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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>"With Coach D's radish we're gonna win the competition!"<br />
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Page Title: Getting closer to using the RadPod...<br />
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Computer Used: Lazer 9240<br />
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Characters: Strong Rad, Strong Grad, Mulzipan, Strong Had, Coach D, The Funny One<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email!<br />
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<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div>Random Crap!</div><br />
WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ''{runs into a Fanta can and both fall down offscreen}''<br />
You won usless spam!<br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{Strong Rad doesn't read the email.}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' I'll take care of this!<br />
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''{Strong Rad types "deleted!" but the screen flashes:}''<br />
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<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div><center><big>NICE TRY!</big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{A red line of text appears, reading "That didn't work."}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' What? I said DELETED!<br />
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''{Strong Rad types it again, this time in capital italicized letters, but the screen flashes}''<br />
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<blockquote class="lappy email"><br />
<div><center><big>NOTTA CHANCE!</big></center></div><br />
</blockquote><br />
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''{A red line of text appears, reading "That neither."}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' Well, I'd like you to meet my main man, Edgar!<br />
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<blockquote class="lappy email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Edgar the Virus<br><br />
Hunter</span><br><br />
<br><br />
programmed entirely<br><br />
in mom's basement<br><br />
by Edgar &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;c1982<br></blockquote><br />
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''{Strong Rad hits enter, and the screen switches to the following text}''<br />
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<blockquote class="lappy email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Virus Protection<br><br />
version .0001</span><br><br />
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Last scan was NEVER ago.<br><br />
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<span style="color:#FFFF00">scanning...</span></blockquote><br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' Okay, Edgar, now drop a train on 'em!<br />
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''{The following text now appears on the screen:}''<br />
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<blockquote class="lappy email" style="text-align:center"><span style="color:#FFFF00">Scan Complete!</span><br><br />
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<span style="color:#FF0000">'''<big><big><big><big>423,827</big></big></big></big>'''</span><br /><br />
Viruses Found!<br><br />
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<span style="color:#FFFF00">A New Record!!</span></blockquote><br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' ''{in Stinkoman's voice, surprised}'' WAAAH! That is not a small number! That is a ''big'' number! Now what am I gonna do?<br />
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<blockquote class="lappy email" style="background:#3a50b6;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br><br />
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Computer over.<br><br />
Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote><br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' Computer over? Virus equals very yes?! That's not a good prize!<br />
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''{The text and background on the Lazer 9240 screen melts off and slides onto the floor.}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' Oooh!<br />
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''{Strong Rad jumps out of the way. The camera zooms out to a view of the computer desk.}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' And the Lazer... just peed my carpet.<br />
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''{Strong Grad walks in. His head is a foot away from his body and also changes to other Strong Grad smilies.}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' AGH!<br />
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'''STRONG GRAD:''' What happened?<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' I dunno, you forgot to wear your neck?<br />
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'''STRONG GRAD:''' Were you using the internet irresponsibly?<br />
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''{A bit of Homechat's Main Page creeps down the screen. Instead of "What's New? Find Out!" it's "Stave it off, 1, 2, 3"}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' I was just checking my email!<br />
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'''STRONG GRAD:''' Did you get a virus?<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' No...<br />
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'''STRONG GRAD:''' Did you get 400,000 viruses?<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' Yes. ''Very yes!''<br />
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'''STRONG GRAD:''' Do something about it quickly! ''{turns into his character card and leaps out}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' ''{as the bit of Homechat's Main Page creeps back up}'' This can't be good.<br />
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''{Cut to Mulzipan's living room. Strong Had is standing near a stack of VHS tapes near Mulzipan.}''<br />
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'''MULZIPAN:''' I agree, Strong Had, that is the finest stack of VHS tapes I have ever-- ''{turns into ASCII and speaks unintelligibly}''<br />
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'''STRONG HAD:''' CAN YOU SPEAK UP? ''{turns into an H with an oval and a smaller H on the oval and wobbles away. Mulzipan continues to speak unintelligibly.}''<br />
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''{Cut to Coach D watching the email on YouTube.}''<br />
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'''COACH D:''' What the?<br />
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''{The Funny one appears out of nowhere.}''<br />
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'''THE FUNNY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it nine times! ''{slaps Coach D repeatedly}''<br />
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'''COACH D:''' ''{simulateously}'' STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT NOW! WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?!?<br />
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''{Cut to a weird cloudy area. Strong Rad is in his virus form. The Exact Same is changing variations as he floats around the screen.}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' With Coach D's raddish, we're gonna win the competition!<br />
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''{Cut to the palm tree. Strong Rad and The Exact Same are back to normal as Tuns walks in.}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' Tuns! What are you doing with that...YOU DIDN'T SHOOT THE LAZER, DID YOU?<br />
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''{Cut back to the Lazer 9240.}''<br />
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'''STRONG RAD:''' ''{sadly}'' DEAR STRONG RAD, I DON'T KNOW A CRAPFULLY YOURS! DEAR STRONG RAD! ''{hits keyboard}'' DEAR STRONG RAD! ''{hits keyboard}'' I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME, DAVEY!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down with the words jumbled.}''<br />
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''{Cut to Coach D watching the video on YouTube.}''<br />
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'''COACH D:''' Gimme back my raddish!<br />
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'''THE FUNNY ONE:''' I can do it! I can do it nine times! ''{slaps Coach D repeatedly}''<br />
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'''COACH D:''' ''{simulateously}'' STOP! I'M JUST A COACH!<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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* Click on Fanta to see Strong Intelligent drink a bottle of Fanta in the background.<br />
* At the end, click on the contrast buttons to see a virus'd version of the Cheat Commandos commercial.<br />
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