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Crack Stuntman gets a ransom note about a family member.<br />
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'''Characters in order of appearance:''' Crack Stuntman, A. Chimendez, Reinforcements' Voice, The Cheat, Crackotage's voice, Fightgar's voice, Silent Rip's voice, Guy Who Does the Bad Guy's Voice<br />
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'''Locations:''' Crack's house, The Office of A. Chimendez, The Basement of Crack's House, That back alley at that place<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' Alright, let's see if this bad boy can actually check some emails.<br />
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''{types Crackmail.EXE}''<br />
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<blockquote class= crack><br />
<div>Subject: Muhahahaha</div><br />
ATTENTION!<br><br />
I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UH...UNCLE REMUS!<br><br />
GET HIM IN THAT BACK ALLEY AT THAT PLACE!<br><br />
BRING MONEY AND BLING WORKS TOO!<BR><br />
COME WITHIN 1 hour and 37 minutes,<br><br />
ANONY<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''CRACK:''' ''{typing}'' Not MY UHUNCLE REMUS! What will Thanksgiving dinner be without Uhuncle Remus' antics? I'll have to go save him! First I'll need... You know what, I should probably stop typing this crap and do something about this.<br />
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''{Crack get's up and leaves the room, Cut to The office of A. Chimendez}''<br />
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'''CRACK:''' CHIMENDEZ! I need you to give me the numbers of the guys who do the voices of the Cheaty Commands<br />
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'''CHIMENDEZ:''' ''{sigh}'' For the last time, Mr. Stuntman, They are called the Cheat Commandos. Why do you need them anyways?<br />
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'''CRACK:''' I've got a dangerous mission and I need reinforcements!<br />
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''{Reinforcements' voice walks in}''<br />
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'''REINFORCEMENTS' VOICE:''' Hi guys.<br />
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'''CHIMENDEZ:''' Fine, I will give you the numbers, but only because if I don't you will keep me here all night, and I promised Beverly I'd be home early.<br />
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''{cut to Crack's basement, Where the voices of Crackotage, Fightgar, Silent Rip, and Reinforcement's stand, along with Crack and The Cheat}''<br />
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'''SILENT RIP'S VOICE:''' What are we doing here anyway?<br />
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'''FIGHTGAR'S VOICE:''' Yeah, we can't do jack! We're just a bunch of voice actors!<br />
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'''CRACKOTAGES VOICE:''' And most of us are really unfit anyway, You and Fightgar's voice are the only ones who are actually buff?<br />
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'''CRACK:''' Why aren't you rhyming?<br />
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'''CRACKOTAGE'S VOICE:''' ''{annoyed}'' You know that's only my character!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Suggestion The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''CRACK:''' THAT'S PERFECT FIREBERT! Let's put that plan into action!<br />
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''{cut to That back alley at that place}''<br />
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'''???:''' I'm glad you could make it Mr. Stuntman...<br />
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'''CRACK:''' I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU, GUY WHO DOES THE BAD GUY'S VOICE! Now, give me back my Uhuncle Remus.<br />
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'''GUY WHO DOES THE BAD GUY'S VOICE:''' DO you have the money and/or bling?<br />
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'''CRACK:''' No, but I do have the voices of an elite fighting force... ATTACK!<br />
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''{the voice actors lunge at the Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice}''<br />
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'''GUY WHO DOES THE BAD GUYS VOICE:''' ACK! I give, I give. You can have your Uhuncle back!<br />
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'''CRACK:''' That's what I thought. CHEAT COMMANDVOICES...<br />
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'''ALL:''' ROCK ROCK ON!<br />
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'''DISEMBODIED VOICE:''' ''{singing}'' Buy all our play sets and toys!<br />
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''{Stuntpaper}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*This email comes from the emails 4 you! article on the Fanstuff wiki<br />
*Crack calling the Cheat Commandos "Cheaty Commands" is a reference to him mispronouncing the name of the show</div>Remolay