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Crack Stuntman has a family?

'''Cast in order of appearance:''' Crack Stuntman, The Cheat, Crack's Mom, Crack's Dad, Jarehl; Stuntman, Strong Bad (Easter Egg) Gunhaver (Easter Egg), Gunhaver's Parents (Easter Egg), Fightgar (Easter Egg)

'''Locations:''' Crack's Computer Room, The Field, Blue Fadey Land, Basement of The Brothers Strong (easter egg) Cheat Commandos Command Centre Playset (Easter Egg)

==Transcript==
''{open on Crack's computer room, Crack types "Stuntmail.exe"}''

'''CRACK STUNTMAN:''' I feel like I've moved, or something.

<blockquote class= crack>
<div>Subject: Your Family</div>
Dear Mr. Stuntman, <br />
What are your Stuntparents and Stuntgrandparents like? How did they come to Free Country, USA. <br />
Sincerely,

</blockquote>

'''CRACK:''' ''{Typing}'' Sincerely what? How am I supposed to do this if I don't your name? Let see here, we'll make this "Sincerely,..."

''{Crack brings cursor under sincerely}''

'''CRACK:''' ''{Typing}'' Bil Nye the Science Guy. That's believable.

''{Clears screen}''

'''CRACK:''' ''{typing}'' Now, about your question. For some reason I feel like I have been warned about...

''{cut to the field, Crack and The Cheat standing. Crack holding a Stunty 486 box}'''

'''CRACK:''' ''{Voiceover}'' ... this kind of question before.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Warning The Cheat noises}''

'''CRACK:''' I'm going to be honest with you, Firebert. I have no clue what you just said. How do your friends understand you anyway?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Unkowing The Cheat noises}''

''{cut back to Cracks computer}''

'''CRACK:''' ''{typing}'' Looking back on it, he probably said to go for it in as much detail as Stuntman-ly possible.

''{cut to Blue Fadey Land, one quite tall man and one quite tall woman stand close together}''

'''CRACK:''' ''{voiceover}'' First, of course, are my mom and dad. The best parents a handsom actor could ever ask for.

'''CRACK'S MOM:''' We're so proud of our little Cracky-boo

'''CRACK:''' ''{voiceover}'' ''{whiny}'' Mom, I asked you not to call me that.

'''CRACK'S MOM:''' Sorry Cracky-boo.

'''CRACK:''' ''{voiceover}'' Augh... My parents are great. Really. They have always supported me in what I do. Let's move right along. Bye mom. Bye dad

'''CRACK'S PARENTS:''' Bye son!

''{pan left to an old man with big muscles}''

'''CRACK:''' ''{voiceover}'' This is my Grandpa Jarehl. He's the one who came to Free Country. I'm not sure what his story is. How'd you get here, Gramps?

'''JAREHL:''' Well I was a stunt actor in many movies on the planet Regulax 7 when I decided to try to get work here. When I told them I was "Jarehl, Stunt man".

'''CRACK:''' ''{voiceover}'' Right... That's all I needed to hear Gramps. Have a good ride back to the nursing home.

'''JARHEL:''' ''{excited}'' It's bingo night!

''{cut back to Crack's computer}''

'''CRACK:''' ''{typing}'' At this point I'm pretty sure that my grandpa is either a big lier or just senile. I have serious doubts that I'm from this "Planet Rehulax 7".

'''CRACK'S DAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' It's true, son.

''{pan out to reveal Crack's dad standing next to Crack}''

'''CRACK'S DAD:''' I was with him when we came to earth. You're half Regulaxian. Why did you think you were so tall?

'''CRACK:''' I figured I was just awesome like that.

'''CRACK'S DAD:''' That technically is true. but it is in your blood.

''{pan back to in front of Crack's computer}''

'''CRACK:''' ''{typing}'' Okay, so my family is from an alien planet. There's a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan. I'm going to go ask Gramps how far back are family goes now.

''{crack gets up from computer}''

'''CRACK'S DAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' I wonder how long it will take Crack to notice that I lied to him.

''{stuntpaper}''
==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the first "Family" at the end for an extra scene:

''{cut to the Basement of the Brothers Strong, Strong Bad sleeping on the couch}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{mumbling}'' greh..Battletoads... ''{jolts awake}'' My email senses are tingling! Someone is talking about their parents! I must stop them!

''{Strong bad gets up and runs off screen}''

*Click on the second "Family" at the end for a Cheat Commandos short:

''{cut to the command centre, Gunhaver and two old The Cheats stand near the door}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Thanks for coming to visit, mom and dad, but you have to go soon. If the guys see us they'll think I'm a momma's boy.

'''GUNHAVER'S MOM:''' Well, okay then. Goodbye, it was nice to see you again gunnypoo.

'''FIGHTGAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Gunnypoo?

''{pan out to Fightgar in pajamas, just entering the room}''

'''FIGHTGAR:''' Your mom calls you Gunnypoo? that's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

==Trivia==
*Bill Nye The Science Guy is a reference to the man from the children's Science series of the same name
*M. Night Shyamalan is a director well known for putting plot twists that make no sense in his movies
*Battletoads is a NES game known for being really hard.

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