe for babies under 2.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Crustyskin|Crustyskin]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Youngster|Youngster]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/Georgia Hick|Georgia Hick]], [[thatkidsam.muffin/The Fattest One|The Fattest One]]<br />
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'''Places:''' [[thatkidsam.muffin/Old Folks' Home|Old Folks' Home]]<br />
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'''Date:''' April 23, 2005<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' Senior Citizen Squad!! Crustyskin! {''Crustyskin appears, the words "Sixteen boils!" appear next to him''} Youngster! {''40 years old!''} Georgia Hick! {''Pickup truck!''} The Fattest One! {''Magnitude 8.3!''}<br />
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{''All three are in the Old Folks' Home.''}<br />
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'''GEORGIA HICK:''' What should we do today, hyuck!<br />
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'''YOUNGSTER:''' Let's go watch television!<br />
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'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' No.<br />
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'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' No.<br />
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'''GEORGIA HICK:''' No.<br />
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'''YOUNGSTER:''' I don't care! I'm going to watch! {''Walks away''}<br />
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'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' He's young... What are we going to do about him?<br />
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'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Lecture him!<br />
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'''GEORGIA HICK:''' Okay, I have a great idea, hyuck!<br />
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'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' What?<br />
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'''GEORGIA HICK:''' Let's play a game! We show eachother our driver's liscenses and try to have people guess wether it's really them in the picture!<br />
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'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' What?<br />
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'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Uh-oh, it's some hip people skateboarding!<br />
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'''THE FATTEST ONE:''' What?<br />
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'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' SKATEBOARDER STAMPEDE'D!<br />
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{''The skateboarders run over The Fattest One.''}<br />
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'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Well, it's just you and me, whoever you are.<br />
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{''A nurse comes in.''}<br />
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'''NURSE:''' Pill time! If you haven't taken your pills by now, you'd be crazy!<br />
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'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Hm... Did I take my pills?<br />
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{''Georgia Hick's left eye swells like Bubs'.''}<br />
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'''GEORGIA HICK:''' I DIDN'T TAKE MY PILLS!! YEE HAW! {''Jumps out the window''}<br />
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'''CRUSTYSKIN:''' Well, it's just me and my boils now. {''Starts pushing them''} Ooh, this one's bleeding.<br />
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'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS MONSTROSITY ANYMORE SO I'M KILLING HIM OFF SOMEHOW!<br />
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{''The "eraser" tool from MS Paint appears and erases Crustyskin.''}<br />
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'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' Meanwhile...<br />
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'''YOUNGSTER:''' I sure like being young and watching television.<br />
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'''GUY ON TV:''' Boo!<br />
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'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' SCARED STIFF!<br />
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'''YOUNGSTER:''' Gah! {''Has a heart attack''}<br />
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'''NARRARATOR THATKIDSAM:''' This cartoon is done!! That means it's over!! To all the old people that don't understand, that means that this cartoon is finished! That means...<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*The "Driver's Liscense Guessing Game" is a reference to the NPR news quiz, "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me". In a question about old people, this was one of the wrong answers.</div>Super Sam