https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Sweet_Sacrifice%2F7Sweet Sacrifice/7 - Revision history2026-06-11T10:43:41ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Sweet_Sacrifice/7&diff=148071&oldid=prevTyrannosaurus Lex at 15:31, 30 October 20092009-10-30T15:31:15Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>~~ Alright all im back!11 Sorr I cuoldent b here ealrier but i had 2 be rushed 2 hopsital 4 slitting my rists! ~~<br />
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back at the jedi academy (oh yeh i fogot that evry1 is in a jedi academy. Sorry!) we had litesaba tranning. Demen asked me,<br />
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"god I ''{BEEP}'' hate litesaber traning cannot we skipp it?"<br />
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me being the badass mofo i am i said:<br />
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"yeh i agree litesaber tranning is 4 prepz anyway"<br />
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so we heded in2 my room 2 listen 2 goffick bands and smoke weed.<br />
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i got out a bag of pur Jango and lit it on fier. i then put it to my nose and inahed it depply adn i pased it 2 demen and he did da same.<br />
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we were so high rite now we cuoldn't evan think! so to enhance uor experence we got out our iPhoneTM (so i dont get suoed) adn put on sum Lincoln Pak. becauz it iz totlly awesum!!<br />
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we were so ''{beep}'' in' high that we started sinning (c wut i did there)<br />
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together we sang numb encore with me doing th lyriks and demen doin the raping<br />
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"what th hell r we wating 4?!?!"<br />
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suddenly however, Obie Won berst in adn he shouted<br />
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"WHAT THE HELL! YOU ARE SMOKING WEED! WEED IS ALLEGAL!"<br />
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we were totly screwed so we treid 2 mak a run 4 it but he used tha forse and stopd us in our tracs!!<br />
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"obie won u son of a bich wy did u stop us"<br />
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"becaz u were smokin weed"<br />
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obie won then usd hiz forse powas to tranport us 2 hiz offise wher jabba the hut (pe teacher) and han solo waz ther 2<br />
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"yabba jabba najfsaja" said jaba in his hut langich (it meant "i fond hansolo smokin crakk in his room")<br />
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"supise, becauz i fond these 2 outsid doin' the same whil sinning to lincin pak" said obie<br />
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"yabba goffy shitty moosik" said jabba<br />
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"''{bepp}'' you bitch linkin park iz god u prepz just h8 it becoz it was coller than your musik!!!!!!1!" I shouted, sexily<br />
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obie then slapped us across tha face and told us that we has detaintion after jedi academy. we ran out, all pissed off</div>Tyrannosaurus Lex