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==Overview==
'''Episode 2: Babysitting Blues'''

When Dash attemps to earn some money, he goes to babysitting. Unfortunatley, the first child in need of sitting is a

mischevious brat.

'''CAST:''' Dash, Blaze, Woman, Benny, Sparky

'''PlACES:''' The Street, Blaze's Bedroom, Benny's House, Benny's Backyard

'''PAGE TITLE:''' Sittin' Babbies
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''{Open: The street. Dash is riding slowly. He stops at a building with a display window displaying a new stereo.}''

'''DASH:''' ''{looking at display}'' ... I guess I could use one of those... ''{glances at price tag}'' $599.99? I'd need a

job to pay for that! ''{Dash rides offscreen.}''

''{Cut: Blaze's room. Dash is sitting on his bed, and Blaze is playing his computer.}''

'''DASH:''' So Blaze, I'm looking for a job. You have any ideas?

'''BLAZE:''' Well, how about being a cashier?

'''DASH:''' How about something more interesting?

'''BLAZE:''' Well... you could try babysitting. It has okay pay.

'''DASH:''' I'm not a fan of being surrounded by kids for hours.

'''BLAZE:''' Don't worry. Just do it for the pay!

'''DASH:''' I guess so, I'll try it for a day, and see how I like it.

''{Cut: a few days later. Dash is standing at the door of a house, talking to a woman.}''

'''DASH:''' So, you want me to watch your brat- I mean ''wonderful'' child- for 6 hours, correct?

'''WOMAN:''' Yes. And you better watch my little Benny and treat him like royalty!

'''DASH:''' O-okay... Have a nice trip!

''{The woman then leaves and Dash opens the door, to see a boy casing a cat. The boy is holding a golf club.}''

'''DASH:''' Hey hey HEY! ''{the boy stops running.}'' Are you the boy I need to babysit?

'''BENNY:''' Yeah, now what the hell do want with me?

'''DASH:''' Watch your mouth or I'll backhand you, you little brat. ''{Picks up the cat.}''

'''BENNY:''' I don't have to. My mom is divorced, and she has full custody. She lets me do whatever I want!

'''DASH:''' <small>oh my god, six hours with this little beast</small> Well, now ''I'' rule the house, so you have to respect

my authority, capiche?

'''BENNY:''' Why should I?

'''DASH:''' Well, for one, now that I rule the house, I can kick your little squishy head into a wall, and not get in

trouble.

'''BENNY:''' So? I can call my mom and tell her you were mean! ''{shows Dash his cellphone}''

'''DASH:''' Let me see that... ''{Dash grabs the cellphone and breaks it in half}'' Now try to call your ''mommy''!

'''BENNY:''' HEY! My mom bought that for me!

'''DASH:''' So? She can buy you a new one when I'm done with you. For now, I need to enforce my position as alpha-male and

bring discipline to this household!

'''BENNY:''' Just try!

'''DASH:''' Oh, I ''will''! Now I'm gonna set down your cat and you better play nice, or else.

''{Dash then sets down the cat.}''

''{Benny starts chasing the cat again with the golfclub. Dash slaps the club out of his hand}''

'''DASH:''' Dammit Benny! ''{Picks up the cat again}'' Okay, If you don't play nice with Mr. Kitty, I'm gonna call animal

control and take him away.

''{Dash then places the cat on the floor. Benny starts to chase the cat, but Dash glares down at him, and then Benny drops

the club.}''

'''DASH:''' Good boy. You wanna doggie treat?

'''BENNY:''' What?

'''DASH:''' What. Anyway, back to training! How about we play a simple game of baseball!

''{Cut: Benny's backyard. Dash has a catching glove and a baseball, and Benny has a bat.}''

'''DASH:''' Okay, Ben, just hit the ball with the bat!

'''BENNY:''' Gotcha!

''{Dash then pitches the ball. Benny then swings and hits the ball into Dash's groin.}''

'''DASH:''' ''{in great pain}'' B-benny... I think the point of baseball is to ''not'' sterilize me.

''{Benny nods. Dash pitches, and Benny swings the ball into Dash's knee.}''

'''DASH:''' ''{still in pain}'' O-okay Benny, you have effectively broken my knee. Let's try crafts...

''{Cut: Benny's dining room. Dash and Benny have a piece of paper, a bottle of glue, and a pile of macaroni.}''

'''DASH:''' Okay, Benny. We glue these pasta peices to the paper, and make pictures, ''{fiddles with glue and macaroni}''

like so!

''{Dash holds up macaroni art. It appears to be a cat.}''

'''BENNY:''' Sounds gay, but I'll bite. ''{fiddles around with supplies}'' How's ''this?''

''{Benny holds up macaroni art. It appears to be a poorly drawn Dash being impaled by a spear while a poorly drawn Benny

jumping and cheering.}''

'''DASH:''' {Observes picture}'' Oh ''screw you'', man. ''{fiddles with supplies}'' Counterattack!

''{Dash holds up his picture. It depicts a flaming Benny being hit by Skullbuggy. Soon after, SkullB himself busts through

the wall.}''

'''SKULLB:''' Hey! Copyright infringement, boy!

'''DASH:''' Fair use! Fair use!

'''SKULLB:''' Grrr... You win this time, boy!

''{SkullB then backs up into the hole he made in the wall.}''

'''SKULLB:''' ''{offscreen}'' Do you want me to pay for that?

'''DASH:''' Nah, his parent is rich.

''{Pause.}''

'''BENNY:''' What the ''hell'' were you talking about?

'''DASH:''' Uh, nothing, nothing. ''{Glances at the clock}'' Hey! look at the time! Looks like my six hours is up.

''{Dash and Benny look out the door's window, and see headlights pulling in.}''

'''BENNY:''' Hurray! now you can ''leave''!

'''DASH:''' I'm as excited as you are, you little runt.

''{Dash walks over to the door and opens it for Benny's mother.}''

'''WOMAN:''' Oh thank goodness! You didn't burn down my house!

'''DASH:''' Well... I ''did'' put a hole in the wall, but that's beside the point. Gimme my money, I had to put up with that

little devil for ''6'' hours, so I need at least 50 bucks.

'''WOMAN:''' Thanks for watching my little angel. ''{Hands Dash a few bills}'' Go buy yourself something nice.

'''DASH:''' Thank ''god'' this is done!

''{Dash runs out the door, hops on his bike, and pedals away. Cut: Blaze's room, and Dash is flopped out on Blaze's bed.

Blaze is still playing his computer}''

'''DASH:''' God, Blaze, that was the worst 6 hours of my life.

'''BlAZE:''' Well, at least you tried. How much cash did you get?

'''DASH:''' About 50$... Hey Blaze? Have you been playing that computer all day?

'''BLAZE:''' Pretty much. Speaking of which, where's Sparky?

''{ A few seconds after, Sparky bursts through the door.}''

'''SPARKY:''' Hey guys! I just got out of the hospital! I'm ready for the episode!

'''BLAZE:''' Sorry, episode's over.

'''SPARKY:''' DAMNIT!

''{Cue credits.}''

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