Chwoka: This is for storage so we can move it back to the HRFwiki once the purge is over, it is not to be used, do not edit it

2008-12-19T15:08:25Z

This is for storage so we can move it back to the HRFwiki once the purge is over, it is not to be used, do not edit it

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[[Image:250px-everybody-poster.PNG|thumb|You will grow to hate every single one of these.]]
== Welcome '''{{BASEPAGENAME}}'''! ==
Welcome the heck to the '''Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki!''' I'm {{{2}}}, and I don't trust you as a wiki user. Here are some links to help you get started on your trip to failuresville:
*Don't read up on the rules on the [[HRFWiki:Fanstuff Guidelines|Fanstuff Guidelines]]. Usually people do this, and you want to fit in, don't you!?
*It is every user's sacred duty to make sure nobody tries anything productive at the [[HRFWiki:Sandbox|Sandbox]].
*[[Email Tryouts]] are the place to go to make an Email Show. But nevermind the rules, just dive right in with your 4 lines of idiocy!
*There are lots of Fanstuff you can create, like [[Fake Character Email|Fake Characters]], [[Other Character Email|Other Character Emails]], [[Wiki User Emails|Wiki User emails]], [[Fan Fiction]], [[Stinkoman Sprite Comics]], [[Characters and Places]], [[Flash Fanstuff]], [[Video Games]], [[Media]], [[Interactive]], [[Text Adventures]], [[Products]], [[Awards]] and [[Misc]]. Half of these have fallen into disuse, and nobody makes them any more. The people who are are losers. Don't be a loser. Stick to what's popular.
*Take the [[Wiki Tour]] for basic help. Not with, say, making anything, or anything GOOD, but still, in summation, comma. Also check out [[HRFWiki:Policies|Policies]], or the [[HRFWiki:Newbie FAQ|Newbie FAQ]]! These are here because we know you're a moron when it comes to wikis likely.
*For any help, call for sysops. There are sysops '''always''' watching the wiki. ''They thrive on your endless pestering.''
*Check out [[HRFWiki:Block Policy]] to revert edits by a vandal. Or just call anybody a vandal if they do something mildly bad or wrong. [[Image:Naked_Homsar.PNG|thumb|180px|left|This is about the best fanstuff on this wiki so far.]]
*Go to [[User:TheDenzel/New User Mentor Program|TheDenzel's New User Mentor Program]] to further insulate your thinking.
*Check out the [http://z13.invisionfree.com/Fanstuff/index.php?act=idx Fanstuff Forum] for spam. Steal Super Sam's sig and avatar. When in Fun & Games, do as the Romans do!
*Remember, you can use 4 tildes to sign your name and timestamp (the time). <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>. Wait, why didn't it work that time? Odd.
*Always Capitalize All Words,And Never Put Spaces After Commas.
*Sign up for every single interactive but [[GSI|this one]]. I know it seems counterproductive to sign up for everything that will be gone in a week, but trust me.
*Your userpage reflects you. And what reflects you better than a bunch of poorly coded divs and a few low-quality JPEGs? Don't forget the link to your talk page, because people might forget where it is.
*Whatever you do, don't have fun. Just sit around and complain.

This message will self-destruct once read. Get Well Soon!<br>
Sincerely, <br>
{{{2}}} and all the members of this Wiki. Unanimously. We went to a secret place and decided that you really needed a welcome. {{{1}}}

== Your Questions ==
Hi, I'm going to pretend that you asked me questions. This is bad manners, all general questions go on the talk of the Main Page. Why do you have such bad manners!?

*For adding pictures, you may not be able to for a few days, being so new to the wiki. Sometimes the wiki hates you just because you're new.
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<div class="thumbinner">[[Image:Well.gif|200px|Hate this for no particular reason.]]
<div class="thumbcaption">Hate this for no particular reason.
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*As for editing pages: It's the little tab at the top that says "edit". It's not that hard. Jesus.
*Also, do you want a sig (signature) for all your posts? Yes you do. And you want it big and flashy and unnecessarily crowded. You also want links to every single thing you've ever done ever, damn the character limits!

Please don't ask me if you need help with anything. I'll be lounging in a lounge chair by the side of the pool. Don't drown! Or do. I don't really care at this point.<br />
{{{2}}} {{{1}}}

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