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== Comments ==
=== Chrimbo Stuff ===
::Here's a Chumbawamba album I found in my garage... And a "I'm an assistant. You got a problem with that" poster I made for no reason. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:41, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Really? That's an oddly coincidental poster. The CD looks nice, too. Thanks! -- '''Assistant'''
:HOHOHO!!! HAVE A WII!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS -- Santastar
::It's not even Christmas yet... I still appreciate it, though! -- '''Assistant'''
:::Also, here's a Black Mesa poster I found for you. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 01:52, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:A Black what now? -- '''Assistant'''
::A Black Mesa poster. Don't you remember? Gordan Freeman works there! Dude, he's famous!  {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 02:02, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Oh. I think I heard about him on the news.  -- '''Assistant'''
:Here, have a copy of Brawl to go with your Wii. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 04:03, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
::I'm giving you a banned YouTube account. It's how much I care. <3 [[Special:Contributions/123.211.254.225|123.211.254.225]] 04:46, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
=== Uh... ===
:Hey... do I know you? -- '''KCtheKid00908'''
::Uh... do you? -- '''Assistant'''
:::Don't you live next door to me? -- '''KCtheKid00908'''
:I don't think so... why? -- '''Assistant'''
::I swear, you sound so familiar... would you happen to know someone called Skullbuggy? -- '''KCtheKid--00908'''
:::Yeah, I do. Why, do you? -- '''Assistant'''
:Assistant? Is that you? -- '''KCtheKid00908'''
::... Casey? -- '''Assistant'''
:::Aha! I knew it was you! I didn't know you had a blog! -- '''KCtheKid00908'''
:Well... I do! -- '''Assistant'''
::I never knew you felt this way... I just assumed you were some mindless henchman or something! -- '''KCtheKid00908'''
:::I have feelings, you know... but yeah. I didn't know you used the internet! -- '''Assistant'''
:Are you kidding? I need to check up on all my favorite websites! ... Say, it'd probably just be easier to talk to you in person. -- '''KCtheKid00908'''
::Yeah... I'll see you outside in a bit. -- '''Assistant'''
:::You too! *smooch* -- '''KCtheKid00908'''
::::Is Casey cheating on Jerry? Find out next time on... TALK:ASSISTANT'S BLOG! -- '''Announcer'''
=== A prank ===
Okay, so this one time, I put a burning match in my friend Badstar's hat! So when he put it on, his head caught on fire! -- '''Awesometails9'''
:Nice! I should try that some time... -- '''Assistant'''
:::Then after that, he ran out the window screaming! AND HE WAS ON THE 3RD FLOOR!!! IT WAS HILLARIOUS! -- '''AwesomeTails9'''
One time, I played a prank on myself. I put Tron Guy on Tay Zonday who was sitting on a chair. I tied the chair to two ropes and suspended the chair with Tron Guy and Tay. I gave it a few pushes to see if it was tight. I taped the ropes and the chair to the ceiling. I then dropped a dollar. Two days later, I forgot about the prank and picked up my dollar which was tied to the tape. So I removed it by pulling it and got beaten by Tay Zonday, Tron Guy, and a chair. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:09, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:You know those guys? -- '''Assistant'''
::Nope, I just gave them 60g a second to come to my house and help me pull the prank. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:23, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Huh. I guess being an internet star does that to you. -- '''Assistant'''
::::I still feel the pain of the smashing. I even got Tron Guy's butt in my face. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:31, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:Ewww. -- '''Assistant'''
::Also, tell Number Two I'm going to assassinate him B) {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 21:35, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Alright, I guess. If you can do that over the internet. -- '''Assistant'''
::::I'm not even sure he's telling the truth. But if that's bad, once I put ant eggs into salad dressing for a restaurant I was working at. After a while, I heard screams, and I got fired. It was funny as hell though. '''LexonSeph0'''
:::::It's fun to mix hair remover into shampoo. '''Squid jr.'''

===DAN===
dan is it you it's elyssa i really have to talk - '''ezelly41692'''
:... Dan doesn't live here. Sorry. -- '''Assistant'''
::omg is this robbie robbie get off of dan's accounr i really need to talk - '''ezelly41692'''
::::Okay, this definatly isn't the ''"Assistant's Blog"'' chat zone. '''Avi_fan'''
gtfo scott i need to talk to dan - '''ezelly41692'''
:this is dan what up -- '''2damax'''
::dan i went all the way with max im so sorry - '''ezelly41692'''
:::dammit elyssa wtf am i not good enough or something >:( you ssssslag -- '''2damax'''
::::dan it was at spring break and you werent there and i was alone and max was there and i really really shouldnt have done it and dan im crying right now dan - '''ezelly41692'''
:>:( i dont care anymore elyssa i just dont care -- '''2damax'''
::Are you about done, Master? -- '''Assistant'''
:::i
:::uh
:::ummm
:::yes -- '''2damax'''
::::omg ROB IS THAT YOU ROB rob don't tell dan pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease - '''ezelly41692'''
:no baby i am dan -- '''2damax'''
::Fine, I'll let you live your little life, why not. -- '''Assistant'''
:::AT LEAST I HAVE REAL FRIENDS ONLINE
:::elyssa dont worry baby were still cool -- '''2damax'''

=== Tron Suits ===

hey some guy was talking about tron do you have any tron suits i need some for special time with my lady --{{User:Dinoshaur/sig}} 23:02, 16 December 2008 (UTC)
:Ask that creep Lemon. -- '''Assistant'''
::Yeah, he has like, nine kids or something. -- '''CaptainBellstrom'''
::::Yes I have Jeremy, Alice, Finger, Dancer, Koolio, Professor Professor, Mister, Bucky, and Woman. {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 00:16, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

===Kitties===
I have three kitties at home. '''-SI_Guy12'''
:Oh, and does his look like this: [[Image:Oreo the cat.jpg]] '''-SI_Guy12'''
::Kitty ''did'' look a little bit like that, only smaller. Smaller ears, too. -- '''Assistant'''
:::Well, Oreo here is cuter. '''-SI_Guy12'''
:And you've never seen Kitty, have you? He's only the cutest little kitty ''ever''! ... Sorry, he's just real cute. -- '''Assistant'''
Hey, I have some kittens, free to good home. Want one? {{User:Chwoka/sig}}
::Has Kitty been nutered? {{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}
:::Nah, Kitty's not neutered. And I don't need a new kitty--Kitty stops by every so often, and that's good enough for me. -- '''Assistant'''

=== Number Two ===
How comes he hasn't just made he own account instead of using yours? Also, was he ever teased with immature jokes? '''LexonSeph0'''
:Mmf. Number Two doesn't know ''how'' to make an account, and every time I try to tell him how he just brushes me off. No, I don't think he's been teased. -- '''Assistant'''

=== Hey ===
I would like to recruit you to defeat Number 2. I know that you know all of his information. You would be a huge asset. What do you say? - Raiku
:No thanks. I do find him annoying, but he's got me well-pais. -- '''Assistant'''
::I could give you double. {{User:Raiku/sig}} 23:59, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Nah, it's alright. ... I'd rather not murder in cold blood. Or oil. Or whatever he's got going through that little robot body of his. -- '''Assistant'''

=== Assistant... ===
I was wondering. Are you a satanist? Your name explains it. -- '''LD453'''
:Nope. Proud atheist. -- '''Assistant'''
::explains working for a ''godless killing machine'' jk you know how i roll assistant - '''Chwoka'''
:::Yeah, I know, man. -- '''Assistant'''

===Coldplay?===
Who likes '''''coldplay!? -SI_Guy12'''''
:''I'' do. Jerkfoot. -- '''Assistant'''
::Srsly, Linkin Park is better. '''-SI_Guy12'''
:::Alright, let me step in for a sec. Linkin Park is not, was not, nor will ever be anything more than a bunch of whiny kids with a guitar, a microphone, and some drums. >:[ {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
::::Woah, man. Chill out. -- '''Assistant'''
:::::All coldplay has is violins. Other than that, difference? '''SI_Guy12'''
:Last I checked, Coldplay had ''talent''. I don't even ''like'' Coldplay that much! {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}}
::Alright, break it up. I don't want any fights. -- '''Assistant'''
:::Assistant, you need to listen to What I've done or something. '''SI_Guy12'''
::::Yeah, maybe I should. -- '''Assistant'''
:::::Okay, that's it! I don't mind the Coldplay and Linkin Park hate, but hating on Violins, No Way! I own one myself thank you very much! '''LexonSeph0'''
:IF YOU WERE ALL MEN YOUD LISTEN TO BENNY LAVA '''Benny_Lava'''
YAKKITY SAX TRUMPS ALL - '''Chwoka'''
::ALL HAIL FRANK ZAPPA -- '''CaptainBellstrom'''
:::Ooh Yes. I Heard his cover of "I am the Walrus", and I was stunned by its greatness. '''LexonSeph0'''

=== Mario music ===
@Number Two: I believe you are thinking of the Super Mario Bros. Overworld Theme. -- '''CaptainBellstrom'''
:I just call it the Super Mario Song. -- '''2damax'''
::Ah. -- '''CaptainBellstrom'''

=== RULER ===

Whenever I'm building anything, I find it's nice to have that factory-type song. You know the one - doo doo doo doo Doo Doo doo doo, then it goes dah DAH DAH, dadadadadah dah...dah dadah dah dah Dah dah, dah da dah, dadadadahg, dah dah dadadadah DAH dah? - '''Chwoka'''
:I have that song on my iPod :O {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 18:51, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
::What is it called? - '''Chwoka'''
:::Working Song. - '''EvilCitrusFruit'''
:Oh, I heard that one I think. It's that song with the music and the notes and the chorus and the bridge I think. -- '''2damax'''
::It's an instrumental. -'''Chwoka'''
:::Oh right that one -- '''2damax'''

===Xbox===
HIGH-FIVE! '''-SI_Guy12'''
:I never got an XBox... but still! *high fives* -- '''2damax'''

===Number Two===
This should be YOUR blog, Number Two. Change the password and don't tell it to Assistant. - '''Demon Child'''

=== George ===
Hey, Assistant-Number Two. You haven't been here in a while, but, who's your favorite George? There's George Clooney, George Lopez, George Bush, George W. Bush... But who's you two's favorite George? {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 04:12, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
:i like george jetson -- '''2damax'''

=== ATTENTION ALL ===
Number 2 sucks and quite frankly smells like poo - '''TheHomestrongestGuyinTheWorld'''

== Hey Skullbuggy (Real Question) ==

Could you make me a happy emote, and mad emote, and a sad emote of Raiku? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 00:02, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:I need a pic, first. {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 00:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
::[[Image:RaikuPic.png|100px]] {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 00:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:::Wat do you say? {{User:Raiku/sig}} 00:15, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

[[Image:RaikuEmoteNeutral.png]][[Image:RaikuEmoteHappy.png]][[Image:RaikuEmoteSad.png]][[Image:RaikuEmoteAngry.png]] {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 01:00, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

hey while you're just handing out free blog emoticons will you make me a series of emoticons of clyde, the orange ghost from pacman you will be a fine friend of mine IF YOU LOVED ME YOU'D DO IT lol jk i don't need them {{User:The Noid/sig}} 20:02, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

[[Image:ClydeEmoteNeutral.png]][[Image:ClydeEmoteHappy.png]][[Image:ClydeEmoteSad.png]][[Image:ClydeEmoteAngry.png]]<br/>
too bad i did them anyway {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} 20:22, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
:make ones of lemon but model them after real lemons {{User:Lemon Demon43/sig}} 20:24, 22 December 2008 (UTC)
::[[:Image:MatureBling.png|MB]] emotes plz kthnxbai {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 20:32, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

GUYS YOU ARE NOT BEING COURTEOUS AND ASKING WHILST PRETENDING NOT TO BE ASKING {{User:The Noid/sig}} 20:35, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

[[Image:EmoteTemplate.PNG|200px]]
:I'm really tempted to make a blog my own, but I am afraid to. {{User:Sephiroth/sig}} 19:53, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

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